Would You Masturbate With This?

Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Oh hell no I don't think so.
02/25/2012
Contributor: xoxo xoxo
Quote:
Originally posted by Love Buzz
OMG - never in a million years, but that said my bf got given one for his 21st b'day - hillarious
I'm getting this for my friend because its his birthday soon haha.
02/28/2012
Contributor: xoxo xoxo
never.
02/28/2012
Contributor: DiamondKoala DiamondKoala
No chance. Not when I've got real sheep in my backyard.
02/29/2012
Contributor: Fearsome Fearsome
Quote:
Originally posted by Sera
What do you think of masturbating with a toy like this?
I'd attempt it, but I make no promises.
06/01/2012
Contributor: Checkmate Checkmate
Simple answer---NO! Please do check out the review on this however,,one of the best I have ever read.
06/02/2012
Contributor: Moniqua Moniqua
haha. Wow.
06/02/2012
Contributor: KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
While I wouldn't use it myself, I absolutely would purchase it for a gag gift.
06/02/2012
Contributor: asandahl asandahl
nope
06/02/2012
Contributor: roskat roskat
Oh, lordy...
06/02/2012
Contributor: michael scofield michael scofield
lol i didnt expect to see this
06/07/2012
Contributor: RocketBoom RocketBoom
I don't have the equipment, plus it's ugly, so no.
06/14/2012
Contributor: goo goo
Wow, that is weird and nasty.
06/24/2012
Contributor: LonelyWolf LonelyWolf
Weel na... having come from a long line o' Scotsmen, and there may or no been a sheep-shagger amongst the lot, I would still have ta say "Nay!" on this. It has been a novelty gag gift for years on end, and is intended as a 'novelty' as evidenced by the 'cheap' plastic blow-up quality it is. I have YET to ever see a life-like mold quality sex toy designed around a sheep. And even if there were, I wouldna be interested in the least. Even if it were life-size, there would be no way to fit its back legs down in my wellies, and push its nose down towards the water o the stream, and have it push back to get a good rhythm going for a good shag. Errr, um... I mean, so I've been told or read about, that is. Just kidding. I've always preferred my partners to be human, female, and entirely willing... in that order.
06/24/2012