Would You Masturbate With This?

Contributor: Sera Sera
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What do you think of masturbating with a toy like this?
11/16/2010
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Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
OMG - never in a million years, but that said my bf got given one for his 21st b'day - hillarious
11/16/2010
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Not!
11/17/2010
Contributor: Brand Brand
1 step closer to marrying barn animals? Personally I like to keep it to my own species...even for sex toys.
11/18/2010
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
...eww. Creepy.
11/18/2010
Contributor: Riccio Riccio
Italians do say "sheep style" when Americans say "doggy style," but no thank you!
11/18/2010
Contributor: Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
Well now that ewe *does* have a sexy look in her eye... LOL, just kidding around. Seriously I wouldn't, but I'd love to have one to embarrass a buddy of mine with.
11/18/2010
Contributor: SexyTabby SexyTabby
No, not even entertained. So have a thing against animals in my bed lol
11/18/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Nope. The man would not. But it would be pretty funny for a bachelor party.
11/18/2010
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
Quote:
Originally posted by Brand
1 step closer to marrying barn animals? Personally I like to keep it to my own species...even for sex toys.
I was about to say the same thing...then I remembered I have an alien fleshlight so it not 100% accurate lol. Keep it humanoid?
11/18/2010
Contributor: whubwa whubwa
I think it's unappealing because of the way it's designed. If it's a toy that involves a full body, men are gonna want to see a woman.

NOW... If they started making a whole line of fun textured masturbators, and named them after animals, or aliens, etc... They would get some positive response.

And again blow up dolls have some negative opinions about them. Once you're spoiled w/ pleasure skins, cyber skins, and silicone, why settle for a non luxury masturbator?
11/22/2010
Contributor: celibacysucks celibacysucks
That's just horrifying.
11/24/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Yikes! But I think it's meant to be a joke, not a serious product.
11/24/2010
Contributor: OhMy! OhMy!
Unless your name is Michael Vik, we're going to have to say "no".
11/25/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Don't think so!
11/25/2010
Contributor: Yebby Yebby
Awesomely funny thanks
06/14/2011
Contributor: slynch slynch
Ummmm... no!
06/14/2011
Contributor: eroticmutt eroticmutt
Haha I don't think so. It's too funny- this is like a cartoon from 'Back at the Barnyard' but I would totally get it for someone as a gag gift, like bachelor party or something.
11/27/2011
Contributor: T&A1987 T&A1987
no, no, no.
11/27/2011
Contributor: mumbles mumbles
not a chance
11/28/2011
Contributor: Jammin14580 Jammin14580
I'll pass, thanks
11/30/2011
Contributor: Darklyvan Darklyvan
Quote:
Originally posted by Sera
What do you think of masturbating with a toy like this?
No ty, I have no desire to fuck a sheep
11/30/2011
Contributor: wrmbreze wrmbreze
very creepy!
11/30/2011
Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
Quote:
Originally posted by Sera
What do you think of masturbating with a toy like this?
not a chance in hell!
12/28/2011
Contributor: Teacookie Teacookie
Quote:
Originally posted by Sera
What do you think of masturbating with a toy like this?
highly amused and it's not debasing females to an object just sheep.
12/30/2011
Contributor: Eeyore Eeyore
It is such a thin plastic that I can't imagine anyone using it for anything other than a gag gift.
12/31/2011
Contributor: Yossarian Yossarian
I wool not even consider it.
12/31/2011
Contributor: Kush Kush
Quote:
Originally posted by Sera
What do you think of masturbating with a toy like this?
noop
01/15/2012
Contributor: x203 x203
hell no
02/25/2012
Contributor: Incendiaire Incendiaire
When I was much younger my parents got given a couple of those as novelty gifts. I remember playing with one, and I couldn't understand why there was a cavity at the back, haha.
02/25/2012