LOL i may actualy have to get the alien giny and magazine for my husband, and alien peeny for myself just for shits and giggles.
Avatar Fleshlight
02/23/2012
haha thanks kinda awesome but really funny.
02/26/2012
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I really enjoyed this post.
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Sera
For years, increasing accounts of an Unidentified Fucking Object have been reported by mystified Fleshlight fans with little or no substantiating evidence. The denial of the existence of this object has driven the scandal to levels of near hysteria.
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For years, increasing accounts of an Unidentified Fucking Object have been reported by mystified Fleshlight fans with little or no substantiating evidence. The denial of the existence of this object has driven the scandal to levels of near hysteria. Finally, after publicly rebuffing the existence of exxxtra-terrestrial fuckery, the once top-secret "Alien" is now being made available to the public from Fleshlight, the maker of the #1 selling sex toy for men.
Go where no manhood has gone before inside the strangely alluring double clitoris of the Alien vagina. This mesmerizing pearlescent blue Alien begs to beam you up for a close encounter of the preferred kind.
The Alien Fleshlight comes with the pearlescent blue Alien sleeve and deep blue outer-case that combine to take your blue alien fantasy to the outer limits of your imagination.
The exclusive Alien texture combines the feel of three of our most popular textures to create one out-of-this-world experience. Tantalizing sinews swirl together mimicking our famous Vortex canal before breaking through to a Lotus node that finally gives way to our most intense texture, the STU. less
Go where no manhood has gone before inside the strangely alluring double clitoris of the Alien vagina. This mesmerizing pearlescent blue Alien begs to beam you up for a close encounter of the preferred kind.
The Alien Fleshlight comes with the pearlescent blue Alien sleeve and deep blue outer-case that combine to take your blue alien fantasy to the outer limits of your imagination.
The exclusive Alien texture combines the feel of three of our most popular textures to create one out-of-this-world experience. Tantalizing sinews swirl together mimicking our famous Vortex canal before breaking through to a Lotus node that finally gives way to our most intense texture, the STU. less
05/17/2012
If I'm buying a fleshlight I want it to look like an actual orifice.
05/21/2012
Is it sad that the 3D glasses were the part that made me laugh?
05/21/2012
Avatar isn't really one of my fandoms, but I totally love this idea!
05/21/2012
i thought about it. the textures inside look pretty awesome.
05/22/2012
It's really strange and not for me at all.
05/23/2012
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i agree!
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Avant-garde
Just to out of this world for me.
05/23/2012
I like weird stuff but this one is a bit too strange for me :/
05/23/2012
I'd love to have one of these.
05/25/2012
I'd kill to get one and would have gotten one for my first but the stu was cheaper at the time on amazon.
08/30/2012