Haha. Yes, I have had the thought. However, no one is usually around when I have it out. So I would just be smacking myself if I did that. Not as fun.
So, honestly, when you have a dildo in your hand...
08/24/2012
Why yes, of course. It's a nice size and weight for it. If hubby's around, I'll give him a playful swat or two. I usually get eyerolls back, but I can't help myself.
08/24/2012
The urge to has arisen before.
08/24/2012
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I needed a laugh!!!
Originally posted by
Adriana Ravenlust
Now I do..
08/27/2012
My husband and I have had duels with our toys before. And last New Year's Eve, my friends had a huge battle with the giant dildos from the collection of the person who's house we were at.
08/27/2012
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LOL I love to read this post to get a laugh!
Originally posted by
(k)InkyIvy
My husband and I have had duels with our toys before. And last New Year's Eve, my friends had a huge battle with the giant dildos from the collection of the person who's house we were at.
08/27/2012
Here read this review..[link|link].
09/30/2012
Yes, and I have! Hahaha
09/30/2012
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YES! Thank you for bringing it up. Some people are so irritating a good dildo upside the head is in order. End the frustration all around.
Originally posted by
travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
09/30/2012
Totally haha
09/30/2012
I wish I could carry hung around with me and smack the stupid out of some individuals!
09/30/2012
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AWESOMESAUCE! If only my bestie would be willing to do the same lol. I'd buy us both one.
Originally posted by
ToyGeek
The best sword fight ever. You must YouTube it.
01/20/2013
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LMAFO!!
Originally posted by
Rin (aka Nire)
I find the idea to be endlessly entertaining. Also, I'd like an Eleven to use as a bedside weapon.
"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF ... more
"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF ... more
I find the idea to be endlessly entertaining. Also, I'd like an Eleven to use as a bedside weapon.
"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF POUNDS OF SOLID STEEL SEXUAL JUSTICE!!!" less
"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF POUNDS OF SOLID STEEL SEXUAL JUSTICE!!!" less
01/20/2013
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Lol no i dont think that is why they sell them for but i guess you could if you are into that kinda thing
Originally posted by
travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
02/03/2013
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get a menstrual cup!
Originally posted by
Woman China
Why do you think I want the Eleven? Double ended. One end for me... the other to smack people who answer questions with questionable replies.
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people ... more
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people ... more
Why do you think I want the Eleven? Double ended. One end for me... the other to smack people who answer questions with questionable replies.
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people these are their replies:
Man 1: Why would you use tampons? Use pads. Cheaper.
Man 2: My wife is a pads woman, but I'll ask her to find out for you.
Man 3: whats a tampon?
Man 2 replied telling me that since they are an imported item that the price of them will be really more expensive than I am used too.
Me: I live in China. They are imported here too.
Man 2: Then I'd suggest you bring enough for your time here
Me: I told you, I am planning on living in Ethopia for four years. So I should bring no thing but tampons with me? But what about my shoes? less
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people these are their replies:
Man 1: Why would you use tampons? Use pads. Cheaper.
Man 2: My wife is a pads woman, but I'll ask her to find out for you.
Man 3: whats a tampon?
Man 2 replied telling me that since they are an imported item that the price of them will be really more expensive than I am used too.
Me: I live in China. They are imported here too.
Man 2: Then I'd suggest you bring enough for your time here
Me: I told you, I am planning on living in Ethopia for four years. So I should bring no thing but tampons with me? But what about my shoes? less
02/12/2013
I would think about if someone said something mean bwahaha dildo smack
02/12/2013
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Absolutely
Originally posted by
travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
03/10/2013
lol sometimes but i like to play with them more!
03/17/2013
I've thought about it haha. They're fun to wiggle and hit against things.
03/17/2013
it would be to much fun
03/26/2013
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We used to have one at my apartment that lived in the living room - one of the super realistic ones with a suction base. My four (male) roommates and I would stick it places where one the others would hopefully wind up smacking themselves in the face wit it. It was a lot of fun.
Originally posted by
travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
03/26/2013
Mortal Kombat-style. XD
04/02/2013
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hahahaah. yup
Originally posted by
travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
04/02/2013
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lmao a roommate and I had one of those extremely extra large butt plugs that are meant as a gag gift, we kept it as a center piece on our kitchen table. I will never forget the day his sister came over and saw it for the first time. The way her eyes widened and jaw dropped...lol
Originally posted by
surreptitious
We used to have one at my apartment that lived in the living room - one of the super realistic ones with a suction base. My four (male) roommates and I would stick it places where one the others would hopefully wind up smacking themselves in the face
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We used to have one at my apartment that lived in the living room - one of the super realistic ones with a suction base. My four (male) roommates and I would stick it places where one the others would hopefully wind up smacking themselves in the face wit it. It was a lot of fun.
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04/04/2013
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i have bought a large mubber fist and forearm who actualy uses this as a toy i dont know but i put it in the passanger seat of my car to fuck with people. but i bet it would make a good weapon too
Originally posted by
travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
04/07/2013
All the time lol
04/08/2013
lol I actually smacked my ex with a vib before XD
Also the dildo thing reminds me of the giant purple dildo from saint row 3rd
Also the dildo thing reminds me of the giant purple dildo from saint row 3rd
04/08/2013
There are days I wish I had one in my desk drawer so that I could slap some people that I work with upside their head!
04/24/2013
I have, with a strap on. The first time I ever put one on I just laughed and wanted to do that hahahah.
04/25/2013
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That thought never entered my mind...
Originally posted by
travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
04/25/2013