Hey behave or you will get smacked with a dildo
So, honestly, when you have a dildo in your hand...
07/26/2012
Lmfao this has came across my mind a couple times.
07/26/2012
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LOL LOL LOL - I had a visual of that - too funny!!!
Originally posted by
travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
07/26/2012
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I LOVE IT!!!
Originally posted by
Mitzuki
One of my closest friends and I are going to buy these ; just to do that. Seriously.
07/26/2012
I chase my hubby around with one straped to me with my harness. I love to smack him with it.
07/26/2012
I just...I...
I'm at a loss, but I do have a weapon in my toybox worthy of sexual justice.
I'm at a loss, but I do have a weapon in my toybox worthy of sexual justice.
07/26/2012
So, I'd like to smack my smart ass husband with one right now!!!
07/28/2012
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Yes . Or to just waggel it at someone
Originally posted by
travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
07/28/2012
ya some times i think about doing this
07/28/2012
lol Especially if it wobbles a bit!
07/28/2012
Lol, no, but it reminds me of the movie White Chicks now xD
07/28/2012
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Haha totally yes. Usually someone annoying me too.
Originally posted by
travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
07/28/2012
My parents are visiting from NY this weekend and we were just driving back from an amusement park and my mother did that "look out" while I was driving and I almost said it but I only thought it. "shut up or I'll smack you with a dildo" Oh Oh I have to watch myself.
07/28/2012
Saints Row dildo bat needs to be a real thing and sold by eden
07/29/2012
I've always thought it would be funny to do.
07/29/2012
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Hahaha, the thought has crossed my mind, yes.
Originally posted by
travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
08/01/2012
hahahahah yes, I think about it all the time actually! Lol
08/06/2012
Yes! I so have. They're just so big and floppy and I can't resist!
08/06/2012
Lots of laughs from this post!
08/11/2012
Lol I always smack my hand with it, like a club.
08/12/2012
My BFF-IRL (who is a reviewer here) and I would TOTALLY have dildo sword fights. I guess the only reason we haven't is that we never have our collections in the same house.
08/12/2012
sure
08/14/2012
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I recently got an Anaconda, and my husband had that thing out of the package and smacked me (lightly) with it before I even knew what was going on! I was still looking through the shipping box to make sure I got what I ordered.
Originally posted by
solitudinarian
I've thought about using metal dildos for self-defense before, and I'd love to be whacked on the ass with the Tantus Anaconda!
08/14/2012
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You could have a sword fight!
Originally posted by
Mitzuki
One of my closest friends and I are going to buy these ; just to do that. Seriously.
08/15/2012
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LOL
Originally posted by
Gone (LD29)
I recently got an Anaconda, and my husband had that thing out of the package and smacked me (lightly) with it before I even knew what was going on! I was still looking through the shipping box to make sure I got what I ordered.
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I recently got an Anaconda, and my husband had that thing out of the package and smacked me (lightly) with it before I even knew what was going on! I was still looking through the shipping box to make sure I got what I ordered.
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08/23/2012
Now I do!
08/23/2012
I just re-read this thread. Yep, still funny.
08/23/2012
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HHHMMMMM......Ebay business #2???? I can then tell people I restore vintage bikes and part out vintage bikes and sell tampons to other countries for sex toy points--imagine that feedback "love the dirt bike, tampons very absorbent, great shipping-plenty of padding!"......then smack 'em with a dildo if they laugh!!! OH, maybe I have had too much coffee already--getting goofier by the minute!!
Originally posted by
Woman China
They have tampons (or so the dude said) but just real pricey! Which I am used too!!
But sure! If you really really really want too... you can!!! Can you imagine it? Trading tampons for points. It's the black market of tampons! I know it!!! LOL!!
But sure! If you really really really want too... you can!!! Can you imagine it? Trading tampons for points. It's the black market of tampons! I know it!!! LOL!!
08/23/2012
A friend of mine has a rubber dildo that she and her family call "Jacque", as in Jacque the Cock. He's a playtoy. They throw it around and stick it to the ceiling and such. Yeah, it's kinda fun.
08/23/2012
I've never thought about that LOL
08/23/2012