Heh, EdenFantasys sells two of these dildos but the $1.8 million diamond-encrusted dildo was something I hadn't seen before.
11 Dildos You Won't Believe Exist
11/15/2011
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Omg that obama one is terrifying. I want the lightsaber,but I could make one of those. And me and my boyfriend always make jokes about bicycle dildos, so seeing that one actually exists makes me laugh.
Originally posted by
dv8
Heh, EdenFantasys sells two of these dildos but the $1.8 million diamond-encrusted dildo was something I hadn't seen before.
11/15/2011
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i like the dolphin one alot! i wish we had some of these on here! the lightsaber for example.. and the bike dildo!
Originally posted by
dv8
Heh, EdenFantasys sells two of these dildos but the $1.8 million diamond-encrusted dildo was something I hadn't seen before.
11/15/2011
Thanks for posting ,I dont know why they included the dolphin dildo.The nun dildo does look pretty good from the back
11/15/2011
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We do have the dolphin: Whirly! but if you like him you should buy it soon, because it looks like the pretty turquoise color is out-of-stock-forever, which means FF probably isn't making new pink ones either.
Originally posted by
aliceinthehole
i like the dolphin one alot! i wish we had some of these on here! the lightsaber for example.. and the bike dildo!
(I don't know why they discontinue the best ones... I fell in love with the turquose Wave and had to order it from overseas where there were still some in stock.)
11/15/2011
I'm surprised the Tentacle dildo EF sells isn't on that list. I know in the Halloween e-mail, that surprised the hell out of me.
Didn't know about the Obama, lightsaber, bluetooth, and solar-powered ones. For that last one, does the solar cells just need to be in the sun or the whole thing? Haha. Might get some strange looks from neighbors if it's the latter.
Didn't know about the Obama, lightsaber, bluetooth, and solar-powered ones. For that last one, does the solar cells just need to be in the sun or the whole thing? Haha. Might get some strange looks from neighbors if it's the latter.
11/15/2011
I think that Hello Kitty one looks more like a pocket rocket than a dildo. And that bike seat one reminds me of a certain, very short Robot Chicken segment involving a nun.
And while I can think of better things to spent $1.8 million dollars on than a dildo, I've gotta say that the diamond-encrusted one is very, very beautiful.
And while I can think of better things to spent $1.8 million dollars on than a dildo, I've gotta say that the diamond-encrusted one is very, very beautiful.
11/15/2011
The Obama one = D: D: D;
Yeah, presidents and Jesus Christ aren't going into my vagina. EVER.
Yeah, presidents and Jesus Christ aren't going into my vagina. EVER.
11/15/2011
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The solar cells are what collects the energy, so only that would need to be in the sun. Eden sells a similar vibe, I believe.
Originally posted by
Kikui
I'm surprised the Tentacle dildo EF sells isn't on that list. I know in the Halloween e-mail, that surprised the hell out of me.
Didn't know about the Obama, lightsaber, bluetooth, and solar-powered ones. For that last one, does ... more
Didn't know about the Obama, lightsaber, bluetooth, and solar-powered ones. For that last one, does ... more
I'm surprised the Tentacle dildo EF sells isn't on that list. I know in the Halloween e-mail, that surprised the hell out of me.
Didn't know about the Obama, lightsaber, bluetooth, and solar-powered ones. For that last one, does the solar cells just need to be in the sun or the whole thing? Haha. Might get some strange looks from neighbors if it's the latter. less
Didn't know about the Obama, lightsaber, bluetooth, and solar-powered ones. For that last one, does the solar cells just need to be in the sun or the whole thing? Haha. Might get some strange looks from neighbors if it's the latter. less
11/15/2011
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I love and agree with this statement. No nuns in my vagina, either.
Originally posted by
kadytheredpanda
The Obama one = D: D: D;
Yeah, presidents and Jesus Christ aren't going into my vagina. EVER.
Yeah, presidents and Jesus Christ aren't going into my vagina. EVER.
11/15/2011
the obama one it´s horrible i don´t get it why i would like that one,,, but i think the dolphin one it´s adorable
11/15/2011
Haha, the dolphin one is cute, and the bike one cracked me up! I can totally see how that works, but...that's pretty weird.
11/15/2011
Some of those are very strange! I hate "face" dildos, too. XD I have no idea what possesses companies to put FACES on dildos--ugh! Also, the whale penis one made me laugh, since I frequently shop at a company with MUCH more "exotic" toys that that. That one doesn't even look that good!
11/15/2011
The bluetooth enabled one looks pretty cool.
11/15/2011
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The tentacle is very tame compared to what you find on some websites.
Originally posted by
Kikui
I'm surprised the Tentacle dildo EF sells isn't on that list. I know in the Halloween e-mail, that surprised the hell out of me.
Didn't know about the Obama, lightsaber, bluetooth, and solar-powered ones. For that last one, does ... more
Didn't know about the Obama, lightsaber, bluetooth, and solar-powered ones. For that last one, does ... more
I'm surprised the Tentacle dildo EF sells isn't on that list. I know in the Halloween e-mail, that surprised the hell out of me.
Didn't know about the Obama, lightsaber, bluetooth, and solar-powered ones. For that last one, does the solar cells just need to be in the sun or the whole thing? Haha. Might get some strange looks from neighbors if it's the latter. less
Didn't know about the Obama, lightsaber, bluetooth, and solar-powered ones. For that last one, does the solar cells just need to be in the sun or the whole thing? Haha. Might get some strange looks from neighbors if it's the latter. less
11/15/2011
Those are awesome! I love the light saber one. Thanks for the link
11/15/2011
Agree that the bluetooth seems cool.
11/15/2011
Haha, some of those are kinda neat.
11/16/2011
The Obama one is fucking creepy. I might have nightmares now!
11/16/2011
The Bluetooth one looks great. The bike one looks... different. And as for the whale one - thanks but no thanks!
11/16/2011
I don't see hard to believe with the Hello Kitty vibrator. I wouldn't really call it a dildo though. I am a huge Sanrio fan.
11/16/2011
The Obama one reminded me of some Obama and Palin condoms that I saw at an adult toy store yesterday. Seems like a gag gift more then any thing. The bike one reminded me of the fact that doctors say that you've likely popped your cherry prior to losing your virginity just from riding a bike as a kid. There is part of me that wants to try the toy but I'm not sure how you would negotiate that. I mean, crotchless bike shorts just sound like they would do more harm then good. I really like the light saber one, though I be worried that you were paying more for novelty then quality.
11/16/2011
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I'm thinking that diamonds would hurt!
Originally posted by
dv8
Heh, EdenFantasys sells two of these dildos but the $1.8 million diamond-encrusted dildo was something I hadn't seen before.
11/16/2011
Lol, well done David Bekham.
11/16/2011
some of those are weird
11/16/2011
The bike one seems like it would be.....difficult to utilize.....but it makes "mounting a bike" have a completely different meaning.
11/16/2011
The diamond-encrusted dildo sure makes the platinum dildos by Jimmy Jane seem cheap.
11/16/2011
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I was thinking more of you'd have to go commando in a skirt long enough to cover the seat fully.
Originally posted by
SilverIsis
The Obama one reminded me of some Obama and Palin condoms that I saw at an adult toy store yesterday. Seems like a gag gift more then any thing. The bike one reminded me of the fact that doctors say that you've likely popped your cherry prior to
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The Obama one reminded me of some Obama and Palin condoms that I saw at an adult toy store yesterday. Seems like a gag gift more then any thing. The bike one reminded me of the fact that doctors say that you've likely popped your cherry prior to losing your virginity just from riding a bike as a kid. There is part of me that wants to try the toy but I'm not sure how you would negotiate that. I mean, crotchless bike shorts just sound like they would do more harm then good. I really like the light saber one, though I be worried that you were paying more for novelty then quality.
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11/16/2011
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The Dolphin is here. It's Whirly.
Originally posted by
aliceinthehole
i like the dolphin one alot! i wish we had some of these on here! the lightsaber for example.. and the bike dildo!
11/16/2011
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Not sure I'd wanna have diamonds .. all up in my "business". hehe
Originally posted by
dv8
Heh, EdenFantasys sells two of these dildos but the $1.8 million diamond-encrusted dildo was something I hadn't seen before.
11/19/2011