Love the HK one! XD
The lightsaber is also complete win... oh god, I need that to show all my SW friends!
The lightsaber is also complete win... oh god, I need that to show all my SW friends!
11 Dildos You Won't Believe Exist
11/19/2011
Haha...that lightsaber one is awesome, but the Obama dildo would give me nightmares!
12/02/2011
I believe every one of them. We've only just scratched the surface of dildo technology.
12/02/2011
heh. Your know your a sex toy reviewer when you've already seem most of the items on these lists.
12/03/2011
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OMG TOTALLY! The bike dildo was really the only one to surprise me! I HAD to blog about it! link
Originally posted by
namelesschaos
heh. Your know your a sex toy reviewer when you've already seem most of the items on these lists.
12/03/2011
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Totally agree!
Originally posted by
kadytheredpanda
The Obama one = D: D: D;
Yeah, presidents and Jesus Christ aren't going into my vagina. EVER.
Yeah, presidents and Jesus Christ aren't going into my vagina. EVER.
12/03/2011
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the one on the bike is awesome, lol
Originally posted by
dv8
Heh, EdenFantasys sells two of these dildos but the $1.8 million diamond-encrusted dildo was something I hadn't seen before.
12/03/2011
The OhMiBod is great!!!
I do like some of the others though, the Bluetooth one sounds pretty cool, and the lightsaber one, hah.
I do like some of the others though, the Bluetooth one sounds pretty cool, and the lightsaber one, hah.
12/03/2011
The bicycle one conjures some hilarious mental images
12/03/2011
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Originally posted by
Kendrir
The bicycle one conjures some hilarious mental images
12/03/2011
That Obama dildo is the stuff of nightmares. I can't believe anybody would actually use it... no, actually I can believe it.
12/05/2011
I've actually seen the bike dildo before. Look really amusing, but i'd think it may cause a few accidents....
12/07/2011
I am afraid of some of these.
12/07/2011
I have Hello Kitty! It is definitely not for insertion. Sanrio also makes a wand-style recharchable Hello Kitty massager, or at least used to. And Hello Kitty rice cookers and toasters....
04/18/2012
I would love to own the Obama and lightsaber ones just as novelties.
That bike one seem interesting though
That bike one seem interesting though
04/20/2012
Makes you wonder which side the Obama dildo is targeted towards.
Though a Dick Cheney dildo would be completely scary.
Janet Reno, anyone?
Though a Dick Cheney dildo would be completely scary.
Janet Reno, anyone?
04/21/2012
The Obama one is absolutely frightening. Who would buy that?
04/21/2012
I like the bluetooth one
04/21/2012
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm dating a trans guy who's always telling me how much he wants his "lightsaber!" I had to send him that link.
04/27/2012
Oh, lord. Some of these are so bad. Nuns, presidents, whale penis....madness!
04/27/2012
04/29/2012
Lol I'd be worried about knocking some of those diamonds off.
04/30/2012
I want the lightsaber one..
05/11/2012
Gotta love people, though I'd be curious as to the demographics of people who used the commonly available ones.
05/12/2012
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same. I'd rather have them in a necklace or earrings lol
Originally posted by
Nissa Nissa
Not sure I'd wanna have diamonds .. all up in my "business". hehe
05/12/2012
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Lol!
Originally posted by
dv8
Heh, EdenFantasys sells two of these dildos but the $1.8 million diamond-encrusted dildo was something I hadn't seen before.
05/12/2012
Obama... That's a bit creepy for my taste. I'm sure there is a furry out there who is excited about the whale one, but that is super small. My roommate is a marine biologist and they can be feet long. The longest recorded is 8 ft.
05/12/2012
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That'd give new meaning to getting your rocks off.
Originally posted by
BlackxxxRose
Lol I'd be worried about knocking some of those diamonds off.
05/12/2012
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I suppose people who can afford diamond-encrusted vibrators can afford also to have diamond jewelry.
Originally posted by
Breas
same. I'd rather have them in a necklace or earrings lol
05/12/2012