Who owns the Tantus Cowboy and how far can you go?

Contributor: dv8 dv8
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Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Cowboy and Saloon Girl? You got a wild west thing going on there, doncha?
For more of a wild west thing, DP with the Cowboy and the Outlaw.
09/06/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by dv8
For more of a wild west thing, DP with the Cowboy and the Outlaw.
They'd ride me hard and put me away wet! Y'all sure know how to challenge a girl, don't you? We'll just have to see if Outlaw will depute Lone Star---he's already in town, you know.
09/06/2011
Contributor: Linga Linga
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Originally posted by Antipova
They'd ride me hard and put me away wet! Y'all sure know how to challenge a girl, don't you? We'll just have to see if Outlaw will depute Lone Star---he's already in town, you know.
You really want a challenge, buy a second cowboy!
09/06/2011
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
This poll is hilarious, especially everyone voting that it's a monster, and it IS. Research... you are insane.
09/06/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by Linga
You really want a challenge, buy a second cowboy!
And have one coming out each ear?
09/06/2011
Contributor: Linga Linga
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Originally posted by Antipova
And have one coming out each ear?
Pics or it didn't happen
09/06/2011
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
First off - DAMN! You are my hero Research!

I got one on sale (hence the pic on the product page), but haven't used it yet. I'm using it as a hat rack now.

As big as a box fan? Maybe? A small one, at least.

I'd ... more
Hat rack! Haha, that's amazing. I've always wanted to get the Great American Challenge and use it as a bracelet and jewelry holder, but I imagine it would get very sticky and lint-covered...
09/06/2011
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
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Originally posted by Antipova
Look what you guys have done to my shopping cart.



Doesn't that just look ridiculous?
I wish there were a Rumble for best forum comments, because this would SURELY win.
09/06/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
I wish there were a Rumble for best forum comments, because this would SURELY win.
Aw

I'm really loving this whole thread, actually. The Cowboy's inspired everybody.
09/06/2011
Contributor: ichwillwaffels ichwillwaffels
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Originally posted by Linga
So I've just received my Tantus Cowboy and I knew it was big but it is HUGE! I expected it to be a challenge but wow.
I thought that the third "bulge: would be about where a=I'm at girth wise now but no, the very first one is about ... more
that thing looks spooky
09/07/2011
Contributor: KevinM KevinM
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Originally posted by Research
Got my review online! There's a video up too if you want to see the scale against my arm.


Probe? Or Weapon!?


Enjoy!
I'm in the "fifth bulge" camp with research here. I'm no stranger to girth since I have a Doc Johnson that's the same girth (2 3/4 inch), but I've never taken that more than 6 inches or so. It will ride right up against my sigmoid but nothing more. So on the first use, I got down to the fourth bulge on my cowboy, and it was a euphoric experience. Absolutely nothing has EVER gone up there... and it's amazing. Since then I've been able to push onto the fifth bulge and it's just mind-numbing.

A part of me doubts if getting all the way down is possible for my butt... I really want to, but it feels like I've hit a brick wall. ...a really, really fucking amazing and intense brick wall.
10/04/2011
Contributor: emilia emilia
ride me hard and put me away wet
10/08/2011
Contributor: DashO'Roark DashO'Roark
Joined the Table of the Fifth Bulge last night! I warmed up with the Colt Prowler; (one of my favs), and then challenged "Woody" to a duel. To my amazement my greedy ass devoured the first four bulges like they were candy. The fifth took a little chewing; but finally got sucked up in the frenzy. Just when there seemed like no satisfying my ravenous rump, Chef Woodrow called for desert! "Death by 6" No amount of whipped cream (Him Lube) would help choke down Sixer. After making an ass gagging attempt I finally had to push back. Woody just stood there mocking me. The victory was his this time but I'm looking forward to our next shoot out..
10/08/2011
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
WOW! I'm still at 3 and a half.
10/08/2011
Contributor: fifi fifi
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Originally posted by Kkay
Holy moly. I checked the product page because I was unfamiliar with this toy. "Meh, not that... *clicks 1:1* HOLY SHIT"
I just looked at the 1:1, and had the same reaction. My butt cheeks just clenched in fear at the thought of that beast of a toy coming near them... Ouch.... it's mind blowing that something that huge can fit into the anal cavity and not cause damage.
10/10/2011
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
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Originally posted by fifi
I just looked at the 1:1, and had the same reaction. My butt cheeks just clenched in fear at the thought of that beast of a toy coming near them... Ouch.... it's mind blowing that something that huge can fit into the anal cavity and not cause damage.
Mind blowing is right! This was exactly my reaction.
10/12/2011
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
It's really very well designed. The tip is finger sized, and from there to the first bulge is a breeze. Go slow and take as much time as you need and it slides in pretty easy, much nicer than Cisco.

As the fifth bulge slides in I'm getting into the turn into my descending colon, so that takes a while. Haven't gotten the last one in more than 1/3rd-1/2. There's just a bit too much of a size difference between that near-3" diameter last bulge and the 2-1/3+ second-to-the-last. I'm too worried to put enough pressure on right now, and I don't know if my anus will stretch that big yet.
10/19/2011
Contributor: Apirka Apirka
On first impression, it doesn't look all that intimidating... but clicking on the "View Actual Product Size" button... Uhm NO! KEEP IT AWAY FROM MY POOR BEHIND! Hahaha
01/29/2012
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
I doubt I will ever get one
02/21/2012
Contributor: Incendiaire Incendiaire
I've never been able to get any toy deeper than 6 inches, but now that I've seen this I yearn to possess it.
02/21/2012
Contributor: WordsmithingImp WordsmithingImp
Never tried it. The gradually increasing width is enticing, but 16"!!! Goddamn!
02/22/2013
Contributor: ashboo32 ashboo32
too big
02/22/2013
Contributor: Kirill1171 Kirill1171
The Tantus Cowboy is a monster, keep it away!!!!
02/22/2013
Contributor: PiƱa Colada Piña Colada
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Originally posted by Linga
So I've just received my Tantus Cowboy and I knew it was big but it is HUGE! I expected it to be a challenge but wow.
I thought that the third "bulge: would be about where a=I'm at girth wise now but no, the very first one is about ... more
looks scary!
02/24/2013
Contributor: sXeVegan90 sXeVegan90
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Originally posted by Linga
Oh! great idea, tape a toothbrush on the tip and kill two birds with one stone!
I could not help but laugh at this. There is no way I could even..
06/03/2013