OH MY YES. Hubby's office Christmas party. Very formal. I am wearing a short, but very elegant red satin holiday dress with pearls. As I often do at "formal" events, I wear NO panties, so I can discreetly guide his finger into my wet zones and tease him all evening. Well, in this case, I chose a beautiful blown glass plug to wear. A few times during the evening, I managed to bend over in a corner or guide his hand back there as we got up to dance (I make sure we sit in a secluded or dark corner) and let him see/feel my plug. He was already ROCK hard, hoping his erection was not visible in his tux pants (nicely pleated in front, thank goodness). Anyway, after an hour of dancing, even a smooth glass plug gets "dry", so I excuse myself, and go to the ladies room, where I peed, and re-lubed my plug well with a very nice silicone lube. Well, I return to the table and sit down for about one minute. A dance we both love comes on the DJ's system and as I stand to go dance with my hubby...POP, out it comes,and SMASH....hard noise of glass on the MARBLE yacht club dance floor. (Amazingly the toy did NOT fracture, but it was loud enough that folks three tables away heard it and turned towards me. Thankfully it kind of rolled under the table and the area was already a dark corner of a dark room, so when I said "OOPS...my perfume bottle fell out of my purse", everyone said "aaaahhhh"
and turned around and back to what they were doing (mostly drinking and flirting). Well...if only they knew what REALLY happened). We still get a good laugh about it now, but at the time I was mortified. less