What is the worst/best/funniest/mo st spiteful thing you've done (or seriously considered to do) after a break up?

Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
The worst thing I have ever done was sleep with an ex`s twin, but he was my first love and I knew it before we slept together. The most spiteful thing I have ever done was tell the guy he deserved every std he contracted and I hoped he would contract many. That guy cheated on me and had the girl calling our place while I was pregnant with his kid... for some reason he thought I wouldn`t figure that out. What a DOUCHE.
11/30/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by Jenniae09
One of my past partners cheated on me with nearly 80 girls (mostly kissing, dates, but a lot were sex too.) in a span of 5 months. I had sex with him every day too. We also discussed him cheating on me twice.
So needless to say I printed out ... more
I can't blame you! Thats a LOT of girls in that time!
Way to go with what you did. Especially infront of everyone but hey, they have the right to know what their family member is truly like and how badly he treated you.
If he cheated that badly, he's bound to always be a cheater!

Good on you!
11/30/2010
Contributor: Lindz86 Lindz86
The worst I ever did after a breakup, aside from the whole `to get over one, you gotta get under another`(which by the way does not work)was throw an old sweater of his into the garbage...that was rightfully mine to begin with that I had given him...it made the guilt more bearable because I kept justifying it by saying `well, it was mine to start with so it was mine to throw away`
12/01/2010
Contributor: darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
My ex-boyfriend treated me pretty bad, so I gave him a good amount of revenge. His best friend at the time was tired of him being a moron and treating me terribly. We ended up sleeping together, which he found out about. When we both moved out of the apartment to go back to our parents houses, he forgot a bunch of stuff and I ended up taking it back. My request was, expensive ring I paid for and wanted back for his box of stuff. He did not produce the ring, so I sold/threw out his stuff, some of which was stuff from his childhood. I later lied and told him that I had continued sleeping with his best friend and that I was pregnant with his child, cause he kept coming to me with his problems from his new relationship, as if I was really going to care. He hasn't talked to me since.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Xavier7 Xavier7
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Originally posted by Taylor Violet LXIX
I'm generally not a spiteful person, but the few days/weeks following a break up I entertain some pretty terrible ideas even if I don't go through with them. I'd like to see what other people do/think about the subject.
I'm awful, arent I?
01/24/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
The worst thing I did? I sent the only girl ever to break up with me to the hospital in an ambulance.

No, no, it's not like that. After she broke up with me, I was driving her home and a Cadillac pulled right out in front of me, got clipped on the back end by another car, and ended up hitting me head on while I was going about 45 mph. It totaled my car and even set it on fire for a few minutes. Given that it caught fire under the hood, I had to carry her out of the car to the side of the road, where the ambulance eventually came to take her to the hospital.

I told that story to every other woman I dated.....and none of them ever broke up with me.
01/25/2011
Contributor: KikiChrome KikiChrome
I considered doing probably all of those things.

The worst I ever did was destroy his gifts though... and tell other people that he was crap in bed. Everything else was just a passing temptation.
02/15/2011
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
I have destroyed or gotten rid of gifts. That's about it.
02/15/2011
Contributor: BadgersRose BadgersRose
I just packed my Ex stuff and dropped it off to his parents.
04/09/2011
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
I had a really bad break up in college and threw a brick through his dorm window. Ah the follies of youth.
04/09/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
I'm really not the vindictive sort, and I usually end relationships on good terms. But I really want to share this story, which is kind of vindictive---but in an adorable way. (Is that possible?)

The girl that our protagonist was dating broke up dramatically, suddenly, and hurtfully with our protagonist. The ex-girlfriend was very allergic to cats. The protagonist, assuming that she would come back to apologize and patch things up the next day, immediately went to the Humane Society and picked up an adorable kitten. The girl was not able to come crawling back.

And when I was dating this guy later, the (then cat) was super-affectionate toward me. And that's the tale of the kind of vengefulness that Antipova approves of.
04/10/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
never done anything really spitefull just moved on
04/18/2011
Contributor: link82 link82
Nothing too crazy...
04/19/2011
Contributor: bunny love bunny love
I haven't done any of those things.

I just pretend he's dead. Mauled by a bear...
04/20/2011
Contributor: LadieWithSwagg LadieWithSwagg
i flatten some tires before while he was on the couch with another girl
04/30/2011
Contributor: Undecided Undecided
I actually hacked my ex's emails an found out he was trying to experiment with men while still being with me and I also made a fake Facebook account an posted pics of him in one of my lacy sexy bras and thong
08/02/2012
Contributor: WildeKnight WildeKnight
I just got rid of all her stuff. I'd prefer to just forget about her.
08/02/2012
Contributor: thisisadeletedaccount thisisadeletedaccount
I deleted chat logs and music he'd given me off of my computer, but I didn't physically destroy anything. I was angry and resentful, but I didn't turn that into any regretful physical actions.
08/04/2012
Contributor: charleswifey charleswifey
although the break up may hurt..they aren't worth the time and energy. Plus I have kids so I'd rather be an adult and show them the better path
09/11/2012
Contributor: dirtythoughts:) dirtythoughts:)
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Being a sensible adult doesn't mean you don't THINK about doing something ...

Even though I wanted the divorce, my ex-husband was such a creep that stuff I thought about doing involved: going on his Facebook page and detailing how ... more
I love and completely agree with the last sentence in your post. I always thought the best thing to do is show them how much better off and happy you are without them!!! Make them them regret losing you
09/11/2012