I am... so boring. I just used my name.

When I was first signing up Victoria said I wasn't allowed to use anything with curse words... so since I am a giant hairy monster I went with Yeti. I figured that was at least more interesting and representative than 'Gary'. And then I had to later change it to Gary. Boring!

Looking back, I've rolled my eyes at mine. Luscious Lily? Seriously? But anyway, the story.

My boyfriend sometimes calls me a lily, because I'm very pale and delicately built, like a white lily. Lilies are one of my favorite flowers, so I decided to use it. I was using Lily Elle on a few sex toy forums and sites for a while. ("Elle", was a reference to the first letter of my very first handle.)

When I joined EF and was going to start reviewing, my boyfriend decided I should have a sexy name, because reviewing toys is a sexy thing to do. I humored him. We ended up with Luscious because I've got rather generous boobage. (Like I said. I humored him. He's a little obsessed with said boobage)

Now? I'm a bit embarrassed by it. If I'd had any idea I was going to get this serious about reviewing and stick around so long, I might have ignored his well-intentioned input. Signing an email as "Luscious" anything is really, really awkward unless you're a porn star. Or maybe even if you ARE a porn star.

Maybe I should just go back to Lily Elle...

I searched the internet for words that having a similar meaning to masturbation and found several forms of the name I eventually choose. (Onan, Onania, Onanist, Onanistic).

How did I miss out on the conversation about cartoon salt and pepper shakers doin' the nasty?

I was OneSexyWifey when I replied to this forever ago. Now it's ZenaidaMacroura, which is the latin name for a mourning dove. They're my favorite birds. I'm not very creative, and really don't like either of the names I've used here, but eh. Like I said, not creative.

I like the word avant-garde because I break so many rules that are considered normal its not even funny.

Awww man, I have a somewhat lame one, but I'll pretend its cool

I like panda bears... anyone shocked?

Of course you are And my initials are HB... mwuahahah

the end.

It's not all that interesting. A bit of word association if you will. I hadn't come up with an alias when I first set up my account. I started browsing icons that EF had provided to add to my profile. I instantly loved the strawberry icon. I had to think of an alias that matched the it. "Well... strawberries are sweet... red... hrmmm nope. What about how they are prepared? Pie.. Sweetiepie? No... strawberry tart? Hrmm... tart? yea! That's hella cute." That's how it happened.

The CPT part of the screen name came from my rank in the military(Captain), and the Insanity part just kind of describes my life. I like to think that I live the life of organized chaos.

it was a name I came up with to play a online game. No special story. I just thought the name was funny so I went with it.

pretty boring... first initial & last name

Mine actually came about because I needed something not associated with my "normal" online usernames. Enter the dictionary and the "choose a random word" function.

I happen to like the definition of Collodion (A colourless syrupy solution of pyroxylin in ether and alcohol; used as a coating for wounds or photographic films) since I'm such a dorky science major.

Mine isn't nearly as interesting as some of yours! I had a few "dusk" related usernames back when I was dealing with a severe depression early in high school. I've always been a fan of night-time though and dusk reminds me of sunset and seeing the stars come out, so it just kinda worked for me. I think it's mysteriously simple.