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You're lost in the woods...what do you pick?

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Contributor: Drakoni Drakoni
Everyone's been asked the question of what you would do if you were stranded on a deserted island. But, an island is too much like a vacation.

Instead, you're lost in the woods. Beautiful conifers surround you. There's a hint of oncoming winter in the evening air. The local fauna includes wolves, bears, cougars, rabbits, raccoons, and deer. So, what one item (from the list below) do you definitely not want to be without for your first night alone in the woods?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Sleeping bag
Peggi , PassionateLover2 , Taylor , Eucaly , Owl Identified , Bex1331 , pasdechat
7  (8%)
Pocket knife
Miss Morphine
1  (1%)
Gun
bayosgirl , Pink Jewel , Chirple , Piña Colada , Mike Honcho , Mr. E , padmeamidala , wrmbreze , Holly Hox , HannahPanda , Sir , mandaj , collifornia , mpfm , LilLostLenore , TheSlyFox , CindyH , Breas , xOhxSoxScandalousx , meezerosity , Moniqua , jryder3891
22  (24%)
Compass
(k)InkyIvy , Shellz31 , dv8
3  (3%)
Lighter
poetprincess , Kindred , Chilipepper , Apirka , JackRaiden , leanright69 , BlooJay , OhMy! , bratofthekitties , darthkitt3n , xyrella , Love Perpetua , LennaKieran , SaraU29 , Bignuf , True Pleasures , Terri69 , HusbandandWife , elli , Lizard
20  (22%)
Axe
TheCleansing , Ghost , OroNomi , ToyTimeTim , unfulfilled , leatherlover , Nothere , Kitka , Beck , Rossie , AU , JewelsAndB , Stinkytofu10 , slynch , Skyshadow , mistressg , Lily Night , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , 12345678 , Inker , Mistress M. , Masokisti , cburger , Ansley , booboo111926 , MissCandyland , PropertyOfPotter , pootpootpoot , humpday , Kitten has left the site , J5ive
31  (34%)
Coat
GONE! , Adriana Ravenlust
2  (2%)
Duct tape
AshMegYo
1  (1%)
Rope
Mirror
Canteen
js250 , Ryuson
2  (2%)
Your favorite vibrator
Ms. Spice , Sinfully
2  (2%)
Total votes: 91
Poll is closed
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Contributor: TheCleansing TheCleansing
Cut my way out of anything I have to.
12/14/2011
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Gun so I can kill anything dangerous before it kills me first!
12/15/2011
Contributor: Pink Jewel Pink Jewel
Probably a gun so I am not eaten.
12/15/2011
Contributor: Peggi Peggi
I vote sleeping bag because I can't stand the cold, plus I'll need shelter. I can easily escape the critters by climbing in a tree or something.
12/15/2011
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
A coat so I wouldn't freeze before the animals could even get me!
12/15/2011
Contributor: poetprincess poetprincess
Quote:
Originally posted by Drakoni
Everyone's been asked the question of what you would do if you were stranded on a deserted island. But, an island is too much like a vacation.

Instead, you're lost in the woods. Beautiful conifers surround you. There's a hint ... more
A lighter of course, making a camp fire will make the animals steer clear and then I could stay warm. plus im sure a flaming stick would make a good weapon to kill something small to cook..
12/15/2011
Contributor: (k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
Hopefully, being equipped with a compass would help me avoid getting lost... Or, help me to find my way out of the woods before nightfall.
12/15/2011
Contributor: Drakoni Drakoni
Quote:
Originally posted by poetprincess
A lighter of course, making a camp fire will make the animals steer clear and then I could stay warm. plus im sure a flaming stick would make a good weapon to kill something small to cook..
Good thinking!
12/15/2011
Contributor: Piña Colada Piña Colada
A ride home? Haha I hate the woods
12/15/2011
Contributor: Chirple Chirple
I said gun, but it depends on how much ammo comes with it.

I would probably be screwed no matter what. I could use the sun and stars as directional guides, but it wouldn't help if I didn't know where I was.
12/15/2011
Contributor: Mike Honcho Mike Honcho
A gun or a knife. Everything else can be taken from the land.
12/15/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Quote:
Originally posted by poetprincess
A lighter of course, making a camp fire will make the animals steer clear and then I could stay warm. plus im sure a flaming stick would make a good weapon to kill something small to cook..
Same for me and same reasoning.
12/15/2011
Contributor: PassionateLover2 PassionateLover2
As a mountaineer, all the animals are generally sleeping too and the ones who might be up wouldn't bother you. The nighttime temp. would require a SLEEPING BAG so you can get thru the night. Water (canteen) was my second pick; a vibrator was my third!!!
12/15/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
With an axe I can build a shelter, make spears for hunting, possibly build a fire (if you can find the right kind of rock) and defend myself if needed.

My second choice would be a bottle of Better Sex Essentials silicone lube and a lighter. That way my jacking off is covered and I could build a fire with it as well.
12/15/2011
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
So you're lost behind my house huh? Lol! We live in the boonies.
12/15/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
Canteen. Without water, you are screwed. You can make a shelter using branches and moss, eat quite a few wild plants and tree parts, and since I am a smoker, guess who already has a lighter? (Like a smoker goes anywhere without cigs and lighter?)
12/15/2011
Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
sheesh, I picked vibrator because that's probably the only useful thing I have in my purse. and maybe some crackers
12/15/2011
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
An axe would be most versatile. As an ex smoker I'd already have a lighter on me.
12/15/2011
Contributor: HannahPanda HannahPanda
LOL! A gun maybe?
12/15/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
Axe would be the best thing, you can chop wood and build a fire. Make some kind of shelter and you can kill the wild life for food and danger. So it would make the most sense to me. If it is winter you can eat the snow for water.
12/15/2011
Contributor: Sir Sir
A gun with multiple rounds. Everything else can be made in some fashion, though I did have to stop over the knife - it was definitely a hard choice.
12/15/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
I should already have my warm jacket on, so I'll need an axe to defend myself against both wild animals, and bad guys (if any) wondering amongst the woods. I should get into the habit of leaving a lighter in my pocket just in case.
12/15/2011
Contributor: AU AU
"But, an island is too much like a vacation" Hell, no, not to me! A day at the beach makes me feel miserable! But I'm weird and sick of living in the southern U.S.

An axe or lighter might be fairly versatile, I had a hard time choosing, but chose axe.
12/15/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Quote:
Originally posted by (k)InkyIvy
Hopefully, being equipped with a compass would help me avoid getting lost... Or, help me to find my way out of the woods before nightfall.
I'm with you!
Those were my exact thoughts.
12/16/2011
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
I can stay alive with a good iron axe.
12/16/2011
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
A lighter - starting a fire would keep me warm and keep the animals away.
12/20/2011
Contributor: Eucaly Eucaly
Lol at "Your favorite vibrator"
12/20/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Drakoni
Everyone's been asked the question of what you would do if you were stranded on a deserted island. But, an island is too much like a vacation.

Instead, you're lost in the woods. Beautiful conifers surround you. There's a hint ... more
WATER, SHELTER ( TEMPERATURE PROTECTION) FOOD, DIRECTIONAL FINDING, FIRE STARTING, Priorities in survival, if I remember my camping from forty years ago.
12/23/2011
Contributor: 12345678 12345678
lol at the vibrator option...
12/23/2011