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You know you've been at Eden too long when...

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Contributor: Sex Positivity Sex Positivity
Quote:
Originally posted by Annemarie
When you can watch amateur porn and know the name, manufacturer, and price of the toy she's using.

And you know it's rubber/jelly and are kinda grossed out.
This!
04/26/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Quote:
Originally posted by bayosgirl
When, browsing on other forums, you are momentarily surprised when you don't see the "points box" pop up.
Haha, this happens to me.

When you see a toy briefly in a film or photo and already know the name, size, and manufacturer of it.
04/26/2012
Contributor: Elaira Elaira
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
*like.


when you're using your overstock of Eden Wipes to clean up kitty puke, wipe down the inside of your truck, wipe off your kitchen counters...



or when you've got a whole section of organizers in your bedroom JUST for your sex toys.
Both of those here!

Or when you walk into your room and realize it looks like some kinky orgy was going on because there are toys and such on every surface. That's what happens when I get into review mode. Stuff everywhere.

Or when, like me, you consider buying a dish drying rack for when you're cleaning toys.
04/26/2012
Contributor: VioletMoonstone VioletMoonstone
LOL reading all of these are so funny!

You know you've been on Eden too long when....

You have so many bottles of oils and lotions in your bedroom and bathroom that you're running out of space to put things and your partner starts using your things secretly out of curiousity.

You have a cardboard box under the bed full of toys, a feather tickler hanging off the back of your bedroom door, a tote bag full of toys in the closet, and random lingerie hanging all over. Whenever family comes over you have to do a mental checklist and make sure all the naughty stuff is hidden away but you always forget something!

The cat has about 5 cardboard boxes to sleep in.

When you go to a store and see sex toys for sale and you know they are way overpriced or not very high quality. You start thinking up a mental review in your head.

When you're taking a shower with a new body wash ect. and you start reviewing it in your head while you wash. LOL.

When you login late at night and spend hours making wishlists and calculating everything you're going to buy.
04/26/2012
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
Welcome! You'll be ONE OF US soon, being all "Why is she using the Iridescent Plug (Doc Johnson, $9.99) when she could be using the Tantus Slim ($27.99 but non-porous!)?"
Ohhhh Antipova me thinks has won the award for this thread!!!!

I only wish there was one!!!

There are times on my way home from work when I think to myself... self, do I want to use the Jopen for 154, or the Tiger for 109, or the Ran for 109 or the or the or the...
04/26/2012
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
Quote:
Originally posted by bayosgirl
When, browsing on other forums, you are momentarily surprised when you don't see the "points box" pop up.
LOL!!!! I KNOW!!!!
04/26/2012
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
Quote:
Originally posted by VioletMoonstone
LOL reading all of these are so funny!

You know you've been on Eden too long when....

You have so many bottles of oils and lotions in your bedroom and bathroom that you're running out of space to put things and your partner ... more
Or how long it is going to take before it is in your hands....

Your day dreams begin to be about future toys meeting your older toys and having a duel who will get to be used first. What can I say? I had a movie day at work today.
04/26/2012
Contributor: CindyH CindyH
you could never be here tp long
04/26/2012
Contributor: Elaira Elaira
You sit there with hundreds of dollars worth of giftcards and there's really nothing that you actually want.

That is me right now. I've got over $200 and I have no clue what to buy with it because nothing excites me anymore.

You consider toys under $100 to be cheap.

Or you know you're a toy snob when you work in an adult store and your customers ask what your favorite products are and you say "Oh, we can't get them here because they're too high-end for the store and our distributors to carry."
04/26/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
When you consider people who have been here for 2 years newbies
Hey, that's me.
04/26/2012
Contributor: VioletMoonstone VioletMoonstone
@Dawn, how do you have so many gift cards? As soon as I get one in my hot little hands it's gone. I can't help it. lol. If I had a lot to spend I'd probably buy bath & body stuff and make a big gift basket for a friend or just hang onto it and go on a shopping spree on my birthday or some other holiday.
04/26/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
You know exactly how certain posters are going to respond to certain posts.
04/26/2012
Contributor: Hallmar82 Hallmar82
When you look for the "Grab it" button on ebay and other websites.
04/26/2012
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
LOL!!! You all make me chuckle!!!!
04/26/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by shySEXXaddict
I agree with you here..also with Rin! Im always on so new additions are old for me and I really actually do go into our local porn store and no that they are charging high way robbery for most things
You know, it's kind of funny how wildly the difference can vary. I bought an O2 Mark from a sex shop at $20 more than Eden's price since I was in a mood to spoil myself and didn't want to wait for shipping ($10-$20 difference is the most I'll tolerate, depending on the toy). But I saw a Silky there as well for nearly $100 - double Eden's price! And the Silky isn't even silicone or anything like that.
04/26/2012
Contributor: spineyogurt spineyogurt
When you go to real life sex stores and know how much each item is marked up
04/26/2012
Contributor: Elaira Elaira


When you see this and think "Oh god! Why does she have three silicone dildos and one gross jelly one?!"

And when you can say "Oh, The Mistress! That one is sitting in my dildo drying rack right now!"
04/28/2012
Contributor: Crystal1 Crystal1
When you see a thread title and can instantly think of several similar ones.
(like this or this!
04/28/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
*like.


when you're using your overstock of Eden Wipes to clean up kitty puke, wipe down the inside of your truck, wipe off your kitchen counters...



or when you've got a whole section of organizers in your bedroom JUST for your sex toys.
LOL! So true.
04/28/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Woman China
I recently was sent an email that made me fall over in giggles and it was "You know you've been in China for too long when..." and I thought it would be fun to have one here at EF.

So let me begin...

You know you've ... more
When you feel like a cartoon character upon realizing your closet has 12 eden t-shirts in it.
04/28/2012
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Quote:
Originally posted by Elaira


When you see this and think "Oh god! Why does she have three silicone dildos and one gross jelly one?!"

And when you can say "Oh, The Mistress! That one is sitting in my dildo drying rack right now!" ... more
At least she's wearing gloves to handle the jelly one?

But I think I'll take out the Rippler for mine tonight! Anybody have the li'l ruby guy in the middle so we can have a complete set?
04/28/2012
Contributor: Llahsram Llahsram
Quote:
Originally posted by Crystal1
When you see a thread title and can instantly think of several similar ones.
(like this or this! ... more
Whoa. Meta.
04/29/2012