So call me a guy for getting out the ruler to measure something! Just joking! I don't have one of *those*.....BUT I did get out the ruler to measure the width of my areolae. I'm going to be really nosy and ask you a question, but let me do it courteously:

Good day to all of you lovely ladies!! I would be ever so grateful if you could get a ruler out and lift up your blouse and bra (assuming you are wearing those things). Could you please gently measure and tell me the width (left to right) of your wonderful, beautiful areolae? Thank you for your time!

(If they are not the same size, put the average of the two.) less