first im constantly tracking my package online. usally the ups man doesnt come untill end of day. so im nervous and anxious waiting all day! looking out the window constantly and listening for the door. when i get the knock i run to the door sign accept my package. close door and right away take all my clothes off! as im opening the package im already rock hard! i look at my item in aww. run to bathroom lube up my rock hard cock and fuck whatever i have. i have a fleshlight, tenga flip hole. and a fuck me silly mega masturbator.
What do you first do when your package arrives?
04/25/2012
First thing, I take pictures!
04/25/2012
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I haven't placed an order yet on Eden.
Originally posted by
MamaDivine
I'll admit, Im one of those dorks that runs downstairs when I hear the UPS guy pull up. I run right back up the stairs (box in hand) like a kid on Christmas. Then, I run into my bedroom, slam the door shut and dump the box out onto my bed LMAO.
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I'll admit, Im one of those dorks that runs downstairs when I hear the UPS guy pull up. I run right back up the stairs (box in hand) like a kid on Christmas. Then, I run into my bedroom, slam the door shut and dump the box out onto my bed LMAO. Yeah, Im that dork. Then, I sit on my bed, surrounded by all my new play things and eagerly reach for my baggie of batteries that sit in my bedside table and sit there for about 30 minutes checkin' it out lol. So what is the first thing you do when you get a package?
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04/25/2012
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i wait all day for it and when it comes i rip it open and take pictures to text to my room mate. then when she comes home we laugh at all the sex toys
Originally posted by
MamaDivine
I'll admit, Im one of those dorks that runs downstairs when I hear the UPS guy pull up. I run right back up the stairs (box in hand) like a kid on Christmas. Then, I run into my bedroom, slam the door shut and dump the box out onto my bed LMAO.
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I'll admit, Im one of those dorks that runs downstairs when I hear the UPS guy pull up. I run right back up the stairs (box in hand) like a kid on Christmas. Then, I run into my bedroom, slam the door shut and dump the box out onto my bed LMAO. Yeah, Im that dork. Then, I sit on my bed, surrounded by all my new play things and eagerly reach for my baggie of batteries that sit in my bedside table and sit there for about 30 minutes checkin' it out lol. So what is the first thing you do when you get a package?
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04/25/2012
I normally have to go to the post office (we don't have anything here to recieve mail right at the apartments) so I have to actually WALK home, which to me is a bit of a rush, knowing I have a sex outfit or toy in my hand that people can't see.
I get home, walk directly to my kitchen, grab my trusty knife, go BACK to the door, lock it, make sure the window is closed so no one can hear me being all happy about it, go into my room, sit my butt on the bed in the middle, I also have to push my cat off the bed because he's so noisy of what is in my package, and just dump it.
Then I go bonkers seeing how things work XD.
I get home, walk directly to my kitchen, grab my trusty knife, go BACK to the door, lock it, make sure the window is closed so no one can hear me being all happy about it, go into my room, sit my butt on the bed in the middle, I also have to push my cat off the bed because he's so noisy of what is in my package, and just dump it.
Then I go bonkers seeing how things work XD.
04/25/2012
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LMFAO! HAVE YOU NO SHAME!? LOL that made my night right there!
Originally posted by
Beck
My mailman probably doesn't look at me the same and every box that gets dropped off at my door. One time he thrown a box on my porch and it slammed into my door. Only I happened to be opening the door at the same time. I YELLED at him. "YOU
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My mailman probably doesn't look at me the same and every box that gets dropped off at my door. One time he thrown a box on my porch and it slammed into my door. Only I happened to be opening the door at the same time. I YELLED at him. "YOU BEST NOT HAVE JUST BROKE MY GLASS BUTT PLUG!!!" I don't talk to him anymore. I run inside make sure everything is there and charge the batteries. Maybe use one or all of them.
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04/25/2012
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Another nosy little furry snooper? Unless I sit on the porch to open it or he's passed out cold our dog tries to jump in the darn box sometimes!
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I normally have to go to the post office (we don't have anything here to recieve mail right at the apartments) so I have to actually WALK home, which to me is a bit of a rush, knowing I have a sex outfit or toy in my hand that people can't
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I normally have to go to the post office (we don't have anything here to recieve mail right at the apartments) so I have to actually WALK home, which to me is a bit of a rush, knowing I have a sex outfit or toy in my hand that people can't see.
I get home, walk directly to my kitchen, grab my trusty knife, go BACK to the door, lock it, make sure the window is closed so no one can hear me being all happy about it, go into my room, sit my butt on the bed in the middle, I also have to push my cat off the bed because he's so noisy of what is in my package, and just dump it.
Then I go bonkers seeing how things work XD. less
I get home, walk directly to my kitchen, grab my trusty knife, go BACK to the door, lock it, make sure the window is closed so no one can hear me being all happy about it, go into my room, sit my butt on the bed in the middle, I also have to push my cat off the bed because he's so noisy of what is in my package, and just dump it.
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04/26/2012
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Can't wait to open and play with everything!
Originally posted by
MamaDivine
I'll admit, Im one of those dorks that runs downstairs when I hear the UPS guy pull up. I run right back up the stairs (box in hand) like a kid on Christmas. Then, I run into my bedroom, slam the door shut and dump the box out onto my bed LMAO.
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more
I'll admit, Im one of those dorks that runs downstairs when I hear the UPS guy pull up. I run right back up the stairs (box in hand) like a kid on Christmas. Then, I run into my bedroom, slam the door shut and dump the box out onto my bed LMAO. Yeah, Im that dork. Then, I sit on my bed, surrounded by all my new play things and eagerly reach for my baggie of batteries that sit in my bedside table and sit there for about 30 minutes checkin' it out lol. So what is the first thing you do when you get a package?
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04/28/2012
I GO CRAZY! ITS LIKE SECOND CHRISTMAS!!!
04/28/2012