I notice that whenever my husband and I engage in any sort of sex act where our hormones are raging, our male cat tends to get extremely hyper- running around everywhere, nearly plowing himself into a wall. When we're washing up afterward we'll hear him downstairs "crying". He cries very loudly whenever he humps a blanket, this is something he's been doing for about 3 months now. At first we locked up the laundry room because he had a field day with freshly folded towels. But then he started humping the door mat, the rug by the stove, the bath mat, the blanket on our bed, literally, whatever he could find- and we eventually "gave in" by throwing an old throw blanket down at the back of the house to let him go crazy with. Poor me, I'm stuck washing the damn thing every week.

Do any of your animals act out when you have sex or masturbate? Do they get aggressive or horny? Do they become skittish or weird? Do you later find them rolling around on your dirty sheets? Do they like to WATCH? less