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Contributor: mistressg mistressg
Does anyone else every find themselves stumped trying to think of a title for their review? I just found myself in that situation, and I realized that I do fairly often. More often than not I'll write out my entire review, then the title is the last thing left. I sometimes come up with something quickly, sometimes I just sit there having a "hmmm..." moment.

How about you? Am I the only one?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
ALL THE TIME!
38
Sometimes.
15
Not really...
4
Nope, never.
3
Other?
3
Total votes: 63 (61 voters)
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Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
I do the same as you. I save the title for last and then sit there and go "hmm...I dunno!" for a few minutes. lol
10/26/2012
Contributor: Wild Orchid Wild Orchid
If I have a great and original idea it turns out it's been used. At least once. Original, my ass ;-)
10/26/2012
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
I almost always leave the title till the very end. Actually, usually I'll talk to my man and tell him the name of the product. Then he'll try to think of something clever over the next few days... if I don't like his idea straight away I'll generally just tweak it a little. I think my titles are coming out much better now that I get his help.

Wild Orchid, that has happened to me so many times too! And I thought I was being so clever! LOL
10/26/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Every..single..time. x_x

It's usually a debate between a funny title or something more serious, but it's a hard thing to come up with considering the title is the first thing anyone sees.
10/26/2012
Contributor: Llewey Llewey
My titles are normally punny or not too serious. I don't have a lot of trouble thinking of titles in most cases. My positive review titles are easier to title usually.
10/26/2012
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Quote:
Originally posted by mistressg
Does anyone else every find themselves stumped trying to think of a title for their review? I just found myself in that situation, and I realized that I do fairly often. More often than not I'll write out my entire review, then the title is the ... more
ALL THE TIME!
10/26/2012
Contributor: RedKyuubi RedKyuubi
happens a lot
10/26/2012
Contributor: TheSinDoll TheSinDoll
My title usually comes to be by the time I've written the review. Of course, the title is the last thing that I write.
10/26/2012
Contributor: brevado brevado
It's not too hard. Something funny usually comes to mind.
10/26/2012
Contributor: damnbul12 damnbul12
Sometimes.
10/26/2012
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Sometimes the title's easy, and other times it's hard to come up with for sure
10/26/2012
Contributor: Ex-prude Ex-prude
I try so hard to come up with a good pun, but is there really a such thing as a good pun? haha
10/26/2012
Contributor: Voir Voir
I always have problems titling anything ._.
I've the desire to make it witty but never actually happens... which has been the set back on actually writing a good many reviews >_>
10/26/2012
Contributor: subwayrailings subwayrailings
this is the thing that most prevents me from attempting to write reviews
10/26/2012
Contributor: Master DarkWolf Master DarkWolf
Other, I don't write reviews.
10/26/2012
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
If after ten minutes I haven't thought of anything clever, I just go with a lame pun.
10/26/2012
Contributor: Wonderstruck Wonderstruck
I have never been good with titles, names, or anything of the sort.
10/26/2012
Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Master DarkWolf
Other, I don't write reviews.
50/50 maybe...
10/26/2012
Contributor: mistressg mistressg
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
If after ten minutes I haven't thought of anything clever, I just go with a lame pun.
Ha! Same here. That, or something really generic that is pretty much just the product name.
10/27/2012
Contributor: mistressg mistressg
Quote:
Originally posted by subwayrailings
this is the thing that most prevents me from attempting to write reviews
Oh, I would say don't let titles hold you back! If anything, give writing reviews a shot, but just give them titles like "Black Bullet" or "Padded Chemise", title them whatever they are.
10/27/2012
Contributor: sXeVegan90 sXeVegan90
Sometimes I do, but I am a constant writer of articles, reviews etc, so usually a good title really pops into my head, fitting of the product.
10/27/2012
Contributor: marshmallow marshmallow
yeah, always
10/27/2012
Contributor: HostileUmbrella HostileUmbrella
Quote:
Originally posted by mistressg
Does anyone else every find themselves stumped trying to think of a title for their review? I just found myself in that situation, and I realized that I do fairly often. More often than not I'll write out my entire review, then the title is the ... more
you're not alone
10/27/2012
Contributor: Abombadong Abombadong
Yep, the same as you. Usually write the whole thing and work on the title last. Unless I come up with one while writing.
10/27/2012
Contributor: moongirl moongirl
I can never think of titles.
10/27/2012
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by mistressg
Does anyone else every find themselves stumped trying to think of a title for their review? I just found myself in that situation, and I realized that I do fairly often. More often than not I'll write out my entire review, then the title is the ... more
No, you are not alone! I save it for very last too! Lol. Also, the title is probably the hardest for me. Takes me forever and I don't want it to sound lazy or lame, so chances are I end up sounding really cheesy! LOL. Titles are always a bitch. I even have super trouble titling my fiction stories. My instructor/editor for my fiction writing work is ALWAYS having to nearly strangle me with my titles. Lol. I hate them!
10/27/2012
Contributor: spineyogurt spineyogurt
Sometimes theyre taken
10/27/2012
Contributor: jr2012 jr2012
I get nervous about this because there are SO MANY great and funny review titles around here!
10/27/2012
Contributor: Geogeo Geogeo
Quote:
Originally posted by mistressg
Does anyone else every find themselves stumped trying to think of a title for their review? I just found myself in that situation, and I realized that I do fairly often. More often than not I'll write out my entire review, then the title is the ... more
No I just go useful, the name of the item and the size if lingerie now. It's what I search for when looking at reviews so it's what I do now.
10/27/2012