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Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, November 3rd @ 8pm: Sanatorium and The Official Wife Swap Parody

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Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
You know, I think I just don't like hearing the word "shit" during sex. Makes me think of..shit. Haha.
Yep, me too..I am repetitive that's for sure..but I don't like "Oh shit" in sex LOL
11/03/2010
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
So, I'm curious. What exactly does the "Official" in the Official Wife Swap Parody mean? I mean, it's not exactly endorsed by wife swap, the show.
the "official" is part of Zero Tolerance's branding, I think. note how Tabitha said they're doing "Official Friday the 13th Parody" .. I'm guessing ZT has a whole line of "Official Something Parody" titles. (just a guess, though.. Haven't actually looked)
11/03/2010
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
You know, I think I just don't like hearing the word "shit" during sex. Makes me think of..shit. Haha.
So, you like thinking of God during sex? Sorry, that was just not right!
11/03/2010
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by Illusional
I have a platter of mixed.

Turtle cheesecake
Chocolate cheesecake
Strawberry cheesecake
New York style cheesecake

White Chocolate Raspberry cheesecake
Oh. My. Gosh. WANT.
11/03/2010
Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
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Originally posted by Illusional
I have a platter of mixed.

Turtle cheesecake
Chocolate cheesecake
Strawberry cheesecake
New York style cheesecake

White Chocolate Raspberry cheesecake
turtle cheesecake???
11/03/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Annemarie
I've seen a bunch of different parodies, like, The Official _________ XXX Parody by another company.
I think each company has their own tag. One company has all the 'This is not the____ ' titles.
11/03/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
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Originally posted by Gary
"what's this, a light saber?"
LOL good stuff!
11/03/2010
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
Oh. My. Gosh. WANT.
What a tease!!
11/03/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by Love Buzz
turtle cheesecake???
It's like that chocolate with caramel and nuts
11/03/2010
Contributor: Eeyor89 Eeyor89
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Originally posted by Illusional
I have a platter of mixed.

Turtle cheesecake
Chocolate cheesecake
Strawberry cheesecake
New York style cheesecake

White Chocolate Raspberry cheesecake
I'm hanging with you next time lol
11/03/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by Rockin'
I loved when Julie Ann (Hot Mom) was like "Can we slow down please?" and James Deen just freezes in place, then kisses her once, then goes right back to making out. That was really funny. ^_^
I loved that part!
11/03/2010
Contributor: Joie de Cherresse Joie de Cherresse
Yea, I had to turn the volume down on that scene... i couldn't that the "shit" "f*ck" over and over and over.... She ruined that scene for me, lol... Completely...
11/03/2010
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by Mr. E
So, you like thinking of God during sex? Sorry, that was just not right!
Haha. I tend to say gosh. Something about my upbringing.
11/03/2010
Contributor: c0l3m4ntg4nn c0l3m4ntg4nn
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Originally posted by Victoria
By.The.Way..y'all!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!! We have just broken all records EVER for the EF Forums! 1,000 posts - HOLY SHIT!!!!
yay! this is my first discussion type thing! im so glad to have been involved! (even if most of the time i was just catching up) lol
11/03/2010
Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
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Originally posted by Illusional
It's like that chocolate with caramel and nuts
we dont have that here - sounds yummy
11/03/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by Illusional
I have a platter of mixed.

Turtle cheesecake
Chocolate cheesecake
Strawberry cheesecake
New York style cheesecake

White Chocolate Raspberry cheesecake
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yummmo. Never tried turtle or NY. But I LOVE cheesecake! And I LOVE white choccie!!!!

Im soooooooooooooo hungry.
11/03/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by Mr. E
So, you like thinking of God during sex? Sorry, that was just not right!
Well, it was me who says "Oh god" but I am a nontheist so I guess maybe that makes it ok? LOL
11/03/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
Haha. I tend to say gosh. Something about my upbringing.
^_^ I say Oh gosh too
Sometimes I'm like Ohmygosh, so good, yes oh mygosh.."
Sometimes I get graphic, but.. not a lot.
11/03/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
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Originally posted by Love Buzz
we dont have that here - sounds yummy
It's delicious!! Now I want cheesecake!!
11/03/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Illusional
They were amusing to me, but some guys have done that to me.
One guy I dated was SO excited to date a black girl he had bought a Lil Jon CD and turned his cap backwards and was like "Lets ride shorty!"

And he was from Persia. I ... more
He walked away with his family jewels? I'm impressed at your restraint! Some people....You should have worn harem pants, I guess
11/03/2010
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by Gary
I think each company has their own tag. One company has all the 'This is not the____ ' titles.
Aha. That makes sense.
11/03/2010
Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
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Originally posted by c0l3m4ntg4nn
yay! this is my first discussion type thing! im so glad to have been involved! (even if most of the time i was just catching up) lol
tits mcscandal's recommendation for uysing F5 has been priceless to refresh the screen for the duiscussion
11/03/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by Shellz31
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yummmo. Never tried turtle or NY. But I LOVE cheesecake! And I LOVE white choccie!!!!

Im soooooooooooooo hungry.
Ohmygosh,I do not like the white chocolate one. It'd be all yours.
I also have chocolate syrup, strawberries, and whipped cream to doll it up.
11/03/2010
Contributor: c0l3m4ntg4nn c0l3m4ntg4nn
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Originally posted by Gary
At first I thought it was a made up parody because of so many comedy skits about it. I know there was a great one on Chapelle Show years back.
"i smell your light saber!" "g-g-g-get your ass in the car!"
11/03/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Kayla
I am curious if Sanatorium and Wife Swap were November's videos or December's videos. So basically, do we have more assignments this month or will we get our next ones next month?
Octobers assignments (Sanatorium & Wife Swap) are for Novembers discussion (today). So in November you will get new videos for the December discussion.
11/03/2010
Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
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Originally posted by Illusional
Ohmygosh,I do not like the white chocolate one. It'd be all yours.
I also have chocolate syrup, strawberries, and whipped cream to doll it up.
sex and food are synonymous!
11/03/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
He walked away with his family jewels? I'm impressed at your restraint! Some people....You should have worn harem pants, I guess
LOL
11/03/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
Quote:
Originally posted by Illusional
Ohmygosh,I do not like the white chocolate one. It'd be all yours.
I also have chocolate syrup, strawberries, and whipped cream to doll it up.
Where's the champagne, girl?
11/03/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Victoria
Right? and he was like "Please don't spit on me. I'm not a pig farmer."
Then he was like "We seem to have gotten off to a bad start...I wish she would stop spitting on me..." LOVED the look on his face. He was SO out of his depth!
11/03/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by Gary
Octobers assignments (Sanatorium & Wife Swap) are for Novembers discussion (today). So in November you will get new videos for the December discussion.
awesome!
11/03/2010