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Contributor: Not here Not here
I can't believe I just found this thread.. totally bumping it, because I have a few horror stories of my own. I'll start with the worst one...

My ex-boyfriend and I were making fajitas for dinner, and we both liked jalapenos, so he was cutting some up to add them to our fajita mix. He got a phone call in the middle of his cutting, and got distracted for a while. Right when he gets off the phone, I hear a terrible scream, so I ran over to him. Apparently he had forgotten there was jalapeno juice on his fingers and scratched his balls, and it started burning terribly. He hopped in the shower to wash it off, and about 20 minutes- and a lot of yelping- later, he came out to eat dinner.

After we digested our Mexican food, we started getting frisky. It was going really well, and I was totally into it. Then he started fingering me. About a minute later, my pussy started burning! I guess he hadn't scrubbed the jalapeno juice out of his fingernails well enough, because DAMN it burned. Of course we stopped, and there was absolutely NOTHING I could do about my burning vagina.

And I am NOT a happy camper when I'm horny and then rudely interrupted.

More horror stories to come!
10/05/2010
Contributor: nolongerhere nolongerhere
A couple years ago I was at a friends house at a small party, had had a few too many drinks, and was wearing this super cute dress. My boyfriend was visiting and so I wore these, basically crotchless, panties to turn him on...I was sitting down on the floor petting her dog and I noticed this guy was sort of looking at me pretty funny...his eyes kept wandering...needless to say, I thought I was looking super hot and continued to pet the dog.

10 minutes later, my boyfriend comes up to me and he's like, WTF! Your entire vagina was on display for like 5 minutes! He says he had been gesturing and trying to get my attention so that I would re-arrange my dress, but I wasn't paying attention...Apparently , I gave that guy QUITE the show...I was so embarrassed that I immediately Facebook banned him since I didn't want to ever be reminded of my little peep show ever again...Now I wear shorts under my dresses.

Awkward.....!
10/05/2010
Contributor: twistedheartsx twistedheartsx
Wow, these stories are great. In a funny way I mean!
10/05/2010
Contributor: AoE AoE
During my semester abroad, my girlfriend who is now my wife came to visit me for a week. Right after she got there we needed some fucking but my roommates were still around, so decided to do it in the bathroom. What I would later find out is that acoustics of the bathroom and the attached airshaft meant that the people in the apartment below us could here us as if we were six inches away from them
10/08/2010
Contributor: kck kck
Quote:
Originally posted by Not here
I can't believe I just found this thread.. totally bumping it, because I have a few horror stories of my own. I'll start with the worst one...

My ex-boyfriend and I were making fajitas for dinner, and we both liked jalapenos, so he was ... more
AAAHHH!!!! I can only imagine the pain! Horror story indeed!
10/12/2010
Contributor: kck kck
Quote:
Originally posted by twistedheartsx
Wow, these stories are great. In a funny way I mean!
Yay! Glad someone is enjoying them! I find that getting laughter for my past tears is quite cathartic
10/12/2010
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
When going down on my highschool girlfriend I once found a lovely bit of toilet paper.
10/12/2010
Contributor: kck kck
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
When going down on my highschool girlfriend I once found a lovely bit of toilet paper.
Baha! Did you tell her, or keep it to yourself? If I were her, I'd have been mortified. But maybe that's just me
10/12/2010