ours was...

miss lucy had a steamboat
the steam boat had a bell (toot, too!)
miss lucy went to heaven
and the steamboat went to

hello operator
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
i will chop off your

behind the frigerator
there was a piece of glass
miss lucy sat upon it
and it went right up her

ask me no more questions
and tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom
pulling (or zipping?) down their

flies are in the meadow
the bees are in the park
miss lucy and her boyfriend
are kissing in the
d-a-r-k d-a-r-k

dark dark
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a tv set
and that is all

i know i know my mother
i know i know my pa
i know i know my sister
with the 18 hour training bra less

This is the version I used to sing as a kid:

"Miss Susie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Susie went to heaven,
The steamboat went to...

Hello operator
Give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick your fat...

Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it
And broke her little...

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their...

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...

D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark."


Oh geez...this is a terrible song... LOL! less