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Contributor: bog bog
When you were a child, did you sing a song or chant a rhyme like this?


Miss Susie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell (toot toot!)
Miss Susie went to heaven
and the steamboat went to

Hello operator,
please give me #9,
and if you disconnect me
I will chop off your

behind the refrigerator,
there was a piece of glass...

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Know this rhyme?

Post your version if you remember it, or answer the poll!
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Her name was Miss Susie!
MissCandyland , Lildrummrgurl7 , Ryuson , TJtheMadHatter , HannahPanda , jr2012 , PropertyOfPotter , evie.amor , Virgingasms , charmedtomeetyou , Talena , Feisty , Sora , Living Doll , FlashFuchsia , Princess-Kayla ♥ , SneakersAndPearls , PeaceToTheMiddleEast
18
Her name was Miss Mary!
Sammi , surreptitious , Noelle
3
Her name was Miss Molly!
Her name was Miss Lucy!
bog , Vanille , KinkyKatieJames , Septimus , Wicked Wahine
5
Her name was something different, like Helen.
It was a steamboat, not a tugboat.
bog , MissCandyland , Lildrummrgurl7 , Ryuson , TJtheMadHatter , KinkyKatieJames , jr2012 , Virgingasms , Feisty , Princess-Kayla ♥ , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , Septimus , Wicked Wahine
13
It was a tugboat, not a steamboat.
FlashFuchsia
1
She threatened to chop off the operator's behind.
bog , KinkyKatieJames , evie.amor , charmedtomeetyou , Feisty , FlashFuchsia
6
She threatened to kick the operator's behind, not chop it off.
MissCandyland , Sammi , Lildrummrgurl7 , Ryuson , TJtheMadHatter , jr2012 , Adnerbmw , surreptitious , Virgingasms , Talena , Princess-Kayla ♥ , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , Noelle , Wicked Wahine
14
It ends with D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK!
wwwww , jr2012 , Virgingasms
3
It keeps going beyond the D-A-R-K part.
bog , Lildrummrgurl7 , Ryuson , TJtheMadHatter , KinkyKatieJames , PropertyOfPotter , evie.amor , surreptitious , charmedtomeetyou , Feisty , SneakersAndPearls , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , Wicked Wahine
13
I have never heard this rhyme before.
PassionateLover2 , Jenyana , married with children , bayosgirl , melissa1973 , Geogeo , quackbuster
7
other (comment!)
GONE! , Gone (LD29) , PropertyOfPotter , surreptitious , Talena , potstickers , FlashFuchsia , never shy , snowminx
9
Total votes: 92 (40 voters)
Poll is closed
03/17/2013
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Contributor: GONE! GONE!
People I knew had a slightly different version. It has the same rhythm and melody and the only lines I remember are "The butcher in the bathroom, will chop off your behind!" I thought it was hilarious as a kid.
03/17/2013
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
This is the version I used to sing as a kid:

"Miss Susie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Susie went to heaven,
The steamboat went to...

Hello operator
Give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick your fat...

Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it
And broke her little...

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their...

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...

D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark."


Oh geez...this is a terrible song... LOL!
03/17/2013
Contributor: PassionateLover2 PassionateLover2
Quote:
Originally posted by bog
When you were a child, did you sing a song or chant a rhyme like this?


Miss Susie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell (toot toot!)
Miss Susie went to heaven
and the steamboat went to

Hello operator,
please give me ... more
What the heck are you talking about? Never herd it!
03/17/2013
Contributor: mdnght mdnght
Quote:
Originally posted by bog
When you were a child, did you sing a song or chant a rhyme like this?


Miss Susie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell (toot toot!)
Miss Susie went to heaven
and the steamboat went to

Hello operator,
please give me ... more
I remember a rhyme like that, but i don't really remember the words. I don't remember a steamboat being involved at all XD
03/17/2013
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
I remember the end as :

Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Susie sat upon it,
And cut her little...

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
If you get hit with a bucket of sh*t,
Be sure and close your eyes!
03/17/2013
Contributor: Vanille Vanille
Quote:
Originally posted by bog
When you were a child, did you sing a song or chant a rhyme like this?


Miss Susie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell (toot toot!)
Miss Susie went to heaven
and the steamboat went to

Hello operator,
please give me ... more
"Miss Lucy had some leeches.." is the one I remember, and it was violent.

Morbid child I was.
03/17/2013
Contributor: Jenyana Jenyana
I hadn't heard this rhyme before today, but that's because Spanish is my mother tongue, not English. I DO know a song in Spanish that goes pretty much like this one, though.
03/17/2013
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
(Review Program Mentor)
After it went something like
"Dark dark dark...

Dark is like a movie,
A movie's like a show
A show is like a TV Show???
And that is all I know

I know I know my mother
I know I know my father
I know I know my sister
With the 40 acre bra"

There was something after that but I really don't remember!
03/17/2013
Contributor: TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
Quote:
Originally posted by Ryuson
After it went something like
"Dark dark dark...

Dark is like a movie,
A movie's like a show
A show is like a TV Show???
And that is all I know

I know I know my mother
I know I know my father
I know I know my ... more
My mommy is Godzilla,
My daddy is King Kong,
My sister is the idiot who started this whole song!

lol My little sister and I, still do a huge version of this whole thing.
03/17/2013
Contributor: HannahPanda HannahPanda
I love this rhyme! Haha
03/17/2013
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
I remember some of it...but we always did it with Miss Susie had a sailboat...and she cut her big fat...and it ended with the dark is like a movie bit that Ryuson mentioned.
03/17/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
(Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by bog
When you were a child, did you sing a song or chant a rhyme like this?


Miss Susie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell (toot toot!)
Miss Susie went to heaven
and the steamboat went to

Hello operator,
please give me ... more
Not only are there the three changes that you proposed, I learned it with a couple more. The bell went "ding ding," it was "behind the yellow curtain."
03/17/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
(Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Ryuson
After it went something like
"Dark dark dark...

Dark is like a movie,
A movie's like a show
A show is like a TV Show???
And that is all I know

I know I know my mother
I know I know my father
I know I know my ... more
I know I know Godzilla
I know I know King Kong
I know I know my brother
Who made up this stupid song?


And *a show is like a TV set?
03/17/2013
Contributor: Virgingasms Virgingasms
Yes, we used to sing this! Wow, I probably haven't heard this since 5th grade!
03/18/2013
Contributor: misterazor misterazor
Quote:
Originally posted by bog
When you were a child, did you sing a song or chant a rhyme like this?


Miss Susie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell (toot toot!)
Miss Susie went to heaven
and the steamboat went to

Hello operator,
please give me ... more
heard them...never took part.
chanted when skipping rope.
what what that yarn think girls always did...where you pass the yarn web from one to the other while making alterations to it. girls are funny. now, pick a color...now, pick a number...
03/18/2013
Contributor: bog bog
Quote:
Originally posted by Ryuson
After it went something like
"Dark dark dark...

Dark is like a movie,
A movie's like a show
A show is like a TV Show???
And that is all I know

I know I know my mother
I know I know my father
I know I know my ... more
ours was...

miss lucy had a steamboat
the steam boat had a bell (toot, too!)
miss lucy went to heaven
and the steamboat went to

hello operator
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
i will chop off your

behind the frigerator
there was a piece of glass
miss lucy sat upon it
and it went right up her

ask me no more questions
and tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom
pulling (or zipping?) down their

flies are in the meadow
the bees are in the park
miss lucy and her boyfriend
are kissing in the
d-a-r-k d-a-r-k

dark dark
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a tv set
and that is all

i know i know my mother
i know i know my pa
i know i know my sister
with the 18 hour training bra
03/18/2013
Contributor: bog bog
Quote:
Originally posted by misterazor
heard them...never took part.
chanted when skipping rope.
what what that yarn think girls always did...where you pass the yarn web from one to the other while making alterations to it. girls are funny. now, pick a color...now, pick a number...
Cat's Cradle?

cradle
03/18/2013
Contributor: melissa1973 melissa1973
Nope never heard of Molly or Lucy or Ginger or any of them and nope no chants either.
03/18/2013
Contributor: Geogeo Geogeo
Quote:
Originally posted by bog
When you were a child, did you sing a song or chant a rhyme like this?


Miss Susie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell (toot toot!)
Miss Susie went to heaven
and the steamboat went to

Hello operator,
please give me ... more
I've never heard of it!
03/18/2013
Contributor: charmedtomeetyou charmedtomeetyou
(Review Program Mentor)
Yep, we sang this...all the way down to the bra!
03/18/2013
Contributor: Talena Talena
It wasn't a steamboat or tugboat. I don't remember what it was. I didn't get into that stuff.
03/18/2013
Contributor: Feisty Feisty
Yes! It starts off exactly like that and continues way beyond the D-A-R-K part.
03/18/2013
Contributor: SourAppleMartini SourAppleMartini
I've never heard of it .
03/23/2013
Contributor: Sora Sora
Her name was Miss Susie!
03/23/2013
Contributor: Pejnya Pejnya
Her name was Miss Susie!
03/23/2013
Contributor: Living Doll Living Doll
Oh man, that takes me back. I vaguely remember that rhyme from when I was little.
03/23/2013
Contributor: FlashFuchsia FlashFuchsia
I don't think for me it even got to D-A-R-K D-A-R-K. It ended after the "ask me no more questions tell me no more lies" part.
03/23/2013
Contributor: m-fantasy m-fantasy
Quote:
Originally posted by bog
When you were a child, did you sing a song or chant a rhyme like this?


Miss Susie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell (toot toot!)
Miss Susie went to heaven
and the steamboat went to

Hello operator,
please give me ... more
I remember this rhyme
03/23/2013
Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it
And broke her little...

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
Miss Susie's in the bathroom
With 50 naked guys.

She dyed her hair purple
She dyed her hair pink
She dyed her hair and underwear
And flushed it down the sink
03/23/2013