Jail for 6 months or no sex for 5 years?

Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
That is a difficult question!
01/28/2012
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
Definitely going with the jail route, I couldn't get on with my life with 5 years of no sex and especially no self pleasuring.. OMG lol.
01/28/2012
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Quote:
Originally posted by Solar Ray
So which would you choose... jail for six months or no sex for 5 years. Let's say it's a minimum security jail so you're not in there with the worst of the worst.

Versus... no sex for 5 years... not even masturbation (not sure how ... more
I just know I couldent hold back for 5 years it just wouldent happen.
01/28/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
I've been in a ten year celibate marriage with a few years of not being excited enough for personal release at times. Five year without anything sexual? Been there and done it. I can do it again and survive.

Jail, on the other hand, would totally fuck up my record, and it's shaky as it is because of said marriage (my rental history alone is FUBAR; thank you ever so much, ex-husband).
01/28/2012
Contributor: (k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
I'd rather go to jail for six months. My partner said the same.
01/28/2012
Contributor: mistressg mistressg
Ugh...not sure....
01/28/2012
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Now, do I come out of jail with a clean record? I mean, nothing on my record that I'm a felon or anything?
01/28/2012
Contributor: Teacookie Teacookie
no sex or self pleasing works for me. Life is so much more then sex that I wouldn't want to waste sex months in jail.
01/28/2012
Contributor: kawigrl kawigrl
jail
01/28/2012
Contributor: FemmeFlo FemmeFlo
I think I'd take the jail. Going five years without any sex, including masturbation, would kill me.
01/28/2012
Contributor: PeachieClean PeachieClean
Jail. 5 years is a loooong time.
01/28/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by Solar Ray
So which would you choose... jail for six months or no sex for 5 years. Let's say it's a minimum security jail so you're not in there with the worst of the worst.

Versus... no sex for 5 years... not even masturbation (not sure how ... more
0_0 ...5 years is way too long, I think I'd rather do time!
01/28/2012
Contributor: Harpina is gone Harpina is gone
I'd rather go to jail.
03/13/2012
Contributor: Alyxx Alyxx
I think I would take the jail time.
03/13/2012
Contributor: DiamondKoala DiamondKoala
No jail, the future I have in mind requires me to have no convictions on my record.
03/13/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Solar Ray
So which would you choose... jail for six months or no sex for 5 years. Let's say it's a minimum security jail so you're not in there with the worst of the worst.

Versus... no sex for 5 years... not even masturbation (not sure how ... more
I'm a criminal justice major, so I will be in jail anyway probably. Just not in a bad way! Loophole!!
03/13/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunsmoke
I'm sorry - this in one of those dumb-ass what-if questions that have no merit. Help me understand - what's the point?
Rude.
03/13/2012
Contributor: Lock Lock
Ha, this poll is hilarious.
03/13/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
For me it would be a question of what I went to jail for? Is it something that is silly and I can get expunged or that is so silly that it is not a part of my record? I surely don't want to go to jail for stealing or something along those lines.

I think I would rather have no sex for 5 years over going to jail for something that could make it hard for me to get a job, keep my kids, keep my house, and so much more. Jail is series stuff too. There has to be a reason you went there and I don't want to go there because of my children, not because I don't think I can handle myself, because I know I can.
03/13/2012
Contributor: Breas Breas
I'd rather not go to jail.
03/13/2012