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Contributor: Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Jul!a
You're never too old for pink hair!
Agreed!
10/25/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Victoria
Agreed!
You and Carrie Ann are seriously the reason I dyed my hair pink again this summer. Now I'm about out of pink, but I've got some blue, and I'm just on the search for a good bleach. (I know you gave me some pointers, I've just been having a hard time finding any, lol)
10/25/2010
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
I'm the fourth one in this predicament. Got dumped, kicked out, have nothing, starting over. Blow to the ego AND to motivation. But we're all strong here and this is a great, supportive community. Did I mention I love EF?
Damn. I'm sorry to hear that. We should all get together and start a commune somewhere or something, open only to Edenites, to support each other in rebuilding, and so those that will (unfortunately) eventually follow us have a place to go. A place that's full of sex toys (don't know about the others going through breakups, but--even though people, including my MOM, are telling me to get on eHarmony or Match.com when my divorce isn't even final yet--seriously, the LAST thing I want or need right now is another man.)

"Start a cult" is actually on my list of Possible Things To Do With My Life. Due to TX divorce laws, I don't think I'll have enough money when this is over to join an existing one, so I'd have to start my own. When I go a few days without sleeping, I have a tendency to write VERY long emails, texts, and posts that make absolutely no sense, but sound kind of profound if you're not actually trying to follow my logic. I could probably spit out enough ridiculous but dogmatic-sounding crap to get us recogized by the State. It would be cool to get tax-exempt sex toys, or be able to write-off any sex toy purchases...
10/25/2010
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
Hehehe this post made me giggle 10x more than the first.

But what got me thinking was how horrible it would be for anyone to get a brand new, exciting, and shiny sex toy and then suddenly there's a battery shortage! Or maybe the power ... more
Heh, I had my Waterproof Turbo Glider Blueberry burn out on me once the day before my husband was leaving on a week-long business trip. After I searched every sex shop in Dallas with no success (many of them carry it, they were just sold out), I ended up spending $35 to overnight a $15 vibrator.
10/25/2010
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
LOL! You brat!
Ooh...you can have blue hair and wear purple! And join the Red Hat Society!
10/25/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Dame Demi
Damn. I'm sorry to hear that. We should all get together and start a commune somewhere or something, open only to Edenites, to support each other in rebuilding, and so those that will (unfortunately) eventually follow us have a place to go. A ... more
Ya know what, I totally agree. All of us kick ass and we're amazing people and the jerks, assholes, and airheads that ruin our lives are just not worth pining over.

I would SO visit all other Edenites (love the name, by the way ) and share a commune with them. Oh oh oh! We could all it the Eden Commune and, of course, we'll have a garden. But our garden will be where everyone can go and wash their sex toys and let them dry before storing/using. Eden = Rock. Your. Socks. Off.
10/25/2010
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
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Originally posted by Envy
I keep thinking I'm adopted for the same reasons. Bookworms unite!
Whoooo! I'll second that! I'd work in a bookstore forever (I've already worked in 5 or 6) if I didn't actually end up spending more than I make (unfortunately, not a joke)! My father is 66 and literally never read a book in his life.

This is true: When my husband and I were deciding whether or not we wanted to have kids, one of the deciding factors in our "No" decision was fear that he or she would grow up to be a jock or cheerleader. There's nothing wrong with loving and playing sports or being a cheerleader, we were just truly TERRIFIED of having a kid to whom we could't relate at all.

**Sorry for the consecutive posts, were just several comments to which I wanted to respond**
10/25/2010
Contributor: Shanna Germain Shanna Germain
38 here. Love being a sexy older woman!
10/26/2010
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Ya know what, I totally agree. All of us kick ass and we're amazing people and the jerks, assholes, and airheads that ruin our lives are just not worth pining over.

I would SO visit all other Edenites (love the name, by the way ) and ... more
Hell, let's go! I've got nothing better to do.

And thanks--I couldn't decide between "Edenites" or "Edenists." The first sounds more cultish and alien, the second more soft and feminine. Of course, I'm not particularly soft or feminine most of the time.

So...we could go more overtly cult-y and be 'Edenities' in the 'Eden Commune' serving the 'Eden Queen.' Pluses: we would attract rich oddballs who would fund us; Minuses: we'd have rich oddballs around, jumping on our couches and stuff.

Or...we could actually name it 'The Garden Of Eden,' call ourselves 'Edenists,' and worship 'Mother Eden.' Pluses: floral crowns, white gauze robes, and learning to play the harp; Minuses: we'd be freaking broke.


Oh, and--seriously--I'm going to be driving from TX to PA before too long. I don't see a location in your profile, but if you (or anyone else I can confirm is not a stalker--I'm ok with weirdos) are in my genenral path, I've got time to meander and am always interested in meeting new people, so send me a message if you'd like to get lunch/coffee/drinks or something.
10/26/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by Dame Demi
Hell, let's go! I've got nothing better to do.

And thanks--I couldn't decide between "Edenites" or "Edenists." The first sounds more cultish and alien, the second more soft and feminine. Of course, I'm ... more
Oh my gosh I love them both. Let's find middle ground and be rich and floral at the same time!

If I find this place, I'm packing all my bags and never leaving!
10/26/2010
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
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Originally posted by lamira
I'm 21 and unfortunately my 21st birthday was not the eventful.
I was 2 months pregnant on my 21st. Luckily I had years of illegal drinking before I got knocked up to make up for it!
10/26/2010
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Oh my gosh I love them both. Let's find middle ground and be rich and floral at the same time!

If I find this place, I'm packing all my bags and never leaving!
Let me know where it is!
10/26/2010
Contributor: Dusk Dusk
21 in January!!
10/26/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Dame Demi
Ummmm...

Is it just me, or does that last post actually look as bad as I think it does?



I'm afraid it came out sounding like I was offering a married father of two sex-more-exiting-than- golf in exchange for some sex toys ... more
And Now Sigel is crying...he doesn't want to be off limits. He also never wanted to buy 74 sex toys, and look! I have well over 100! Wheeeee he will just have to suffer in near silence.
10/26/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Jul!a
I'm 22 right now, and I'll be 23 2 weeks after New Years, and a few days after I get back from my honeymoon
Awwwww you get to do all those honeymoony things with 'he who is the sexxy' and then you get birthday spankings and presents three days later??!?? Brilliant planning!
10/26/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Dame Demi
Damn. I'm sorry to hear that. We should all get together and start a commune somewhere or something, open only to Edenites, to support each other in rebuilding, and so those that will (unfortunately) eventually follow us have a place to go. A ... more
I could see you as a charismatic cult leader...your commune full of free self love and mandatory masturbation!
10/26/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Quote:
Originally posted by Dame Demi
Hell, let's go! I've got nothing better to do.

And thanks--I couldn't decide between "Edenites" or "Edenists." The first sounds more cultish and alien, the second more soft and feminine. Of course, I'm ... more
Where do I sign up for your commune, Sister Demi? ^_^
10/26/2010
Contributor: Persephone Nightmare Persephone Nightmare
I just turned twenty today *Starts passing out virtual Birthday Cake*
10/26/2010
Contributor: sweet sally sweet sally
just made the cut off. will be 34 in january.
10/26/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
28, despite the fact that my profile still says 27...I should probably update that.
10/26/2010
Contributor: ahammer ahammer
27 I will be 28 next month..
01/13/2011
Contributor: hive83 hive83
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Originally posted by SexyySarah
I'm just curious what the age groups are made up of here on Eden. I'm sorry if this has been asked before, but we can always use an updated one.
We are 64& 60
01/13/2011
Contributor: darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
I'm 22, though apparently I look like I am 16. I hope cashiers stop asking my mom if it's ok for me to buy a mature rated game when I am out shopping with her.
01/13/2011
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
I'm 25...and people either think I'm a lot older or a lot younger for some reason. I suppose it depends on how silly I'm acting on a given day.
01/13/2011
Contributor: *HisMrs* *HisMrs*
I'm 22, my hubby is 26.
01/13/2011
Contributor: clp clp
Will be 27 later this year.
01/14/2011
Contributor: NaughtyButterfly NaughtyButterfly
I just turned 25 in December & my hubby is 30
01/14/2011
Contributor: Lady Venus Lady Venus
Dirty Thirty
01/14/2011
Contributor: Clitical Jenne Clitical Jenne
In my mid 40's here so I'm guessing from this poll I should consider myself a senior at Eden. Maybe we should start a Does sex exist after 40 club LOL
01/14/2011
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
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Originally posted by Clitical Jenne
In my mid 40's here so I'm guessing from this poll I should consider myself a senior at Eden. Maybe we should start a Does sex exist after 40 club LOL
I passed 40 - almost 17 years ago! Like my kids say - that makes me a dinosaur! But I'm having more - better sex than they are!
01/14/2011