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Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I am 40 - and if anyone says I'm too old for pink hair, I will stab them.

41 in 2 months, 2 days.
I'm 40 and I want purple hair...you will be able to have blue hair soon and no one will say you're too old!

*Runs and hides all sharp stabbity items*
10/23/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Dame Demi
38, which was actually fine until I learned I was being divorced and would be going back to live with my parents, at least for awhile.
You are still prime Baby! Go home, whine alot about your curfew and having to do "chores". Sneak out at night and come home drunk...you know give Mom and Dad some joy in their lives! Get a biker boyfriend named "Tiny" and bring him home to meet Dad....
10/23/2010
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
So does sex stop after 38?

Representing the 40+ crowd! (Okay so I'm 42 and counting)
It actually stops at 36, if my life is the definitive example.
10/23/2010
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
You are still prime Baby! Go home, whine alot about your curfew and having to do "chores". Sneak out at night and come home drunk...you know give Mom and Dad some joy in their lives! Get a biker boyfriend named "Tiny" and bring ... more
If you only knew. I'm usually in bed before midnight, I hate going out at night because bars and clubs are usually loud and crowded, my parents spoiled me and never made me do chores, I'm allergic to alcohol, and Mom & Dad rode a Harley most of their lives. The only conflicts I really had with my parents involved Dad yelling at me during summmer vacation for staying in the house and reading all the time. Their biking friends would swing by for a beer, find Mom and Dad watching "Dirty Harry," and I'd be sitting on the couch reading "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare." I think all my parents' friends thought I was adopted.
10/23/2010
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
According to my son, you and I are 'ancient monuments.'
According my son - I'm the bank!
10/23/2010
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunsmoke
According my son - I'm the bank!
May I open an account? I've got 74 items in my shopping cart.
10/23/2010
Contributor: SexyTabby SexyTabby
Well I'm 38...guess I better make this year worth it
10/23/2010
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Quote:
Originally posted by Dame Demi
May I open an account? I've got 74 items in my shopping cart.
Wife, daughter, son, golf, EF - the lines pretty long!
10/23/2010
Contributor: Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
I'm 21 and I'll be 22 in June ^^
10/23/2010
Contributor: CynicallyYours CynicallyYours
i'm 24, i will be 25 in january
10/23/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
I'm in the same situation, only a few years difference. Big blow to the ego to have to go back to mom and dad after all this time - I feel your pain.
I'm the fourth one in this predicament. Got dumped, kicked out, have nothing, starting over. Blow to the ego AND to motivation. But we're all strong here and this is a great, supportive community. Did I mention I love EF?
10/23/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by SexyySarah
I'm just curious what the age groups are made up of here on Eden. I'm sorry if this has been asked before, but we can always use an updated one.
I am about to turn 22 in about half a month!
10/23/2010
Contributor: Avant-garde Avant-garde
22, will be 23 in march.
10/23/2010
Contributor: popples popples
I'll be 28 in less than two weeks.
10/23/2010
Contributor: Penguin Penguin
I turn 26 in a month so I voted in that category.
10/23/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
From what I can recall of the year old post on age groups, you should have made a few more groups after 38 years old. The community here at EF ranges more than one would think! From baby 18s all the way up into the 70s! It's pretty awesome.
That is awesome! I didn't know I should have done that! Too bad, so those who are 38+ they will just have to explain here! lol
10/23/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
So does sex stop after 38?

Representing the 40+ crowd! (Okay so I'm 42 and counting)
Haha, nope now I feel bad for not continuing the poll answers!!! It certainly doesn't and I hope to be still going strong at 70+!!!
10/23/2010
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunsmoke
Wife, daughter, son, golf, EF - the lines pretty long!
I'd stand in line a long time for 74 new sex toys and a bank account. And I'm much cooler than golf.
10/23/2010
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
Quote:
Originally posted by Dame Demi
I'd stand in line a long time for 74 new sex toys and a bank account. And I'm much cooler than golf.
Ummmm...

Is it just me, or does that last post actually look as bad as I think it does?



I'm afraid it came out sounding like I was offering a married father of two sex-more-exiting-than- golf in exchange for some sex toys and a bank account.

I just wanted to clarify I was merely offering to WAIT patiently, in a long line if absolutely necessary, for you to simply GIVE me sex toys and money for no particular reason.

Actually, if you gave me only the 74 toys, I would likely not have time to spend much money for quite awhile anyway. (Unless you were stingy enough to give me 74 sex toys and no batteries; that's just cold.)

I can also safely and certainly guarantee I would have absolutely no need or desire to solicit sex to or from anyone.

Finally, my being much, much cooler than golf is a simple statement of fact. It is just one of the many crosses I must bear, like choosing a marriage ending in divorce over a career, and being the same height as Prince.

I am so sorry for my poor choice of words. I hope I didn't inadvertently offend either you or your wife. Married men are 100% off-limits where I'm concerned. Unless they're polyamoro--um, yeah, nevermind. Scratch the "unless." 100% OFF LIMITS.

Sincerely,
--DD
10/23/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Dame Demi
Ummmm...

Is it just me, or does that last post actually look as bad as I think it does?



I'm afraid it came out sounding like I was offering a married father of two sex-more-exiting-than- golf in exchange for some sex toys ... more
Hehehe this post made me giggle 10x more than the first.

But what got me thinking was how horrible it would be for anyone to get a brand new, exciting, and shiny sex toy and then suddenly there's a battery shortage! Or maybe the power goes out and they can't charge it!
10/23/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Was this chronological or mental ages?
10/24/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
Quote:
Originally posted by Dame Demi
If you only knew. I'm usually in bed before midnight, I hate going out at night because bars and clubs are usually loud and crowded, my parents spoiled me and never made me do chores, I'm allergic to alcohol, and Mom & Dad rode a Harley ... more
I keep thinking I'm adopted for the same reasons. Bookworms unite!
10/24/2010
Contributor: StrawberryEve StrawberryEve
I'm 18, 19 in June.
10/24/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
Quote:
Originally posted by SexyySarah
I'm 26, will be 27 in January.
I have a January birthday too! I will turn 20
10/24/2010
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
I get my own category. AWESOME! At least for now.
I just turned 37, so I won't enter the old fogie category until next year. Looking forward to it because it looks like that's where all the cool people are.
10/25/2010
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
I'm 40 and I want purple hair...you will be able to have blue hair soon and no one will say you're too old!

*Runs and hides all sharp stabbity items*
LOL! You brat!
10/25/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
I get my own category. AWESOME! At least for now.
I just turned 37, so I won't enter the old fogie category until next year. Looking forward to it because it looks like that's where all the cool people are.
We await your arrival. LOL!

I must say though, don't rush it. Once you are here it is real hard to go back.
10/25/2010
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
I just turned 30 last month! It's been great sex-wise. I don't know... now that I'm out of those 20s I just feel more confident and more free. *shrug* Don't care! I LIKE IT!
10/25/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I am 40 - and if anyone says I'm too old for pink hair, I will stab them.

41 in 2 months, 2 days.
You're never too old for pink hair!
10/25/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I'm 22 right now, and I'll be 23 2 weeks after New Years, and a few days after I get back from my honeymoon
10/25/2010