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Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
I had the same in my retail experience. My favorite was one kid blowing her nose on a pair of designer jeans. (I think that's the one that sealed my desire to remain child-free for life.) The managers said my note attached to the 'soiled ... more
LMAO! I have to ask, what did your note say?
02/12/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
LMAO! I have to ask, what did your note say?
I think I included something about the lack of depth in the gene pool in this part of the county. It was six years ago and I don't remember anymore.
02/12/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
I think I included something about the lack of depth in the gene pool in this part of the county. It was six years ago and I don't remember anymore.
Hehehe that's pure awesomeness. Thumbs up to you!
02/12/2011
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
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Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
So, here's another one.

#1 comes home from school and in Kindergarten (as in my daughter is FIVE (5)), I guess they don't get homework, so I have "study" time where she practices reading and writing. She's sounding out ... more
LMAO, that one is really funny
02/13/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
So as part of my video review that I'm planning, I decided to sing into my microphone to see just how bad it is and see if it has a place in the video or if I'm going to take a different route. So, I decided (because I'm not delusional) that I'm NOT going to sing.

Anyway, the 5 year old comes home from school and I'm listening to this horribleness. I then apologized to my daughter for all the times I have (and will continue) subjected her to my voice. She says to me, "That's okay, it is bad. But at least you're practicing and that's good."
03/04/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
6yo: Mom, what color was my friend's shirt today?
Me: I DON'T KNOW!
6yo: But I thought you were smart!
09/28/2011