Does anyone else's dog EAT their sex toys?

Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
No but my cats chew on them. My MiMi, too. Interesting
09/20/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
I know my little man would chew my toys up if he got his paws on them. I have seen the look in his eyes when I have been holding a dildo. His mouth almost waters.....lol.

But I have always been very careful to place my toys back in my cabinet as soon as they are clean. I don't like the idea of him swallowing bits of them along with losing a precious toy.
09/20/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
I've had our dogs eat used condoms, and used sanitary napkins (lovely when they leave them lying on the floor in the dining room and someone shows up) and Kleenex with semen in it.

But, we keep our sex toys where the dogs can't get at them. They are also not allowed upstairs. (The dogs, not the sex toys. The sex toys are very welcome upstairs.)
09/20/2011
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
I'm sure if I left them where my dog could get to them, there would be damage to the softer materials - but I imagine my steel and glass toys would just get a lick or two.
09/20/2011
Contributor: haley730 haley730
I keep mine in a lock box.
09/20/2011
Contributor: Sunshineamine Sunshineamine
My current dog has not but my rottweiler I had before chewed up the first vibrator I had ever bought myself.
09/20/2011
Contributor: Nora Nora
I don't keep my toys were the cats or dog can get at them. That being said, the cats are properly terrified of the vibes, we have turned the (non-bladed) end of the shaver on them a few times, so anything that makes that sort of noise freaks them out and them are out of the room as fast as they can move! The dog has zero interest in anything that doesn't smell like food...my toys smell like "me" (well, rubber, plastic, whatever they are made from)...she doesn't try to eat me while I'm asleep either.
09/20/2011
Contributor: KrazyKandy KrazyKandy
I have mine in my toy chest but if I left them out I'm sure she would.
09/20/2011
Contributor: ToyGurl ToyGurl
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
I can't tell if this dietary preference makes your dog incredibly sex positive or incredibly prudish...On the one hand, maybe it's sex positive that he LIKES the toys enough to eat them. On the other hand, maybe he's eating the toys so ... more
You know, my dog is seriously jealous of the items we spend a lot of time with. For instance, he's eaten many many cell phones. When the hubby and I first got together years ago he would get jealous and eat his shoes or his wallet or credit cards if he started to kiss me too much. Maybe he's never gotten over the jealousy?
09/20/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
Holy crap! I would be livid! I'm getting a dog in a couple days and she better not dare. Oh man.
09/20/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
we do not have any pets inside the house. I feel for you on loosing your expensive toy to the dog eating it. Animals destroy things, one of the reason I do not have them inside.
09/21/2011
Contributor: Valentinka Valentinka
When I was a kid my cat used to chew my Barbie dolls - that was frustrating! It's one of the reasons I don't have pets anymore, but I plan on getting a cat again in the future. My poor toys
09/21/2011
Contributor: Eucaly Eucaly
Don't have or want dogs.

Cats are much less chewy and less into things.
09/21/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
I do not have a dog just cats. When I was kid though my dog use to eat my underwear.
09/22/2011
Contributor: Ash1141 Ash1141
Don't have a dog...lol.
09/22/2011