Dame Demi's game: TRUMP ME!

Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
LOL sounds like you would be an excellent partner for my philosophy class!
I miss annoying my favorite teachers. Ever notice how professors who don't allow you to disagree with them without repercussions usually suck as teachers? I was lucky; I had quite a few profs who liked me specifically because I was annoying--probably because it requires careful thought and an actual interest to do it really well.

My favorite English teacher in high school (he only taught the more advanced courses, and I probably learned more from him in 3 years of high school than I did in college)assigned us an essay over Christmas break one year, and it pissed me off royally. I believe the assignment was a paper on "Hamlet," discussing the relationship between the characters' depth of involvement with the royal court and their downfall, or lack thereof. So that's what I did. For every character in the play. In great detail regarding their relationship to the court, their fate in the play, and how they tied together. I did this for just over 27 pages.

When I received the graded paper, there was only one comment on it, right at the top:

"100%
You really know how to get back at me."
11/12/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Dame Demi
Actually, I think intelligent lazy people work at bookstores. I've worked at 6, but I actually end up losing money. That's also why I turned down job offers from two adult store managers.

In bookstores, though, you get a lot of ... more
That is true as well. The only problem is bookstores generally have only a few employees, whereas Walmart can hire a ton. I know some really intelligent people who have worked at Walmart, stocking overnight mostly.
11/13/2010
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
That is true as well. The only problem is bookstores generally have only a few employees, whereas Walmart can hire a ton. I know some really intelligent people who have worked at Walmart, stocking overnight mostly.
I have actually considered that as a job that might be tolerable, purely due to lack of human interaction.
11/13/2010
Contributor: Trashley Trashley
Gene Wilder gets me wet. BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS.
Now that's embarrassing.
11/13/2010
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
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Originally posted by Trashley
Gene Wilder gets me wet. BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS.
Now that's embarrassing.
I grew up having crushes on him and Dudley Moore. Oh, and Gopher from "Love Boat."
11/13/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Dame Demi
I grew up having crushes on him and Dudley Moore. Oh, and Gopher from "Love Boat."
I think the scrawny genius dude from criminal minds is HOT. Also as a kid i had a massive crush on Beetlejuice, Not Michael Keaton, just Beetlejuice. And of course Winona Ryder. YUM.

Ditto. On the Walmart gig.
11/13/2010
Contributor: Hallmar82 Hallmar82
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Originally posted by Unconventional
Bahahaha, yes, but it made me laugh.

I love DP porn, it's pretty much the only porn I watch. My favorite is when the girl looks like she's in pain...and she's trying to hide it. Like she's trying to look and sound like she ... more
Haha... I totally agree. I think, "What did you expect?!"
11/13/2010
Contributor: Hallmar82 Hallmar82
The only women I find attractive are the ones who...

wait for it...

look like my mother!

That's right, I went there...
11/13/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Hallmar82
The only women I find attractive are the ones who...

wait for it...

look like my mother!

That's right, I went there...
lmao.... again, I think I need to request a "Like" option on posts
11/13/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
lmao.... again, I think I need to request a "Like" option on posts
I definitely need some like options on posts, although I'm sure that would find a way to get me in trouble, because I appear to be a natural born trouble maker, lol
11/16/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Jul!a
I definitely need some like options on posts, although I'm sure that would find a way to get me in trouble, because I appear to be a natural born trouble maker, lol
"Like"
11/16/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
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Originally posted by Trashley
Gene Wilder gets me wet. BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS.
Now that's embarrassing.
LMAO. Yeah, that is pretty bad. But to each his own, eh?

I had a thing for Colin Firth in the BBC Pride and Prejudice miniseries that I watched in Lit class, so I feel dirty too. It's okay!
11/16/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
I would screw Neil Young. I don't care how old he is. I still think he is an incredible person.
11/16/2010
Contributor: Pixel Pixel
I laughed so hard at a girl getting tazed that I nearly wet myself. (hey, she totally deserved it! Kicking a cop in the balls is *never* a good lifestyle decision!)
11/18/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
The only lie I ever told my almost ex-husband was about how many people I'd had sex with before him.

And he STILL thought it was too many
11/18/2010
Contributor: Andromeda Andromeda
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Originally posted by Not here
LMAO. Yeah, that is pretty bad. But to each his own, eh?

I had a thing for Colin Firth in the BBC Pride and Prejudice miniseries that I watched in Lit class, so I feel dirty too. It's okay!
Pfffffft that is not embarrassing. He's mad sexy in that miniseries.
11/18/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
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Originally posted by Andromeda
Pfffffft that is not embarrassing. He's mad sexy in that miniseries.
Hell yeah. I'm glad someone agrees with me!
11/18/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Sometimes I drive exactly the speed limit or a few under, just to irritate the impatient people behind me.
11/18/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Jul!a
Sometimes I drive exactly the speed limit or a few under, just to irritate the impatient people behind me.
I used to throw food over my shoulder at the "mean girls" in the cafeteria. Then I would laugh when they would get up and yell at somebody else for it.
11/19/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Yes I feel bad that my grandmother has cancer. No I don't feel bad for venting on facebook when she called me a selfish little shit for not calling (even tho I know I"m not the only one that didn't call). After my cousin blasted me for it, I don't feel bad about not being at Thanksgiving this year with all of them, and part of me sincerely hopes they don't show to my wedding.
11/21/2010
Contributor: nolongerhere nolongerhere
I'm an ICU RN and my favorite patients are the ones who are sedated and unconscious....I sometimes just like the quiet.
11/24/2010