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Best Breakup Letter, Ever?

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Contributor: Trysexual Trysexual
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Originally posted by MrWill
Methinks it's fake. Anyone who actually did this with someone else's belongings regardless of relationship status would likely go to jail/ or end up getting their ass shredded in court.
Yeah...I'm sure it's fake. Sorta funny.
06/05/2013
Contributor: *Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
I have seen it posted around Facebook but never read it til now. I think it is funny but I am not so sure I would have been that nice. Probably fake and childish but funny. She could have just put it on the side the road and told him he better come get it all before the trash pickers come and take it.
06/05/2013
Contributor: dancingduo dancingduo
Considering I have seen a women empty an apartment of the guys belongs onto the lawn and let anyone take them, this is a brilliant way of doing it.
06/05/2013
Contributor: Allstars316 Allstars316
That is very funny. I would never mess with her!!! LOL
06/05/2013
Contributor: BrittaniMaree BrittaniMaree
Hilarious!!!
06/05/2013
Contributor: KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
Hilarious, but a bit childish.
06/05/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Damned funny!

Do I care if it's fake, hell no! It made me laugh, thanks for posting it!

But, if you live with someone & destroy/get rid of their property, you will pay if the person pursues it in court. It might be satisfying to write it all down like that, but, why supply the evidence to hang yourself?
06/05/2013
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
Quote:
Originally posted by PropertyOfPotter
I think it's funny! Perhaps childish, but she could have done much worse!
I'm with you there, childish yet amusing.
06/05/2013
Contributor: Mr. John Mr. John
I suppose it's funny.
06/05/2013
Contributor: Chastity Darling Chastity Darling
I like this I'll bet (if its real) that he had to go to several different places to remember where his firsts were with that particular girlfriend. Creative and vindictive... my kind of girl
06/05/2013
Contributor: SourAppleMartini SourAppleMartini
I saw that on dailymail a couple of days ago. But I am pretty sure it is fake.
06/05/2013
Contributor: Mr. John Mr. John
I suspect it's fake, as others have suggested. None the less, it is funny. But, it's very similar to a circulated letter on the web just a few years ago, supposedly between an overseas marine and his girlfriend.

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.

I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you’ve been gone, and it‘s not fare to either of us. I‘m sorry.

Please return the picture of me I sent you.

Love, Becky


The marine with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photo’s in that envelope…..along with this note:


Dear Becky,

I’m so sorry, but I can’t quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,

Ricky
06/05/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. John
I suspect it's fake, as others have suggested. None the less, it is funny. But, it's very similar to a circulated letter on the web just a few years ago, supposedly between an overseas marine and his girlfriend.

Dear Ricky,

I ... more
Priceless!!!

Once again, don't care if it's pretend, it's a great story! Very clever & without breaking the law!
06/06/2013
Contributor: geliebt geliebt
Maybe a little childish, but it's awfully clever! And pretty awesome revenge ;D
06/06/2013
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Ansley



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What do you all think of this?
I would never have done this....but sure do appreciate the fact she did! Very funny. (Until she finds out that Kelsi is the guys sister and she just set herself up to get sued for all the value of his property).
06/06/2013
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Taylor
I can see why people think it is funny, but I think it is more childish. I wonder if he will sue her for stealing his things...
Technically, in some places, he could do exactly that.
06/06/2013
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by MrWill
Methinks it's fake. Anyone who actually did this with someone else's belongings regardless of relationship status would likely go to jail/ or end up getting their ass shredded in court.
I agree with you. It's funny to read, but in the real world...not so much.
06/06/2013
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by TheirPet
Hilarious and childish all at once. It isn't something I would do, personally.
Same here.
06/06/2013
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Trysexual
Yeah...I'm sure it's fake. Sorta funny.
Bingo.
06/06/2013
Contributor: Pierced Blaqk Skies Pierced Blaqk Skies
I would totally do that.
06/06/2013
Contributor: amandaco2011 amandaco2011
I love it. Nice little bit of revenge.
06/06/2013
Contributor: Living Doll Living Doll
Hahaha. That's awesome.
06/08/2013
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
Funny, but reminds me of the fake billboard messages from a wife to a cheating husband.
06/08/2013
Contributor: wicked48 wicked48
Hilarious!
06/09/2013
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
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Originally posted by Ansley



Original Article

What do you all think of this?
I thought it was funny, but I still don't believe it is real.
06/09/2013
Contributor: Wild<3 Wild<3
Well deserved!
06/10/2013
Contributor: Aishiteru Aishiteru
It's kind of childish to me.
06/11/2013
Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
I find it clever and fitting--not childish. I mean (assuming, for the moment, that it was real), she got all his stuff out of her place AND forced him to face memories of their relationship, as well as ensuring that his new fling knows what he's done.

I'm also assuming that, if this were real, the message from Kelsi was specific enough to leave no doubts about what the relationship was between them.
06/11/2013
Contributor: Virgingasms Virgingasms
Seems like she's going to have fun laughing while he runs around trying to find his stuff!
06/11/2013
Contributor: sunkissedJess sunkissedJess
I think it's pretty damn funny. I guess I could see how people would think it was childish, but she could have done worse. I think this girl has a great sense of humor. She really made light of the situation.
06/11/2013