A few months ago, I was living with my parents who were starting to get way too nosy about the packages I was getting. Anyways, I knew I had one last one coming (I switched to a friends address to avoid the questions) and so was hyper vigilant about being around early in the morning, which was when the UPS guy would come to my parents house. So one day at like 8am the door bell rings. I am still in bed - thankfully dressed - so I bolt out, run downstairs and answer the door/sign for my package. The UPS guy was REALLY smiley. After he left, I noticed that the quarter sized hole on the front of the shirt I sleep in had been twisted off to the side and was displaying my nipple. Oops. less