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Contributor: Dragon Dragon
Does he know? Does he know what "Web Merchants" really means? I know that my UPS man is a shameless flirt. He rings the doorbell and waits, and he wants to chat. He's young and he's cute. I saw him at the local store one day, and he got out of his truck just to chat...

There have always been stories around about what the UPS man does...

What do you think? Are any of the stories true? I'm amused.
12/14/2009
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Contributor: EffinSara EffinSara
Quote:
Originally posted by Dragon
Does he know? Does he know what "Web Merchants" really means? I know that my UPS man is a shameless flirt. He rings the doorbell and waits, and he wants to chat. He's young and he's cute. I saw him at the local store one day, ... more
I was wondering that about my mail carrier today... I watched him drop off two toy-filled packages this morning and think I may have caught him smiling before he turned to go.
12/14/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
That's an interesting question - I do rather wonder. I was wondering about the UPS man when he delivered the massive Liberator box today for sure.
12/14/2009
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
My UPS guy is kind of cute too. LOL! But I doubt he knows what or should I say who web merchants is. lol
12/14/2009
Contributor: Kayla Kayla
I can't say that I've had any cute UPS men yet. You guys are totally spoiled. But you'd think after so long, they'd know what "web merchants" is. And it probably makes them smile.
12/14/2009
Contributor: Johndoe Johndoe
I have a family member that works at UPS. He claims that it's a running joke at work about "blank box" deliveries. Supposedly there's been more than a few boxes falling apart due to improper packaging. None from EF of course, but certain companies aren't always great on the idea of "discreet" packaging .
12/15/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Yesterday.. I HAD A UPS LADY!!
12/15/2009
Contributor: Saraid Saraid
Mine is older and seems rather clueless.
12/15/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
This sounds SO cliche, I know - but when I worked for a brick and mortar adult store, the owner told me that she used to fuck the UPS guy in the back of the store - this was happening a few years before I worked there. It only stopped when she met her partner Sam and they became monogamous. Too funny.

I spent most of my shifts there listening to glory stories, actually
12/15/2009
Contributor: Heather Heather
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Yesterday.. I HAD A UPS LADY!!
That was just too funny. My bet is the UPS guy/girl knows what's in the box because he/she has purchased the same thing. Don't assume they don't have a butt plug!
12/15/2009
Contributor: LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
Mine doesn't ring the doorbell or anything, even when we're home. I know it's a guy though, maybe in his 30s.
12/15/2009
Contributor: Dragon Dragon
He rang the door today. While I was thinking about a NAKED nap, and investigating a toy...
12/15/2009
Contributor: Dragon Dragon
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Yesterday.. I HAD A UPS LADY!!
So.... We buy a lot of toys!
12/15/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
I have a UPS lady up here at school, and we're kinda tight (shows how much crap is sent to me, God bless you all!). But Emotional Bliss sent me a Womolia Heat via DHL. The delivery man had to call me to confirm if I really wanted it left in front of my door...and he was REALLY nervous when he read off "electronic vibratory device." LOL!!!
12/15/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
I have a UPS lady up here at school, and we're kinda tight (shows how much crap is sent to me, God bless you all!). But Emotional Bliss sent me a Womolia Heat via DHL. The delivery man had to call me to confirm if I really wanted it left in front ... more
Oh, wow.
12/15/2009
Contributor: Dragon Dragon
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
I have a UPS lady up here at school, and we're kinda tight (shows how much crap is sent to me, God bless you all!). But Emotional Bliss sent me a Womolia Heat via DHL. The delivery man had to call me to confirm if I really wanted it left in front ... more
That's just hilarious... I love it. I didn't think they actually listed ANY detail!
12/16/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
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Originally posted by Dragon
That's just hilarious... I love it. I didn't think they actually listed ANY detail!
I'm pretty sure that some countries require you list the contents of the package. I think things sent to Canada may say ambiguous stuff like "silicone toy," at least that's what I heard. But Emotional Bliss is UK-based, so they had to list what was in the package, however politely.
12/20/2009
Contributor: Sephymuffins Sephymuffins
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
I have a UPS lady up here at school, and we're kinda tight (shows how much crap is sent to me, God bless you all!). But Emotional Bliss sent me a Womolia Heat via DHL. The delivery man had to call me to confirm if I really wanted it left in front ... more
Electronic vibratory device. Hahaha!
12/20/2009
Contributor: Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
Our packages are delivered by the regular mail lady, and I know she's clueless. Some months back she made a remark like "You'all sure get a lot of packages" and I just told her we were product reviewers without saying what *kind* of products. She just said what a neat job that must be and you could tell by the look on her face that she didn't catch on. Now she never says anything about them.
12/20/2009
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Before I went on hiatus with my blog, I was getting deliveries about twice a month from another company I review for. They use FedEx and while I usually have different mail deliverers with UPS, it was always the same dude for FedEx. After a couple months of these frequent deliveries, he made the comment that I get a lot of packages during the month. I simply replied in the affirmative. He said, "Is it medicine?" I smiled and said, "Yeah, something like that." lol
12/21/2009
Contributor: SilverVixen SilverVixen
Quote:
Originally posted by Dragon
Does he know? Does he know what "Web Merchants" really means? I know that my UPS man is a shameless flirt. He rings the doorbell and waits, and he wants to chat. He's young and he's cute. I saw him at the local store one day, ... more
I had my Platinum Stages one piece removable pole delivered and it was almost 9 feet long. The poor guy had to drag it all the way to the door. You should have seen the look on his face! While I was signing for the delivery he cracked an evil grin and said... "Flagpole, eh??" ....Haha yep, I replied, that's it.
12/21/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
The guys who do pick up at our warehouse are always chatty and seem to love coming by. I bet this is their favorite place to deal with during the work week
12/22/2009
Contributor: Dragon Dragon
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Originally posted by Victoria
The guys who do pick up at our warehouse are always chatty and seem to love coming by. I bet this is their favorite place to deal with during the work week
I'm just betting that the word gets around... What certain names mean. We get a lot of packages. We're on "Amazon Prime" so it makes life online easy, but we get a lot from Eden too!

He's one really friendly guy around here...
12/22/2009
Contributor: mlle mlle
My last UPS man delivered two packages from EF and I answered the door in only a robe. He had quite the grin on his face and his Australian accent was enough to make a girl weak in the knees. He made a quip about my attire but alas, I simply signed for my packages smiled and sent him on his way but when I opened my packages, I thought of him while using them
12/22/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Quote:
Originally posted by SilverVixen
I had my Platinum Stages one piece removable pole delivered and it was almost 9 feet long. The poor guy had to drag it all the way to the door. You should have seen the look on his face! While I was signing for the delivery he cracked an evil grin ... more
My UPS lady had to drag a Liberator Escape to my door this past summer...through a field of construction workers...while I was only wearing a short robe. She was quite miffed and I was quite uncomfortable. XD
12/24/2009
Contributor: Dragon Dragon
Robes! I love you guys... My doorbell rings so much and the UPS man waits and smiles so much as it is. I actually would choose not to answer the door in a robe. Unless it actually was an invitation in...

They are used to leaving boxes.
12/24/2009
Contributor: Dragon Dragon
and I have absolutely NO DAMN idea why ANYONE ever rights a story about the cable repairman.

COMCAST was here and he was so busy trying to waste my time and tell me that I needed there equipment that I was furious when he left!
01/14/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Dragon
and I have absolutely NO DAMN idea why ANYONE ever rights a story about the cable repairman.

COMCAST was here and he was so busy trying to waste my time and tell me that I needed there equipment that I was furious when he left!
I don't know about the cable repairman, but the DirecTV installer was pretty cute and flirtatious last time he was at our house
01/14/2010
Contributor: Twist Shimmy Twist Shimmy
My review items always get sent to the apartment manager's office. No one who works there has any idea, thankfully, since I get packages from everywhere all the time.

My FedEx guy definitely knows, though. He hates it when I answer the door!
01/14/2010
Contributor: Dragon Dragon
Quote:
Originally posted by Dragon
and I have absolutely NO DAMN idea why ANYONE ever rights a story about the cable repairman.

COMCAST was here and he was so busy trying to waste my time and tell me that I needed there equipment that I was furious when he left!
Can I swear a lot here? That damn man has to come back. My internet functions like molasses right now. If at all. I'm not sure if my assignment was accepted and shipped and he has to come back to replace the entire line. After telling me yesterday that everything was fine.

All of you think of good internet for me... please.
01/15/2010