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Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Blinker
Bunnies are enough of a reason for me to do or buy most things.
you must have a lot of rabbit vibrators then...huh?
07/19/2010
Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
Thanks to reading Domineight's Favorite Horror Movie Thread a few times lately, and a dvd I rented on Saturday night, I'd like to start the opposite thread. What are the WORST (cheesiest, stupidest, or just too gross - if you think there is ... more
I forgot the name, but there is this one Vampire movie that just sucks. We found it on Netflix. It's like soft porn and it's TERRIBLE.

I kind of liked Jennifer's Body. Wickerman started good then got really bad. Most any B movie on Sci-Fi channel sucks,but my kid loves watching them.
07/19/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
you must have a lot of rabbit vibrators then...huh?
Nope. Never tried one actually.
07/19/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Blinker
I just ordered Night of the Lepus from Amazon.

Big evil bunnies? Janet Leigh? OMFG YESH THX.

bunnies. hehe.
Oh, and DeForest Kelley - he's in this one
07/19/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
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Originally posted by PassionQT
I forgot the name, but there is this one Vampire movie that just sucks. We found it on Netflix. It's like soft porn and it's TERRIBLE.

I kind of liked Jennifer's Body. Wickerman started good then got really bad. Most any B movie ... more
Oh oh oh oooohhh there's a new SciFi trashtastic movie called Sharktopus. Half of a big shark with tentacles. I totally wanna see it!
07/19/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Blinker
Oh oh oh oooohhh there's a new SciFi trashtastic movie called Sharktopus. Half of a big shark with tentacles. I totally wanna see it!
That sounds awesome! I want to see it too!
07/20/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Blinker
Oh oh oh oooohhh there's a new SciFi trashtastic movie called Sharktopus. Half of a big shark with tentacles. I totally wanna see it!
I sat here staring at this post for like, 5 minutes just contemplating a sharktopus, and all I could come up with was "..." lol
07/20/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Netflix has a bunch of these movies on Wii. Transmorphers, District B13, Paranormal Entity.

I hope to never have to see these...
07/20/2010
Contributor: Evoluchun Evoluchun
I think the worst movies have been

Blair Witch Project
Hanibal
The newest freddy movie in theaters
08/07/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Just to bring this back...

I just saw a preview for a movie called "Apollo 18". I swear it looks like a mix between "Alien" and "Paranormal Activity".
06/30/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
Stripper zombies and Piranha the newest one were pretty bad!
07/17/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
The Hills Have Eyes remake is quite possibly the worst guts-for-gratuity film I've ever seen!

I don't know if BATS! was supposed to be a horror movie but it was terribly cheesey.

Um...anything that doesn't involve a lot of psychological aspects in the plot don't end up very high on my list. I do enjoy them for the camp, though!
07/17/2011
Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
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Originally posted by Blinker
Oh oh oh oooohhh there's a new SciFi trashtastic movie called Sharktopus. Half of a big shark with tentacles. I totally wanna see it!
I really want a Sharktopus plushy, official:



or otherwise (crafter's blog post).

@ JR:
District B13 is awesome fun!
07/17/2011
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
Alien Vs Predator was so bad that everyone in the theatre began yelling out MST3K like comments. This was an Alamo Drafthouse theatre, which has a VERY STRICT no noise policy. They WILL throw you out of the theatre if another patron complains about you. I was a little surprised that the ushers/waiters did not put a stop to it. But I suppose that not a single person in the theatre objected to the people yelling, so the ushers let it go on.

I personally thought it made what was an unbearably bad movie somewhat more fun to watch. Once it became apparent that no one was getting into trouble for yelling. I added a few comments of my own.
07/17/2011
Contributor: systematicweasel systematicweasel
I think one of the worst was an extreme version of Hostel, I can't remember the name, but I know I couldn't finish it.

As for cheesy, Almost any Asylum production would be cheesy and gory, like Mega Piranha.

But I have to say, the worst horror films I've seen:

The Wailer (La Llorona)
The Blair Witch
St. Johns Wort

Though I do like to watch terrible cheesy horror movies, sometimes, you're just in the mood to watch something terrible lol
08/02/2011
Contributor: Musings Musings
I only wish I could remember what the movie was called. I only remember it had Shannon Twead and the guy who played the dad in Home alone. Really, really terrible. It did though have one of the best lines not only in a movie but anywhere. the Shannon Twead character which is an elderly woman is yelling at her son (the dad from Home alone) and really letting him have it. She said to him, "You're the load I should have swallowed!"
08/02/2011
Contributor: Peggi Peggi
Sorry guys, but I have a movie that tops ALL of your movies...

Motor Home Massacre

I would say watch it and see why it sucks so badly, but I would hate to subject any of you to it
10/22/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
Human Centipede.
10/22/2011
Contributor: CS2012 CS2012
The original Halloween movie series suck. I watched the first one and kept on thinking what is the hype all about? while I watched it. It was all I could do to sit through the whole thing. My step-dad had rented me the first and second one. The first one was so bad I could only sit through like the first five minutes of the second one.
10/22/2011
Contributor: kadytheredpanda kadytheredpanda
Troll 2 is so bad I love it. It's actually fun to watch the fail, unlike:

1) Hyenas. My brother rented this for free on Redbox or Blockbuster. It's cool that the makers knew about the werehyena legends from Africa, but the movie itself was just boring, predictable, and had such bad FX I thought it was originally a Sci-Fi original movie.

2) Birdemic is the absolute worst film I've ever seen. Not even the cheapness of the FX makes it worth laughing at, especially considering the bird attack is only around for like, the last forty-five minutes of the movie. If you're sadistic enough to see it, it's on Netflix.
10/23/2011
Contributor: Ash1141 Ash1141
ThanksKilling. Lol.
10/30/2011