"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"

My nuts are toasty by the open fire.
Jack Frost is sucking on my toes.
Dirty ditties are being sung by a choir
of sluts dressed up like hos.
Everybody knows EdenFantasys and some mistletoe
Helps to make the season right!
Tiny tits with their nipples all aglow
Will make it hard for me to sleep tonight! less

Alrighty, Kristi. Since you are in charge of making this album, I thought you might need the full lyrics to my song:

“My Nuts Are Toasty By the Open Fire”

My nuts are toasty by the open fire.
Jack Frost is sucking on my toes.
Dirty ditties being sung by a choir
Of sluts dressed up like dirty hos.

Everybody knows a hard cock and some camel toe
Help to make a teasin’ sight.
Tiny tits with nipples all a-show,
Make it hard for me to sleep tonight.

I think that Santa’s getting laid;
He’s loaded lots of blow-up sex dolls on his sleigh.
And every voyeur creep is going to spy
To see if Santa really eats his cream pie!

And so I’m offering this twisted phrase
To pervs eighteen to ninety-two:
Because you’ve been screwed many times, many ways –
Kinky Christmas to you! less

Alrighty, Kristi. Since you are in charge of making this album, I thought you might need the full lyrics to my song:

“My Nuts Are Toasty By the Open Fire”

My nuts are toasty by the open fire.
Jack Frost is sucking on my toes.
Dirty ditties being sung by a choir
Of sluts dressed up like dirty hos.

Everybody knows a hard cock and some camel toe
Help to make a teasin’ sight.
Tiny tits with nipples all a-show,
Make it hard for me to sleep tonight.

I think that Santa’s getting laid;
He’s loaded lots of blow-up sex dolls on his sleigh.
And every voyeur creep is going to spy
To see if Santa really eats his cream pie!

And so I’m offering this twisted phrase
To pervs eighteen to ninety-two:
Because you’ve been screwed many times, many ways –
Kinky Christmas to you! less

Alrighty, Kristi. Since you are in charge of making this album, I thought you might need the full lyrics to my song:

“My Nuts Are Toasty By the Open Fire”

My nuts are toasty by the open fire.
Jack Frost is sucking on my toes.
Dirty ditties being sung by a choir
Of sluts dressed up like dirty hos.

Everybody knows a hard cock and some camel toe
Help to make a teasin’ sight.
Tiny tits with nipples all a-show,
Make it hard for me to sleep tonight.

I think that Santa’s getting laid;
He’s loaded lots of blow-up sex dolls on his sleigh.
And every voyeur creep is going to spy
To see if Santa really eats his cream pie!

And so I’m offering this twisted phrase
To pervs eighteen to ninety-two:
Because you’ve been screwed many times, many ways –
Kinky Christmas to you! less

Alrighty, Kristi. Since you are in charge of making this album, I thought you might need the full lyrics to my song:

“My Nuts Are Toasty By the Open Fire”

My nuts are toasty by the open fire.
Jack Frost is sucking on my toes.
Dirty ditties being sung by a choir
Of sluts dressed up like dirty hos.

Everybody knows a hard cock and some camel toe
Help to make a teasin’ sight.
Tiny tits with nipples all a-show,
Make it hard for me to sleep tonight.

I think that Santa’s getting laid;
He’s loaded lots of blow-up sex dolls on his sleigh.
And every voyeur creep is going to spy
To see if Santa really eats his cream pie!

And so I’m offering this twisted phrase
To pervs eighteen to ninety-two:
Because you’ve been screwed many times, many ways –
Kinky Christmas to you! less

to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

On the website we can order sex toys;
and pretend that we are dom and sub,
I'll ask "does it hurt" and he'll say "NO Ma'am...
But you can hit me hard 'cause I've been bad".

Later on, by the fire;
we'll be filled with our desire,
We'll be happy at play, orgasmic all day:
surfing in an Eden Wonderland. less

Alrighty, Kristi. Since you are in charge of making this album, I thought you might need the full lyrics to my song:

“My Nuts Are Toasty By the Open Fire”

My nuts are toasty by the open fire.
Jack Frost is sucking on my toes.
Dirty ditties being sung by a choir
Of sluts dressed up like dirty hos.

Everybody knows a hard cock and some camel toe
Help to make a teasin’ sight.
Tiny tits with nipples all a-show,
Make it hard for me to sleep tonight.

I think that Santa’s getting laid;
He’s loaded lots of blow-up sex dolls on his sleigh.
And every voyeur creep is going to spy
To see if Santa really eats his cream pie!

And so I’m offering this twisted phrase
To pervs eighteen to ninety-two:
Because you’ve been screwed many times, many ways –
Kinky Christmas to you! less

So today's Facebook game got me started on this one. "Santa Baby"

Santa baby, slip a dildo under the tree, for me.
I've been an awful good girl.
Santa baby, you can cum down my "chimney" tonight!

Santa baby, a strap on harness would be nice, for two.
I'll wait up for you dear.
Santa baby, cumming down my chimney tonight!

Think of all the sex I've missed.
Think of all the people that I haven't kissed.
Next year I could be oh so good.
If you'd check off my EF wish list.
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna some cock and really that's
Not a lot.
I've been a naughty angel all year.
Santa baby, Cum on my big titties tonight!

Santa cutie, there's one toy I really do need, the Njoy
Only the Eleven of course.
Santa cutie, and hurry down my chimney tonight!

Santa baby, I'm filling my holes with dildos and plugs.
Come on there's room for one more.
Santa baby, this plug makes my pussy feel tight!

Come let me trim your Christmas "tree".
Does it look like a candy cane?
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me!
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring.
I mean the kind you wrap around your cock!
Santa baby, I may have to start without you!

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight less

On the twelfth day of Christmas Eden gave to me;
Twelve floggers flogging,
Eleven pumps a pumping
Ten strokers stroking
Nine plugs a plugging
Eight rabbits thumping
Seven lubes a lubing
Six ducks for rubbing
Five golden cock rings
Four crotchless panties
Three halter tops
Two blow up dolls
And an Eleven, just for me less