...I will ever so erotically remove your clothing & dive between your thighs with this here handy-dandy "Trojan Multi-Position" vibrator, making you plead for mercy..."

I cannot wait until you pleasure me with this new and exciting toy... Please start at my...

Elbow. Yes really it turns me on when you tickle my funny bone-r. Then after you aroused my carnal sardonic side. You move on to my....

Cheek and sensuosly move it to my lips as I open my mouth and my tongue searches feverishly for the tip. I begin sucking it as I would your penis. You slowly pull it away and run it across my breasts and turn on the vibrations that make my nipples hard, begging to get licked. You then run the Trojan vibrator down my...

Thigh,and he(me) was getting his fingers and tongue very wet sucking on my(you)?

Big toe. Had I ever known such pleasures before this night? It was as if the heavens had shined down upon me, quickening my breath and hardening my...