#AprilFools - Tickle Me Elmo Vibrating Jock

Contributor: curious kitten curious kitten
AMAZING REVIEW, HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S

I am never going to be able to stop laughing with that picture in my mind.
04/02/2012
Contributor: eeep eeep
Wow, that was great. The pictures and vibration descriptions made me lose it, esp. the peek-a-boo elmo one.
04/02/2012
Contributor: Kate Kate
"Fondle me grover" oh my god i almost laugh snorted lol. Awesome fake review, good luck in the contest. These pictures will have me giggling for days lol
04/02/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
I've had that Elmo for 14 years now and never thought about using it for other purposes. I won't look at Elmo the same again. Fantastic Kindred!
04/03/2012
Contributor: Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
Haha! Oh my god, that is seriously bizarre in the best of ways.
04/04/2012
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
/win

/epic

/kudos
04/07/2012
Contributor: Dawnie Dawnie
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred


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Muppet fetishists rejoice! With the Tickle Me Elmo Vibrating Jock (TME), Sexame Street Toys has finally designed a sex toy to appeal to the child in all of us. Whether you enjoy using it by yourself or with a partner, the TME is ... more
...That was so fucking hilarious. xD
04/07/2012
Contributor: sodapin sodapin
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred


Use

Muppet fetishists rejoice! With the Tickle Me Elmo Vibrating Jock (TME), Sexame Street Toys has finally designed a sex toy to appeal to the child in all of us. Whether you enjoy using it by yourself or with a partner, the TME is ... more
LOL oh god i need one of these xD
04/08/2012
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
This has to be the funniest review I've EVER seen! You did an excellent job on this!!!
04/08/2012
Contributor: Arch600 Arch600
Can't.... breathe...

How'd you ever come up with this? Well done & thanks for the laugh (hopefully it subsides before my family starts asking what's wrong!).
04/08/2012
Contributor: Katelyn Katelyn
Hahah I love this review!! Where can I order my very own TME?
You have started a new style!
04/08/2012
Contributor: kittycatgirl kittycatgirl
This is hilarious! I love it!
04/13/2012
Contributor: funny4now funny4now
How did I miss this? Is it still in stock?
04/14/2012
Contributor: bettle590 bettle590
LOLOLOL
08/23/2012
Contributor: Abombadong Abombadong
literally LOL'd
09/01/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
x'D oh..my..cod.
How did I not see this before?
Also...the Elmo head popping out of your pants there...it reminds me of the scene from The Shining where the guy hacks a hole in the door with an axe and pops his head in and he says "Here's Johnny! >:3 ".
09/04/2012
Contributor: emiliaa emiliaa
Th-this is fake? I was about to rejoice, as a muppet fetishist. *sobs*
10/18/2012
Contributor: 1001 Pleasures 1001 Pleasures
Hilarious.
12/10/2012
Contributor: britanny0620 britanny0620
This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Why did I not see this sooner?
12/18/2012
Contributor: doowop doowop
Bahahahahah! The pictures are amazing.
01/24/2013
Contributor: gsfanatic gsfanatic
Excellent. My only complaint is a lack of instructions on how to make your own.
01/24/2013
Contributor: LoooveMonkey LoooveMonkey
XD This is great.
01/24/2013
Contributor: RedGlitter RedGlitter
...Even more true, now! XD
02/26/2013
Contributor: shelberlynn shelberlynn
I can't stop laughing, I think we need an "eat me, tickle me cookie" panty vibe as well... no one steal that, totally called it for next year! But regardless... my eyes are teared up... way too funny
03/30/2013