Thing you were told as a child that we just WRONG (in a funny way).

Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
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Originally posted by Jobthingy
Crossing my eyes would make them stay like that.. even if i did it for like 5 seconds.

Going out with wet hair will give me pneumonia (I always go out with wet hair and i have never had pneumonia.)

Not being properly dressed will get ... more
Oh yeah, huh, I still have a hard time going outside with wet hair when it is cold just because I was always told that, lol .
01/16/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by cherryredhead88
Oh yeah, huh, I still have a hard time going outside with wet hair when it is cold just because I was always told that, lol .
LOL! It is freezing here right now and I go out with wet hair every morning. If i dont put my hood up right away my hair freezes in no time flat. No pneumonia though
01/16/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by HouseWench
"Hold this firecracker until I tell you, and then throw it"

well, that certainly didn't work, but when it exploded in my hand, she told me to put my finger in butter to heal it. I am pretty sure that bit of finger got thoroughly cooked
Wow! Your friend/sibling sucks! Poor you.

But you had a 14 year old friend that still believed chocolate milk came from brown cows??? Hilarious!
01/16/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by Jobthingy
LOL! It is freezing here right now and I go out with wet hair every morning. If i dont put my hood up right away my hair freezes in no time flat. No pneumonia though
Hehe I still have a hard time letting myself do that. But in the winter, it's pretty important because water freezes almost instantly when it's in the 20s! And that would suck soooo much!

But even though our parents were wrong that we would instantly get pneumonia, having a cold head does slowly lower your immune system and make you suspectible to illness. But you'd have to be standing outside like that for a while or do it constantly in the winter time. Highly unlikely.
01/16/2011
Contributor: HouseWench HouseWench
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
Wow! Your friend/sibling sucks! Poor you.

But you had a 14 year old friend that still believed chocolate milk came from brown cows??? Hilarious!
that was from my grandma, actually! -dies-
01/18/2011
Contributor: darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
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Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
I was told back in the day that girls had penises but they fall off in due time... who tells a child that lol!
I tried to convince my boyfriend of that one yesterday. It didn't work .
01/18/2011
Contributor: Elias McLovin Elias McLovin
When I was a kid my mother would tell me if I ate watermelon seeds, they would sprout and grow in my stomach.
01/18/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by HouseWench
that was from my grandma, actually! -dies-
Wooooow. That ain't right! Did she want to eat fingers for dinner or something?
01/18/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Elias McLovin
When I was a kid my mother would tell me if I ate watermelon seeds, they would sprout and grow in my stomach.
I heard that one too!
01/18/2011
Contributor: Ellie B Ellie B
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Originally posted by Gallowraven
I was told that if you swallowed gum it would stay in your stomach forever.
I thought the gum only stayed in your stomach for seven years!
01/18/2011
Contributor: Ellie B Ellie B
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Originally posted by HouseWench
that was from my grandma, actually! -dies-
On a similar note, I used to believe that if I drank pink lemonade, I'd pee pink, and if I drank yellow, I'd pee yellow.
01/18/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Ellie B
On a similar note, I used to believe that if I drank pink lemonade, I'd pee pink, and if I drank yellow, I'd pee yellow.
I want to drink food colouring so that I WILL. I might have to resort to eating beets though, I don't think food coloring is healthy, especially not in large quantities.

I was once told that if I kept chewing on my hair I would end up coughing up a fur ball just like a cat.
01/18/2011
Contributor: Persephone's Addiction Persephone's Addiction
When I was little, maybe 4, my father told me that he was the reasons that bananas grow in South America. He said he was in Canada, where he said bananas used to grow, and found out that the bananas were all being eaten by the moose - and if he didn't do something to save last bunch of bananas, the moose would have eaten all of them. So, he said he had rescued the last bunch and had it in his sleeping bag with him while he slept by his fire at night. The moose were in the trees, surrounding his camp, but he guarded the bananas with this life. He then traveled to South America, where the moose wouldn't go, and planted banana trees. And that is why bananas grow in South America.
I was about 18 when all in one go, I remembered this story. I said "Dad! You told me bananas used to grow in Canada and were being eaten by the moose!" He had a confused look for a second and then laughed "Oh. Yes. I did tell you that."
I also realized that at one point in my early childhood I was afraid of moose because I thought they were monsters that lived in trees. Thanks Dad. LOL
01/18/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by Persephone's Addiction
When I was little, maybe 4, my father told me that he was the reasons that bananas grow in South America. He said he was in Canada, where he said bananas used to grow, and found out that the bananas were all being eaten by the moose - and if he ... more
Um, this is the cutest story ever I think.

And yeah, GWF, I used to be told that too. Except something about bugs living in my hair? Ew.
01/18/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
My dad used to tell me when I was 10 or so and so proud of my little training bra, that if I wore it to sleep in, my boobs wouldn't grow. Now while that's a popular myth, my reaction was the funny part. I didn't WANT my boobs to grow, ... more
Ha ha ha thats quite funny

I can't remember anything my parents told me that had a very big impact on me. I'll have to think about it.
01/18/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by Naughty Student
Ha ha ha thats quite funny

I can't remember anything my parents told me that had a very big impact on me. I'll have to think about it.
I remember!

My mom would tell us that eating our veggies would give us nice big breasts....I ate all my veggies al lthe time, lol.
01/18/2011
Contributor: Lady Venus Lady Venus
I was told if I ate the watermelon seeds I would grown watermelons in my belly. Heh. Guess I didn't listen - I grew 3 watermelons in my belly
01/19/2011
Contributor: sixfootsex sixfootsex
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
My mom told me a plastic grocery bag was no excuse for a condom. REALLY mom? Who the fuck thought it was? and when was the last time ANYBODY saw a plastic bag with no holes in it? And how could that be pleasant? Those things are so thick!
[falls off chair laughing]
02/09/2011
Contributor: sixfootsex sixfootsex
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Originally posted by Ellie B
On a similar note, I used to believe that if I drank pink lemonade, I'd pee pink, and if I drank yellow, I'd pee yellow.
I WANT TO PEE PINK!!!!
02/09/2011
Contributor: BeautiFullFigured BeautiFullFigured
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
Well there's the ever classic "If you hold your face like that it'll stick forever."

I was also told things by my mother just to insult me, make me insecure, and ultimately cry. Like I was cold because I was fat and had poor ... more
My father did that. Said the same and similar things. Still does on occasion. I just roll my eyes and say something equally ignorant about one of his habits and it keeps him quiet.
02/14/2011
Contributor: BeautiFullFigured BeautiFullFigured
I was told by nearly every female relative in my family that standing barefoot on a cold kitchen floor would give you a cold or the flu. Dang wives tales.
02/14/2011
Contributor: PussyGalore PussyGalore
Most of these are answers given to children because parents don't think it's time to give them the 'real' answers. The others are old wives tales that make life a little more interesting and I hope they continue.

I can't remember all of the ones my mother told me, the one that sticks out the most is "drinking coffee with put hair on your chest".
02/14/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by PussyGalore
Most of these are answers given to children because parents don't think it's time to give them the 'real' answers. The others are old wives tales that make life a little more interesting and I hope they continue.

I can't ... more
Hehe if that were true then there would be a whole lot of Big Foot/Sasquatch look-a-likes on this website.
02/14/2011
Contributor: PussyGalore PussyGalore
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
Hehe if that were true then there would be a whole lot of Big Foot/Sasquatch look-a-likes on this website.
She also told me it would stunt my growth. I developed a semi-regular coffee habit around the age of 12. I'd steal sips from her cup when she wasn't looking. I'm a whopping 5'1. (Never mind that my father is only 5'9 and my mother is 5'0.)
02/14/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by PussyGalore
She also told me it would stunt my growth. I developed a semi-regular coffee habit around the age of 12. I'd steal sips from her cup when she wasn't looking. I'm a whopping 5'1. (Never mind that my father is only 5'9 and my mother is 5'0.)
Well then you proved her wrong. It would take a LOT of caffeine at an early age to severely stunt your growth. And since you're an inch taller than your mother, it did no such thing to you. Generally (in the U.S. and most other Western cultures) offspring will be about the same height or a bit taller than the parent of the same sex. There are, of course, environmental, genetic, and nutritional factors that can all effect it though.
02/14/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by PussyGalore
Most of these are answers given to children because parents don't think it's time to give them the 'real' answers. The others are old wives tales that make life a little more interesting and I hope they continue.

I can't ... more
"drinking coffee will put hair on your chest" and "Stunt your growth" My parents use to say that too. I have been drinking coffee since I was 14. I am 6'4" and almost no hair on my chest. Both my mom and dad are under 5'9".

I was also told that smoking would stunt my growth, I have been smoking longer than I have been drinking coffee.

I was told that the lightning was god getting a strike and the thunder was the devil getting mad. haha I told my kids that and they believed me for years.

"This is going to hurt me more than you"
02/14/2011
Contributor: Mistress M. Mistress M.
My mom told me that if I didn't go to bed when I was supposed to the boogy man would get me.
02/18/2011
Contributor: aBeastlyLittleThing aBeastlyLittleThing
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Originally posted by Ellie B
When I was a child, my grandmother used to tell me not to sit on public toilet seats because I would get herpes. I believed her for many, many years. Now I just don't sit on public seats to strengthen my leg muscles.

Another good one was ... more
my crazy-ass step-grandpa always told me that when it rains, "God's takin' a leak. don't drink the drops!" i believed it and wouldn't go in the rain til i was like 6. ppsshhh...didn't taste like pee
03/15/2011
Contributor: Kaltir Kaltir
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Originally posted by liilii080
I think everyone's heard these, but if you swallowed your gum, it would stay in your stomach 7 years. Or if you use equal you'd get cancer.
That's what I was going to say, lol. That and don't swallow seeds, they'll grow in your belly. lol.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Daniel & Brittany Daniel & Brittany
Not exactly pertaining to the criminal element but once myself and my cousin were told by my mother that we were going to Hell for stealing because we took 6 or so of those free AOL discs that said FREE TAKE ONE way way back in the day.
03/19/2011