LOL things like that crack me up

I never had any scare tactics like that but my parents DID tell me that it was "wrong" and "not natural" and not to do it. But, in THEIR defense, I masturbated as a really small child so I think they were trying to make me stop because they were worried I'd do it in public or talk about it or something since another kid in my class had gotten in trouble for public masturbation soooo I think that was their reason lol

No one told me anything like this. lol.

But on family guy a teacher said that 'the reason the dinosaurs died out is because you touch yourself at night.'
Hahaha

I heard about all of those things as myths. No one ever tried to convince me that they were true. I went to Catholic school, where I was told that masturbating was a sin and I'd go to hell for it. But I still did it every night.

I wasn't told that I'd go blind if I masturbated. I was, however, told that "playing with yourself" was a bad thing.

My parents never told me that, but I heard it plenty of other places! And I also heard that you would get hairy palms!