If so, let's hear about it.
Have you ever broken a bed during sex?
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I say other because the bed was still usable but it kept coming off the planks that hold the bed up. It would do it at random times too not just during sex. Like in the middle of the night when we were asleep! I use to get so mad since it always seemed to happen on my side.
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No, but our older bed was horrible for sex. It was noisy as hell, we almost hoped it would brake so we would have to buy a new one. Finally, we sold it.
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Lol - no but sounds funny.
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No not yet...lol
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No we haven't and I am surprised we haven't. :p
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My Man used to knock off the bumpers that were on the sides of the waterbed. They were pleather and starting to fall apart, and one day he decided to take them off the bed and try to "re-use" the old velour bumpers which had been in the outdoor shed for about 5 years. (I didn't even know we still had them.)
He put the old ones on the bed, I immediately had a severe allergy and asthma attack from the mildew from fiberwood and fabric and stuffing being stored in the outdoor shed. I found out that he had broken up the other bumpers, which were, aside from the pleather being ripped, intact and NOT moldy. WHY did he have to break them up? A random testosterone attack? Nothing better to do with his hands? I have no idea.
But, then we had to dispose of the old moldy unusable bumpers. Now we have NO bumpers on our waterbed, which makes getting out of it, getting into it, accidentally rolling against the side during sleep or sex painful.
Now we have to try to keep old cut up blankets on the sharp sides of the waterbed, as neither of the bumpers were usable after he broke the pleather ones.
He put the old ones on the bed, I immediately had a severe allergy and asthma attack from the mildew from fiberwood and fabric and stuffing being stored in the outdoor shed. I found out that he had broken up the other bumpers, which were, aside from the pleather being ripped, intact and NOT moldy. WHY did he have to break them up? A random testosterone attack? Nothing better to do with his hands? I have no idea.
But, then we had to dispose of the old moldy unusable bumpers. Now we have NO bumpers on our waterbed, which makes getting out of it, getting into it, accidentally rolling against the side during sleep or sex painful.
Now we have to try to keep old cut up blankets on the sharp sides of the waterbed, as neither of the bumpers were usable after he broke the pleather ones.
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Yeah....
Originally posted by
moonch1ld
If so, let's hear about it.
03/15/2011
My mom had a bed in her guest room that didn't have any wooden supports under the frame. She just had the box spring and mattress sitting on there. The first time my husband and I stayed in that room, we were having sex and the bed collapsed onto the floor. We were laughing and thinking 'oh shit!'. We just moved the mattress set onto the floor. My parents kept asking us why the mattresses were on the floor every time we came. We told them it hurt our backs, which it did. It hurt to sleep on them without the support beams.
Eventually we had to give them some beams to fix the bed because we were tired of having to sleep on a bed they half-fixed.
Eventually we had to give them some beams to fix the bed because we were tired of having to sleep on a bed they half-fixed.
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I never broke a bed but have pretty much destroyed a futon mattress by ejaculating on it so many times...
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2-3 beds, chair, foot stool...
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We didn't break it, but...
Not long after we were married we were living in an old lopsided house. We were particularly enthusiastic one evening and by the time we had finished, the bed had moved across the wooden floor - downhill - to the center of our bedroom.
I can only imagine what that sounded like to the rest of the people living downstairs. ~ Arms
Not long after we were married we were living in an old lopsided house. We were particularly enthusiastic one evening and by the time we had finished, the bed had moved across the wooden floor - downhill - to the center of our bedroom.
I can only imagine what that sounded like to the rest of the people living downstairs. ~ Arms
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Ha Ha! It was a old twin on a crappy frame in my parents house. I was on top going to town and crack!!! Im pretty small too 5'6 130, and hubby 6'1 210. So either the bed was a POS or I was going hard!
Originally posted by
moonch1ld
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Ha Ha that is funny! We have moved a bed too, but not in a lopsided house!
Originally posted by
Armsjlove
We didn't break it, but...
Not long after we were married we were living in an old lopsided house. We were particularly enthusiastic one evening and by the time we had finished, the bed had moved across the wooden floor - downhill - to ... more
Not long after we were married we were living in an old lopsided house. We were particularly enthusiastic one evening and by the time we had finished, the bed had moved across the wooden floor - downhill - to ... more
We didn't break it, but...
Not long after we were married we were living in an old lopsided house. We were particularly enthusiastic one evening and by the time we had finished, the bed had moved across the wooden floor - downhill - to the center of our bedroom.
I can only imagine what that sounded like to the rest of the people living downstairs. ~ Arms less
Not long after we were married we were living in an old lopsided house. We were particularly enthusiastic one evening and by the time we had finished, the bed had moved across the wooden floor - downhill - to the center of our bedroom.
I can only imagine what that sounded like to the rest of the people living downstairs. ~ Arms less
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oh my gods have i ever.
my husband and i have a 150+ year old bed. it's been in his family the whole time and ever generation has been conceived in that bed, so we aren't getting rid of it ever.
but we where going at it and not even that hard, and one of the sides just fell, dropping us about three feet down. it startled us both, but we where ok. we finished up having sex, then managed to fix the bed that night.
my husband and i have a 150+ year old bed. it's been in his family the whole time and ever generation has been conceived in that bed, so we aren't getting rid of it ever.
but we where going at it and not even that hard, and one of the sides just fell, dropping us about three feet down. it startled us both, but we where ok. we finished up having sex, then managed to fix the bed that night.
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No, never.
Although, one time, my BFF and me were just taking a nap in her bed and we both woke up as the bed completely just gave way beneath us. To be fair, she was really, really poor and because of that the bed was really, really old. We were both about 14 at the time, and each weighed just over a hundred pounds, so it wasn't us. Just one of those funny things that happened and we both laughed it off. To this day we giggle about it.
Although, one time, my BFF and me were just taking a nap in her bed and we both woke up as the bed completely just gave way beneath us. To be fair, she was really, really poor and because of that the bed was really, really old. We were both about 14 at the time, and each weighed just over a hundred pounds, so it wasn't us. Just one of those funny things that happened and we both laughed it off. To this day we giggle about it.
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NO I have not but have a feeling with all the new sexual stuff I want to do I just might
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no not yet
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We completely destroyed a bed frame once. Oops.
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More than once 0.0
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LOL! Actually, yes we have. Many years ago we broke my daughter's twin bed. Of course, she was away at grandma's at the time. We still laugh about it occasionally.
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Hahaha. No but funny
Originally posted by
moonch1ld
If so, let's hear about it.
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Once when I was with a girlfriend at that time. We were doing our thing with Popsicles and I guess it got to rough because the support beam moved from under the mattress, and the bed became a slide. We got up, fixed it before finally it just completely caved in on us! We figured that was our que to finish on the floor ;-)
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I'm a 24 yo guy who got his bed from his parents. It was in our guest bed. Before that....well...it goes all the way back to before my dad met my mom. So it's pretty old. It squeaks a lot now but hasn't broken. I'll be sure to revisit this post when it does XD
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Other. When we moved my BF and I had to take apart the bed...and we found a piece of wood that was split and 2 screws had fallen out. So maybe he just put it together really poorly but I'm going to say it was from all the sex. hehe
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Broke off one of the legs on a futon.
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I ran into my lovers arms and as we were making out I slowly pushed him backwards onto the bed, he laid back and started lifting my shirt... and the mattress and box spring fell down to the floor.
We had just watched the movie Stepbrothers a few days before and couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes because it reminded us of the scene where the bunk bed collapsed.
We tried to fix it. The damn thing came apart nearly every day after that so I took the frame off and now it's just a box spring and mattress on the floor.
Good times
We had just watched the movie Stepbrothers a few days before and couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes because it reminded us of the scene where the bunk bed collapsed.
We tried to fix it. The damn thing came apart nearly every day after that so I took the frame off and now it's just a box spring and mattress on the floor.
Good times
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My husband and I broke the bedframe back when were were dating. He moved and his mom was helping out and it was a little awkward trying to make an excuse as to why the bedframe was going into the trash. It was a cheapy futton.
03/16/2011
We've never broken a bed before but we have broken a chair. It was one of those fold up poof chairs and we probably shouldn't have been so rough with it. My roommate at the time came in wondering what happened to our chair. We said we had been wrestling and it broke. It was somewhat close to the truth...
03/16/2011
I said "other" because my hubby and I have broken several beds in our days, but not once actually during sex! Guess we haven't been vigorous enough...
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