HAha that is funny!
Have you ever broken a bed during sex?
03/16/2011
destroyed an air mattress once...but I don't think we've ever broken a bed...not totally anyway. My super old cast iron bed frame has complained a bit, but it isn't broken that I know of.
03/16/2011
Yes, not once but twice!!
03/16/2011
not yet.
03/16/2011
Yes, though it wasn't as theatrical as I'd always hoped. It didn't fall to pieces or anything, but one corner of the frame got bend pretty bad and the bed leaned for the rest of its life.
03/16/2011
Not yet, but we are not so slowly destroying the bed in his dorm room...it's a good thing semester's almost over!
03/16/2011
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my bf and i actually broke our steel frame bed twice!! We were young and a bit too passionate evidently, broke the bed, lol, he welded it, we broke it again lol
Originally posted by
moonch1ld
If so, let's hear about it.
03/16/2011
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I have but I also have a friend whos bed broke while having sex with her cat underneath
Originally posted by
moonch1ld
If so, let's hear about it.
03/16/2011
I did and then after it was broken. Umm we still continues and had a nice big mark in the floor. Wore out the tile on the floor :O
03/16/2011
Not yet, but I think I'd be kind of proud.
03/16/2011
the leg of the bedframe broke through the wooden floor board.
03/16/2011
It's "broken" only in that it now squeaks constantly...I suppose there's a way to fix it.
03/16/2011
This happened just last week, actually. My boyfriend has a 25year old wooden frame on his bed and apparently it broke before, in the same place but on the other side. We came home drunk from a friend's house and he wanted to sleep, but I wanted to have sex. I eventually convinced him and we start going at it and RIGHT after he finishes, the bed collapses on one side. It was great timing, but he was soooo angry: drunk, running on 2 hours of sleep, having wanted to go straight to bed but now having to dismantle a whole bed first.. I don't think I'd seen him that frustrated before, hah. It all ended well, though. Now his bed is just the boxspring on the floor with most of the old wooden frame & posts just surrounding the bed without actually supporting it or anything.
03/16/2011
Well...two beds and a recliner blamed the recliner on the kids lol. The headboard of one bed mysteriously broke...and I will, til the day I die, get sea sick in water beds because we literally rode the wave of one that busted
03/16/2011
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Go JR!
Originally posted by
El-Jaro
2-3 beds, chair, foot stool...
03/16/2011
i wish
03/16/2011
cracked the wood in the box spring
03/16/2011
We ended up having to stop and pull the mattress and box springs off to fix it. I've been paranoid we'd break it again ever since. Luckily it was something he was able to fix for me and I didn't need a new bed or anything.
03/17/2011
We have broken a futon
03/17/2011
We have broken a few things actually. My antique bed from my Grandmother was the first. We sheared the headboard off of the side rails. And we have done it once more since fixing it the first time. Secondly we killed our hide-a-bed couch. It is no longer a fold out... bent the frame pretty badly. And lastly, we completely screwed up, in more ways than one, an old recliner. His favorite man chair. It died back in '08 and that was the last thing we broke. Neither of us are huge people or anything, but we tend to get a bit rough and feisty when having the naked fun times.
03/17/2011
well the bed has moved to the other side room from sex
03/17/2011
Bed...table...sink...a quarium... Lol
03/18/2011
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...a sink... OMG! How do you break a sink?
Originally posted by
Kaltir
Bed...table...sink...a quarium... Lol
Yes, we broke my mother-in-laws guest bed at least half a dozen times having sex. One minute the bed was fine, the next minute BAM! all the way to the floor the mattress and box-spring went onto the hard wood. We would fix it and the next night, BAM! Our room was right across the hall from their bedroom. They had to know what was going on. Thank God they finally got a new bed since then!
03/21/2011
Prior to sex my ex plopped onto my bed and broke it. It's at my parents house though so idc. It made for very squeaky sex thereafter.
03/21/2011
In a way, yes! The matress and box spring were supported by wooden slats...they all fell to the floor when the side piece split. Destroyed the mood as well as the sex.
03/21/2011
Other because over time all of our beds have basically become to noisy to use anymore because of the stress on the hardware. We definatley have damaged parts that make is un-useable over time but never during use.
03/24/2011
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No but that would be awesome.
Originally posted by
moonch1ld
If so, let's hear about it.
03/25/2011
I know someone who broke their bed twice. It was kind of surprising that the relationship didn't work out. It all ended over a cat. He got a kitten and she wouldn't stop peeing on the girlfriend. He was advised to keep the cat and toss the girl and he did.
03/25/2011
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Yes! But in my defense it was one of those crappy day beds that have a hollow metal frame. I guess those kinds of beds can't hold up to a rough rider
Originally posted by
moonch1ld
If so, let's hear about it.
03/30/2011
My boyfriend's bed broke right after we started having sex, but we're not sure if it was because of us haha
03/30/2011