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Contributor: SerpentLibertine SerpentLibertine
I'm hungry. And I usually always am.
01/18/2010
Contributor: Rose Unlocked Rose Unlocked
So I think the most fucked up thing was this one time Jurassic park two was on the tv and I just found myself watching it trying not to laugh at the funny parts I have no clue what was going on during the sex all I know is that was one good movie and my partner that time didn't even notice and said the sex was amazing but I have no idea.
01/18/2010
Contributor: The Beautiful Kind The Beautiful Kind
One time while I was having sex with my man I got hung up on trying to remember the name of his ex-wife's mother, who I have never met. Vickie? Monica? Vera?.......VERONICA! Phew, now I can get back to having my orgasm.
01/18/2010
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
I'm pretty good at blocking out distractions - but my wife - not so much. When I'm just getting started with an intimate massage she'll often say something like;
is John (son) down stairs?
what time is Lizzy (daughter) getting home?
did you lock the front door?
did you call your sister back?

just inane sh*t!
01/18/2010
Contributor: Polyserena Polyserena
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
What fucked up thoughts have you had mid-sexin'?
Somtimes after a bad shift images of naked pooey patients come into my mind. One reason to keep the lights on. I'm a nursing student. Sorry about the tmi.
09/08/2010
Contributor: Jenniae09 Jenniae09
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I get busted when, right after sex, I talk about or ask about something totally random.

I guess most people count sheep to fall asleep when their minds are in overdrive - but what's one to do when you're far too distractable for a ... more
Haha I get busted! I now know to wait a good while afterwards.
Once we were studying for a test and I couldn't help but ask what the characteristics of Cephalopods were.... Ooops. He must of thought I was into some animal stuff or something with the look he gave me. hahaha.
09/08/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
"Am I gonna miss Family Guy?"
09/08/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Who hasn't had those moments where you have to *will* yourself to stop thinking about ridiculous and random things - and just get into it?

It sucks when you're stressed and you really wanna, but your brain just won't shut up. Not ... more
Spotted a cobweb in the corner of my room once...couldn't relax until I have sexxily (I thought) thrown a shirt in the corner and knocked it down. It wasn't too subtle and Sigel just rolled his eyes.
09/08/2010
Contributor: pinkzombie pinkzombie
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
What fucked up thoughts have you had mid-sexin'?
My to do list used to come up with past partners. I would get uninterested. But my current partner..my husband..definately keeps all of my attention on him.
11/21/2010