I've never heard them have sex and they seldom had sex before the divorce! HAHA.

When I was about eight, I walked in on them having sex one night. They were in their room; I needed to ask them a question. I walked right in (the door wasn't even closed), saw them, O.O walked right back out. My aunt came by not long after that because they were all supposed to go somewhere and she asked me where my parents were.

"I don't know."

"What do you mean you don't know?"

"I don't know." And I just sat there on the couch watching TV.

Then last year, I needed a towel, but all the towels are in their closet. It was late at night, I pushed open the door, saw them, thought, "Ugh.. again?" Closed the door as quietly as I could and left.


A few months after that, my youngest sister was all, "Did you know Mommy and Daddy still have sex??"

"Erm, yeah. I walked in on them not that long ago."

My other sister was all, "I've walked in on them, too." O.O

My youngest sister piped up, "What?! I've never walked in on them. I feel left out.."

I asked her, "Would you like one of my experiences? I walked in on them when I was younger, too. Actually, I think I witnessed your conception."

This never happened to me!

I'm scarred.

Never heard them.

my father always told us that he and my mom only had sex 4 times(to produce us 4 kids) It was very easy to believe with the personality of my mother. In my h.s. they separated for 2 years and then he came back and my mom turned into a screamer. Apparently the problem was that my father didn't know what he was doing and then learned in those 2 years. odd and gross

Never actually heard it happening. From what I can tell, that's probably because it WASN'T happening.

I never heard my parents, luckily. It would've made me really uncomfortable (it does even when I hear my neighbors having sex).

I've heard my mom when I was younger.. but I thought she was crying.. & I think I heard her & my stepdad a few years ago..but I can't remember.

I'm scarred...I walked in one day because they refused to answer and I was so scared that something had happened because my dad has sleep apnea, and the power had gone out so I really thought he was unresponsive. Oh no. They thought it be so funny to not answer me, they didn't realize my medical training would kick in and I would kick the door down.
They never done that again let me tell you.

I never saw or heard them but I'm sure they did.

Never have, thankfully

I've never seen or heard them have sex. Once when I was like 5 or so, I remember starting to open their door and they told me to shut it and to respect when the door was closed. That's the closest I think I've gotten.