Which would be worse?

Contributor: kendycane kendycane
All of these scenarios have happened before.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Oral sex after eating jalapenos
214  (93%)
Oral sex after eating spicy cheetos
8  (3%)
Oral sex with an ice cube
9  (4%)
Total votes: 231
Poll is closed
02/06/2011
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02/06/2011
Contributor: potstickers potstickers
I love hot cheetos. I've seen videos saying you should have oral sex with an ice cube, so I don't think that would be worse than either of the other two scenarios.
02/06/2011
Contributor: Kayla Kayla
Oral sex with an ice cube sounds fun. Just sayin'.
02/06/2011
Contributor: Mistress M. Mistress M.
Quote:
Originally posted by Kayla
Oral sex with an ice cube sounds fun. Just sayin'.
I would have to agree with you there!
02/06/2011
Contributor: VenusianThunder VenusianThunder
Oral sex with an ice cube is very fun! I have had some of my best oral experiences with ice, both giving and receiving!
02/06/2011
Contributor: Valentinka Valentinka
Wow, thanks for the ice cube idea )) really )))
02/06/2011
Contributor: AU AU
I voted Cheetos just because it seems gross to me to have oral after such a snack! Sorry if it was silly, but that's what I thought!

Ice can be good or bad for us.

I've touched my eyes, and wobbly bits when I didn't realize I had a sauce of 800,000 Scoville units on my hands. It isn't the worst pain as I'm accustomed to such heat in my mouth, but it was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse than a jalapeño. 800,000 units are 160 times hotter than a jalapeño? Such oral sex would be a bit of torture.


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02/06/2011
Contributor: SexyTabby SexyTabby
Quote:
Originally posted by Kayla
Oral sex with an ice cube sounds fun. Just sayin'.
It is! We do this a lot in the summer. An intense way to cool down. Ice melts pretty quickly lol

I choose jalapenos just cuz I don't like em lol
02/06/2011
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
Cheetos, eeeww.
02/06/2011
Contributor: Modern^Spank^Anthem Modern^Spank^Anthem
ice goods are
02/06/2011
Contributor: PussyGalore PussyGalore
I hate cold. And if I used the jalapenos I have in the fridge now, it would be a vinegar-y burn instead of a spicy hot burn. Trust me, vinegar is not a pleasant feeling on the hoo-ha. Anyone who has had a vaginal biopsy can attest.
02/07/2011
Contributor: SexyStuff SexyStuff
Ouchie!
02/07/2011
Contributor: vanillaSpice vanillaSpice
Owww! Ice would just be fun, but spicy things... no, just no. D:
02/07/2011
Contributor: rdytogo rdytogo
Cheetios are yuck, and jalapenos would be ouch, ice cubes are fine.
02/07/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
jalapenos, OUCH! I would think after that, you would never want to pee again.
02/07/2011
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
Yeah, we tried oral with cinnamon Altoids before. That was not pleasant.
02/07/2011
Contributor: gumbyD gumbyD
I think oral with jalapenos would be good revenge during break up sex
02/08/2011
Contributor: monkeylover621 monkeylover621
Quote:
Originally posted by kendycane
All of these scenarios have happened before.
oral sex with ice cube would be great! also try some mint before oral sex (but not the very strong once) it will make you tingle down there
02/08/2011
Contributor: KatPawz2003 KatPawz2003
I am allergic to pepers so that would take the cake as the worst for me. Do not need to go to the hospital from THAT reaction.

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02/08/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
Wow, jalapenos is a vicious way to go there. No thanks!
02/08/2011
Contributor: vegan.guy vegan.guy
jalapenos would be horrible
02/08/2011
Contributor: sbon sbon
Jalapenos would be absolutely terrible. This poll actually reminds of a story my friend told me about getting fingered after her boyfriend made really spicy chili. He had washed his hands, but apparently some of the pepper oils didn't completely wash off. SO BAD.
02/08/2011
Contributor: gone77 gone77
The first. There's no contest. lol
02/08/2011
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Quote:
Originally posted by sbon
Jalapenos would be absolutely terrible. This poll actually reminds of a story my friend told me about getting fingered after her boyfriend made really spicy chili. He had washed his hands, but apparently some of the pepper oils didn't completely ... more
That's why you should always wear gloves when handling spicy peppers.
02/08/2011
Contributor: tigerkate tigerkate
OUCH!
sounds like an unpleasant night if jalapenos are involved...
02/08/2011
Contributor: mama2007 mama2007
Quote:
Originally posted by Kayla
Oral sex with an ice cube sounds fun. Just sayin'.
it is lol we've done it before
02/08/2011
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
The jalapenos would for sure cause a nasty reaction!
02/08/2011
Contributor: Beautiful Bobbie Beautiful Bobbie
Jalapenos are to hot. I love the ice cube idea. I like sucking on a jolly rancher first.
02/08/2011
Contributor: jfree jfree
I love peppers, but capsaicin is getting nowhere near my anatomy.
02/08/2011