Go ahead and brag, what was your fastest orgasm ever and how did you manage it? If you didn't actually time it then give an estimate.

Mine was 12 seconds. I was in college at a super-religious school, I'm talking no dancing, opposite sex on certain nights, doors open, feet on the floor. I don't know why I was there. My roommate had taken to sleeping all day and being up all night, mostly sitting in the lounge (Fortunately she wasn't in the room too often; she also stopped showering too.), I think she was in competition with my severe insomnia or something but couldn't manage it.
She actually went to class one day. I waited a reasonable amount of time, reached for my cheapo plastic light blue trusty first vibe and went to work. I timed myself because I was curious how long it would taken after so much pent-up tension. It was an entire 12 seconds.

Also, I switched roommates the following semester. less