It's funny that this topic came up. I'm a person that loves anal sex and I hadn't had it in quite awhile. The other night there was a potential opportunity, so I had "prepped" for anal just in case. My "opportunity" never really panned out so I ended up getting super drunk. When I got home I decided, I guess due to my drunken state and frustration from my supposed social failure, I was gonna fuck myself in the ass with an empty wine bottle to make my earlier prep worth it. And trust me, as freaky as I can be... that isn't something I would normally do. I have a pretty decent toy collection and besides, things like that had never really got me off very well before. But that night...I guess since I was drunk, lying on my kitchen floor still fully dressed with heels and stockings on, etc...I defiled myself with a wine bottle with a condom over it and it didn't even take me 3 minutes to cum the first time. I ended up doing it 3 times. Not sure if I'll ever try it again, but it was fun that one time at the very least. less