Special occasions only?

I would be interested to try this kind of sex)

Thanks for the concern & safety tip, Leil@! But hafta laugh if you thought I put the hammers in head first! Of course I put them in bottoms up so that the heads would serve as the wide base to prevent my hole from swallowing them irretrievably, if I could even get the handles in that far!

BTW, I CAN swallow the entire 9 inches of the rubberized mallet handle up to the head when I use the mallet by itself, but again the head can't go in at all so there's no danger I'd ever be unable the handle out once I'm satisfied!

Thanks again, LOL!

Great question, Leil@! It's fun to recall the history of my analplay!

I've been into analplay for abt 33 yrs. I was married during the first 13 or so and since I didn't know about pegging and didn't think the wife would go for dildo play I started with but only occassionally used objects like toilet brush and toilet plunger handles to play with myself. Being new to analplay and not playing regularly, they did not go in very far, maybe 3 inches max.

One day it occurred to me that the head of a wiffle ball bat was the perfect size and shape to play with so I cut one down to abt 12 inches. Using that when I had some privacy while I was married with children, I was able eventually to take about four to five inches of it. Since the head of a wiffle ball bat fit so nicely, it eventually occurred to me to use an aluminum Little League bat as my next stepped up in size toy. And that was the toy, with a head and circumference abt 3x that of the wiffle ball bat, that really started opening my hole wide and long. I think I eventually was able to take abt of the bat! Another day while still married, I was using the mallet I still have and it occurred to me that it should fit nicely and feel good in my hole, so I started using it too and was able eventually to take abt 7 to 8 inches of the handle. I had started to use it shortly before getting separated in 2007.

So when I moved out that year, I made sure I took the wiffle ball bat head, LL bat and mallet with me, LOL!

When I started living alone in 2007 is when I started using real plugs and dildos and it wasn't too long before, with regularly (2 or 3 or more times per week) stretching and expanding the length and width of my hole with the mallet and LL bat and Doc Johnson's Anal Intimidator, which were still bigger than any dildo I had, that I could easily take dildos abt 6 inches in circumference and 8 to 9 inches in length and eventually dildos and other objects like my mallet handle 9 to 10 inches in length. And that was abt 2010. Ever since then, I have bought and used quite a variety of extra-large toys, in circumference and/or length.

Other than the LL bat and mallet, I think the actual anal toy that really expanded the length and width of my hole to easily take extra-large toys was Doc Johnson's Anal Intimidator. With it's cylindrical, ribbed and pyramid-like (a small tip st the top gradually increasing over its 11 inch length to abt 8 inches in circumference) shape, it made expanding my hole easy and fun. It was soon after I first bought it in abt 2010 that I could take abt 10 & 1/2 of its 11 insertable inches!

Hope this answers your question, without being too much information!

Eden was more fun when you were active here