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aliceinthehole
so i keep hearing all these warnings about not putting toys without a flared base into your butt because supposedly the butt will suck it up... wondering if this is a silly rumor or...
has anyone ever actually experienced this? i personally
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so i keep hearing all these warnings about not putting toys without a flared base into your butt because supposedly the butt will suck it up... wondering if this is a silly rumor or...
has anyone ever actually experienced this? i personally cant imagine how it can be possible that your shitter is unable to shit something out. i mean, thats what it's made to do.
so please, indulge me.
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Let's just say that a Toothpaste pump, when used as a sex toy, same as a CAN of deodorant, can go IN and yet NOT come out...forms a suction with the intestinal wall.
No...it did NOT happen to me. YES, it is 100% fact.
Don't even get me started on the silly girl who claimed she got out of the shower and SAT on the 100 watt light bulb that had to be CAREFULLY extracted from her rectum (where it had stayed for two days before built up gas behind it caused SO much pain and still failed to push it out, that she HAD to come to the ER).
A female doctor actually told her "honey, how you choose to play is your business, but they make relatively SAFE toys for this kind of thing. A light-bulb is NOT one of them".
The young fellow who had to have a pocket umbrella removed in the O.R. is another, as the surgeons were VERY concerned could pop open during extraction, and cause a massive intestinal tear and peritonitis (and death).
NO, dear Aliceinthehole it is not a rumor and it is NOT "silly" either. Safe toys are overall relatively safe...compared to shoving things in that often WILL NOT come out. Sitting in an E.R. or O.R., with one's life at risk is certainly no joke.