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Contributor: FemmeFlo FemmeFlo
This reminds me of some sex advice in a Cosmo magazine one time... It said to pick up a pebble while walking in the woods with your guy, and conceal it in your hand and warm it. Then, when you have hot wilderness sex, shove it in his ass as he climaxes.

I think if I did that to my boyfriend, they would find my body in those same woods.
11/30/2011
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
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Originally posted by FemmeFlo
This reminds me of some sex advice in a Cosmo magazine one time... It said to pick up a pebble while walking in the woods with your guy, and conceal it in your hand and warm it. Then, when you have hot wilderness sex, shove it in his ass as he ... more
STEP 1: Find a small, hard to retrieve object that could easily be lost inside the intestinal tract, where it may become lodged and cause a potentially fatal blockage. If it can be jagged enough to cause micro abrasions, fissures, or exacerbate pre-existing medical conditions like hemorrhoids...or even possibly covered in microscopic parasites...that would be IDEAL.
STEP 2: No really, wait, this is a good idea, where are you guys going...?

Really? This is a real thing? Isolate your partner in secluded woodlands and then insert a dangerous object into him without consent? I'm trying to be cheeky because it's actually horrifying to think that someone would ever follow this advice. It really frightens me to consider how wide a readership Cosmo has, and then think over those odds.
11/30/2011
Contributor: LAndJ LAndJ
My partner out of the blue asked once. He said it quickly and didn't want me to fully hear him, so he was surprised when I actually did hear him and did what he asked.
12/01/2011
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
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Originally posted by FemmeFlo
This reminds me of some sex advice in a Cosmo magazine one time... It said to pick up a pebble while walking in the woods with your guy, and conceal it in your hand and warm it. Then, when you have hot wilderness sex, shove it in his ass as he ... more
ROFLMAO! It actually said that?!
12/02/2011
Contributor: Raizer911 Raizer911
Definitely needs some discussion but spontaneity is important to me.
02/15/2012
Contributor: godweensatan godweensatan
ya gotta ask for booty to get booty.... no surprise ass sex people!
02/15/2012
Contributor: Leather & Lace Leather & Lace
No, we would have to agree here.
03/03/2013
Contributor: Chastity Darling Chastity Darling
It is common courtesy to ask first
03/04/2013
Contributor: CutiePatootie CutiePatootie
I have to say that when I didn't think I wanted it, my husband (boyfriend at the time) was extremly convincing and I think has a lot of practice getting it in anally despite the "no"
03/13/2013
Contributor: Herzer Herzer
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Originally posted by link82
Have you ever attempted anything anally (penetration or foreplay) on a partner without knowing how they felt about it or discussing it with them before?
Penetration of anything anally needs to be discussed before hand. I did introduce my wife to the idea and sensation by simply sliding my tongue lower while going down on her. Something like that I think is safe to try with a partner.
03/21/2013
Contributor: LoneOokami LoneOokami
no thats a very much talked out thing
03/24/2013
Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
I slid a finger in my man's ass while giving him oral, this was before I really knew he enjoyed it.
03/25/2013
Contributor: melliegirl melliegirl
i've had a guy "accidently" attempt to put is dick in me (at that time i never had anal)
05/02/2013
Contributor: melliegirl melliegirl
i've had a guy "accidently" attempt to put is dick in me (at that time i never had anal)
05/02/2013
Contributor: MrsandMrbunnysoffun MrsandMrbunnysoffun
I totally fingered around a little bit, but it really depends on the person. It took knowing him before I even dared.
05/02/2013
Contributor: brandi2009 brandi2009
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Originally posted by link82
Have you ever attempted anything anally (penetration or foreplay) on a partner without knowing how they felt about it or discussing it with them before?
I would never want that done to me so I would never do it to someone else.
05/07/2013
Contributor: SaucyxGirl SaucyxGirl
Hell no. I would never attempt anything on my partner unless I knew how they felt about it first. While it is nice to surprise a partner there are some surprises that may not welcome and could easily breach trust.
05/07/2013
Contributor: dancingduo dancingduo
even to a spouse this would be pretty...well...taboo. You gotta to at least ask! (or warn!)
05/13/2013
Contributor: Jennifer87 Jennifer87
My husband and I spoke a long time about anal before actually trying. I have given him a rim job and he never complained about it, but I know if he wanted it anally he'd tell me...
05/14/2013