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Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
Hey guys! So we here at Eden are considering coming up with a badge and nickname system for your profiles. They can identify toy or sexual preferences, orientations, and possibly review/activity accomplishments. I have a list put together, and I would love some feedback about hits and misses. PLEASE bear in mind I have a strange sense of humor, and intend ZERO offense, but will apologize ahead of time if I hit a nerve.

If you see one that feels inappropriate or possibly offensive, please politely let me know. None of these are set in stone, I am just looking for some feedback and direction. The nicknames are intended to fit in line with the sex positive community we have, and they are meant to be fun and funny, while communicating a sexy-smart attitude, something our community does a brilliant job of rallying. So, here they are! Let me know what you guys think:

Nicknames:

1. Snake-Charmer – dildoes expert
2. Plastic Casanova – Male masturbators
3. Marco Polo – G-spot toy expert
4. Padawan – New student
5. Obi Wan - Mentor
6. Krack-en – Anal toy expert
7. Riddle Me This – Someone who starts lots of poll discussions
8. Santa Baby – Someone with lots of wishlists
9. Rockefeller- Someone who has earned X (large) number of points
10. Love Mannequin- Lingerie specialist
11. Sexscal and Ebert – DVD specialist
12. Peggy Bundy – pegging
13. EnSexlopedia – Has a high number of Very Useful votes
14. Lady Gag-a (feminine); Bondage, James Bondage (masculine) – BDSM
15. Glass-amore – Fond of glass
16. Steel-y Dan; Steel Garters (like girders); Be Steel my Heart; Suddenly Steel-moure – Fond of steel toys
17. Silicum Carne – Silicone
18. Sextacular – high number of useful votes
19. First! – Someone who makes the first response to lots of posts
20. Slippery When Wet – Lubricant specialist
21. Pampered Pet- Lots of beauty products, massage candles
22. Muscle Car Momma – Loves powerful toys
23. That’s one big Twinkie – Size queens
24. Francis Ford Copula– Video reviewer
25. Ernest Cummingway - Blog writer
26. Luxury Lolita -High end product afficianado
27. Vintage Vixen - Garterbelts and hosiery
28. Reubenesque Muse - BBW
29. 010010011 - Bi-sexual
30. Viva la Vector - Straight
31. One of these things is just like the other - Homosexual (May be a bit long, but thought I'd get a little feedback on this one!)
32. Taste the Rainbow - Homosexual
33. OmniXXX- Pansexual
34. Dr. Hedwig Frankenfurter - Transgender/transexual (help me out with making sure I have the appropriate group identified!)
35. Poly Pocket - Polyamorous
36. In the Swing of Things - Swingers
37. Playtoy Bunny - Rabbit specialist
38. Bullet in a China Shop - Bullet Fan
39. Domo Arigato Mr. Hitachi - Hitachi fan
40. I have a Liberator Playplace - Liberator shape collector

Achievement Titles (similar to titles you earn in popular videogames)
1. 10 reviews – We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of O’s!
2. 20 reviews - Houston, we have an Orgasm
3. 30 reviews – XXX, Get it?
4. 50 reviews – Intrepid Sexplorer
5. 75 reviews – Sex Trekkie
6. 100 reviews - SupercaliBangilisticSe xpialidocious
7. 150 reviews – Lara Croft, Poon Raider
8. 200 reviews – Bi-Sextennial
9. 250 reviews - We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat
10. 300 reviews – This is Sparta!
11. 400 reviews – Are you telling me you built a sex machine out of a Delorian?
12. 500 Reviews – Edmund Hillary of Mount Sexeverest

Once again guys, please offer me polite feedback about the hits and misses you see up there, and whether or not you think these badges would be a fun profile addition.

-Jaimes
10/28/2011
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Contributor: Kindred Kindred
I only took a quick glance so will provide feedback once I have more time to think about them. However, right off the bat I noticed there is no badge or recognition for video reviews. Perhaps badges to distinguish number of reviews and type (regular vs. adult)?
10/28/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
I think they're cute and would be useful as markers of people's achievements. I don't believe I saw anything for someone who is consistently nominated for review rumbles, though. Or one for someone who has won the most amount of rumbles.

I think the Obi Wan needs a female version. Though, I seem to be having a difficult time coming up with an all-knowing/all-seeing female at the moment.
10/28/2011
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
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Originally posted by Ansley
I think they're cute and would be useful as markers of people's achievements. I don't believe I saw anything for someone who is consistently nominated for review rumbles, though. Or one for someone who has won the most amount of rumbles. ... more
But I like Obi Wan. I dont like girl stuff lol.
10/28/2011
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
I only took a quick glance so will provide feedback once I have more time to think about them. However, right off the bat I noticed there is no badge or recognition for video reviews. Perhaps badges to distinguish number of reviews and type ... more
Francis Ford Copula. It's in there.
10/28/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Obi-Wan can be 'Jedi Master' instead, or something to that effect.

I think the 400 reviews title is awesome.

'Riddle Me This' is appropriately snarky (so I love it).

I call dibs on 'Vintage Vixen'.
10/28/2011
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
Still in beginning stages of ideas. No use in 200 nicknames or "sexpressions" as I like to think of them if no one likes them at all. Let me know if we are on the right track.
10/28/2011
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
Obi-Wan can be 'Jedi Master' instead, or something to that effect.

I think the 400 reviews title is awesome.

'Riddle Me This' is appropriately snarky (so I love it).

I call dibs on 'Vintage Vixen'.
The 400 mark one cracks me up every time I read it.
10/28/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Jaimes
Francis Ford Copula. It's in there.
Ah, totally missed that with so many in the list. However, I still think it would be great to recognize number and type as separate achievements. There are reviewers that have made a few hundred video reviews, they should be recognized for it. There are also only a very few that do adult videos (myself included) and it would be nice to be recognized for that achievement.
10/28/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
lol, great list!

I called my students Padawan, so I love that and the Obi Wan.
You have one for size queens but what about Kings? Cave of the winds???
10/28/2011
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Ah, totally missed that with so many in the list. However, I still think it would be great to recognize number and type as separate achievements. There are reviewers that have made a few hundred video reviews, they should be recognized for it. ... more
Totally considered! Will write that one down for brainstorming. I think that perhaps the achievements list should cover video reviews as well.
10/28/2011
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
lol, great list!

I called my students Padawan, so I love that and the Obi Wan.
You have one for size queens but what about Kings? Cave of the winds???
Luckily, the phrase isn't gender specific, so let's say that it's size queen/king!
10/28/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
I think they're cute and would be useful as markers of people's achievements. I don't believe I saw anything for someone who is consistently nominated for review rumbles, though. Or one for someone who has won the most amount of rumbles. ... more
What about Alanis Morissette as God in Dogma?
10/28/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Ah, totally missed that with so many in the list. However, I still think it would be great to recognize number and type as separate achievements. There are reviewers that have made a few hundred video reviews, they should be recognized for it. ... more
I would definitely like to see something for adult reviewers vs regular videos and something to do with the amount as well.
10/28/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
lol, great list!

I called my students Padawan, so I love that and the Obi Wan.
You have one for size queens but what about Kings? Cave of the winds???
"Cave of the winds"

I just wet myself!
10/28/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Jaimes
The 400 mark one cracks me up every time I read it.
You were supposed to keep my secret Delorian plans a secret!!!
10/28/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
What about Alanis Morissette as God in Dogma?
Completely forgot about that movie...that would be pretty cool.
10/28/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
I think they sound like a cute idea. Some are really funny.
10/28/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
"Cave of the winds"

I just wet myself!
No charge.
10/28/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Just noticed there's nothing for cock rings...cock wrangler/strangler?
10/28/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Just noticed there's nothing for cock rings...cock wrangler/strangler?
10/28/2011
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
Keep em coming! My note pad is ablaze with idea stealing, or brainstorming, as we are going to call it.
10/28/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
Lara craft, Poon raider that is hilarious.
10/28/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
Corn holer- butt plug expert?
10/28/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
Love the idea! What about the previously mentioned video reviewers, and then a couple more breakdowns for Adult dvd/book reviewers, & lingerie/clothing reviewers? Is there a badge for the bloggers? Anyways, love the idea!!
10/28/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
Corn holer- butt plug expert?
OMG! Too much Beavis N Butthead previews or reruns. lol!!
10/28/2011
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
These are great! If I come up with anything I will let you know.
10/28/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
This one stood out to me:

Peggy Bundy – Gender-bending couples (pegging)

While pegging can be a part of gender bending play it doesn't have to be and conflating one with the other just reinforce that stereotypes and by extension all the stereotypes about sexuality and gender roles that stereotype is built upon.
10/28/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
And something for the editors and the club participants, please?
10/28/2011
Contributor: Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
I love these! They are so adorable.
10/28/2011