Something that tickles me: The Liberator Zeppelin is cheaper than the infamous club-in-the-kitty Eleven.
As for where you would keep something that huge and awesome--I'm wondering how they would ship it! If it comes already filled with the foam and everything, I can't imagine something of that enormity would be handled by the usual post guy... at least, not OUR usual post guy. I see them bringing in packages to the dorm, and it's always in big postal office sacks. I can just imagine drunk-splurging one night online and then getting a call from downstairs to "please pick up your refrigerator" three days later!
But, let's fast-forward five, six years and be really optimistic and say I have a nice house and hubby in the suburbs. I'm pretty sure hubby and I would want a couple years to ourselves before kids start their charming invasion into our lives (thereby destroying any vestige of a sex life, at least until they're old enough to be taught that 4-7PM is "mommy and daddy marriage protection time"). In that time, we may very well decide to buy a big old Liberator sex-puff. It would be kind of awesome to keep it out in the living room, I think. And then, later, when it becomes impractical to have it out in the open, it would probably be relocated to the basement.
The end.