If I jump up and down and wave my hands and make a lot of noise, maybe they'll throw the damned thing my way. Heh.

I want to ask if you like it but don't want to spoil your review!

Okay, not gonna lie, those are actually really cool. With Cal Ex's reputation, however, I'm not sure how well they'd work...

I always wondered why EF didn't stock the Wahl massager. People seem to have pretty strong reactions to it, both negative and positive: link

I actually haven't even tried it yet. :/ That's how busy I've been.

I can tell you, however, that it's not as strong as I thought it would be, and I'm not very impressed with the vibration levels/patterns.

Well, at least now I won't have to cry over not getting one. Look forward to the actual review.

And, I agree, BB... seems the Wahl would be a staple just about anywhere and I'm always surprised it's not. It seems to have almost a cult following.

Hehe, this reminds me of a blog post I read somewhere... A woman found some of her sex toys in her son's bedroom, one of which was specifically mentioned as a crucifix dildo with Jesus on it.

Hey awesome, I just received a Baby Jesus Buttplug from them I second the master/slave suggestion!

CE's slowly gaining favor from me, actually. Their products from years past were crap, it's true, but newer products seem to be less shoddy in quality. I guess we'll see

Re: Wahl-- Heheh... "All-Body Massager". I'd try it if it came in pink

How is the Baby Jesus? The shape looks fun, but I wasn't sure from the pictures how well the neck would sit, or if you'd get a Projectile Jesus at the first orgasm.

lol - a projectile Jesus is some image

Jesus isn't so into sitting tight - but I have not met too many buttplugs in his size range that would during an orgasm. He's lovely otherwise - all soft and stuff. I'll be reviewing him on my blog shortly, and will let you know when I do.

I found them on Ophoria's website link . So pretty! I will lust after them now

Thanks! Definitely looking forward to it!

I second that! The Cecile looks simply delicious.

Yes!

I've tried the Wahl massager. It might be ok as a general body massager and I haven't tried the g-spot attachment, but the basic vibrator is horribly designed for women. It was very awkward to use. Unlike the magic wand, you have to hold it in just the right spot at just the right angle. Such a hassle.

So you're right. Another strong reaction.

Oo, or this really hot leather one. link

The silk binding sash is neat.

None of the TopCo links work for me. Heh

I ordered the Wahl from Blowfish and I actually really really like it. It's a different quality of vibration than the Hitachi, but probably not quite as much "raw power". But it's really a sensation and strength that I haven't had in any of my other toys. The lower setting is a vibration that has a really fast frequency kind of like a men's haircut razor and the higher setting sounds more like aa air pump or rumbling, meaning low pitch. The two are very different.

And it's SO QUIET!! While the Hitachi makes me itch if I miss my chance to orgasm, I think the Wahl is able to more accurately massage the "hair trigger" for squirting, for me personally. There are different attachments that might negate the "just the right spot" problem, though it really it a more spot focused massager. It is a little awkward to hold. It helped me to rest my arm of my leg to hold the contoured head.

Yet another strong reaction, haha. Maybe it depends on what version you get or where you get it from?