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Contributor: dv8 dv8


What's inside those packets and how can Tantus fans get one without attending ANME?
07/13/2011
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Contributor: Sex'и'Violence Sex'и'Violence
lol. that's pretty awesome. I want one! :p
07/13/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
LOL I really want to know what is inside that packet!!
07/13/2011
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
OMG, this is hysterical. I'm curious too. Hmm, so do you think you'd water a dildo tree with lube?
07/13/2011
Contributor: potstickers potstickers
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Originally posted by alliegator
OMG, this is hysterical. I'm curious too. Hmm, so do you think you'd water a dildo tree with lube?
Just make sure it's water-based lube.
07/13/2011
Contributor: Linga Linga
OMG this is better than a money tree!
07/13/2011
Contributor: Waterfall Waterfall
I definitely would want one of these Where did you find this lol?
07/13/2011
Contributor: potstickers potstickers
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Originally posted by Linga
OMG this is better than a money tree!
If you have a tree that grows dildos, what would you possibly need money for?
07/13/2011
Contributor: Linga Linga
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Originally posted by potstickers
If you have a tree that grows dildos, what would you possibly need money for?
My point exactly!
07/13/2011
Contributor: newfoundlust newfoundlust
But can you grow them in different colors and varieties so that the leaves hit that special place just right? Also do they take watch batteries, AA batteries or are they rechargeable?
07/13/2011
Contributor: JessCee JessCee
What IS in the packet?!?! I want one!!!!! lol This is really going to bother me!
07/13/2011
Contributor: anonomous anonomous
Um whole field in my back yard?
yes please.
07/14/2011
Contributor: SexyLilPixi SexyLilPixi
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Originally posted by alliegator
OMG, this is hysterical. I'm curious too. Hmm, so do you think you'd water a dildo tree with lube?
Hilarious!

Can you grow a whole orchard? Because I'd like a wand tree too if that's possible.
07/14/2011
Contributor: Linga Linga
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Originally posted by SexyLilPixi
Hilarious!

Can you grow a whole orchard? Because I'd like a wand tree too if that's possible.
I'm with you!

Tanus put me down for one dildo tree, one wand tree, one butt plug tree..... heck just ship me the forrest, kthanksbai
07/14/2011
Contributor: Jenna@Tantus Jenna@Tantus
(Tantus)
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Originally posted by dv8


What's inside those packets and how can Tantus fans get one without attending ANME?
Aren't those fun? Love that campaign idea....I can confirm that the packets do indeed contain seeds, but alas they don't grow real actual sex toys. We did them as a freebie giveaway for the trade show. I didn't think anyone would be interested in getting one, but if there's demand for that I can see about making that happen on the Tantus site.

I'm also campaigning to do some "Not Your Mama's Treehugger" t-shirts/bumper stickers too. Will keep you posted.
07/14/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
i want!
07/14/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I would love to see these available to the general public, that's a really cute idea!
07/14/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
When I read the title of this post, I thought it would show somebody converting a tie rack to hold dildos.

This kind of dildo tree is pretty cool too, though.
07/14/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
That would make one heck of an addition to my garden. I wouldn't mind weeding near as much
07/14/2011
Contributor: Jenna@Tantus Jenna@Tantus
(Tantus)
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Originally posted by Antipova
When I read the title of this post, I thought it would show somebody converting a tie rack to hold dildos.

This kind of dildo tree is pretty cool too, though.
There were actual display trees at the show, custom made. I'll see if I can track down some photos...
07/14/2011
Contributor: CafeSabroso CafeSabroso
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Originally posted by Jenna@Tantus
There were actual display trees at the show, custom made. I'll see if I can track down some photos...
That would be fun to see!
07/14/2011
Contributor: Jenna@Tantus Jenna@Tantus
(Tantus)
Confession: I've no idea how to post pictures on EF, or even if that's possible. But I do believe a link is possible, so I'll try that....fingers crossed.

Dildo Trees

(Cyber hi-fiving myself!)
07/14/2011
Contributor: newfoundlust newfoundlust
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Originally posted by Jenna@Tantus
Confession: I've no idea how to post pictures on EF, or even if that's possible. But I do believe a link is possible, so I'll try that....fingers crossed.

Dildo Trees

(Cyber hi-fiving myself!) ... more
Well done! Would love to have one of those "packs" of seeds too.
07/14/2011
Contributor: Pixel Pixel
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Originally posted by Jenna@Tantus
Confession: I've no idea how to post pictures on EF, or even if that's possible. But I do believe a link is possible, so I'll try that....fingers crossed.

Dildo Trees

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Those are just fabulous! *loves*
07/14/2011
Contributor: PiratePrincess PiratePrincess
That tree is super cool. And I want one of those packets! I want a dildo tree!
07/14/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by dv8


What's inside those packets and how can Tantus fans get one without attending ANME?
Is this where wooden sex toys come from?
07/14/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
Quote:
Originally posted by Jenna@Tantus
Confession: I've no idea how to post pictures on EF, or even if that's possible. But I do believe a link is possible, so I'll try that....fingers crossed.

Dildo Trees

(Cyber hi-fiving myself!) ... more


07/14/2011
Contributor: Jenna@Tantus Jenna@Tantus
(Tantus)
Is it bad that every time I see that "Dildo Tree in Autumn" photo, I can't stop thinking about the opening lines of the song California Dreamin'? All the leaves are brown...and the sky is grey.

No idea why. Must be all those sad little leaves on the ground.
07/14/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Why am I having such a hard time identifying that lime green one?

These are awesome pictures, Jenna!
07/14/2011
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
They remind me of southern bottle trees. I think the neighbors might be less pleased about these in the front yard though.
07/14/2011